Gun Metal Zebra

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I always wear underwear, even underneath my pajamas.

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I drank some filtered water.

Could you at least put on some underwear?

Last to post wins? There is a prize?

I drank soda heavily when I was younger (I also have some crowned teeth to show for it). I did cut back later after that (I seldom drank it; I mixed it with alcoholic beverages once in awhile). I finally stopped drinking it for good around six years ago.

I haven’t celebrated my birthday for quite some time, but a new friend in the furry fandom has convinced me to celebrate it this year. I am going to attend a furry convention that is close to my birthday as a present for myself. My friend may also be giving me birthday spankings.

I prefer physical copies of books. In fact, my home is a personal library.

I should probably get to bed.

Your wish has been granted. However, your refrigerator stops working. I wish housing happened to be more affordable.

My parents were generally strict and disciplined me in various ways. Like many people, I got physical discipline when I was growing up in the form of spanking. Luckily, my flank only got smacked with an open hand (often repeatedly). I was never considered “too old” for spanking by my parents, but it became rare after the age of 12 (years could pass between spankings here, and I got my last one during my late adolescence). As for non-physical discipline, I did get sent to my room for time-outs, and I also got grounded for various lengths of time. Sometimes the duration of my grounding was loosely enforced, and other times, it was strictly enforced. I also got yelled at a lot when I got older, and I never liked it. At times, it just made me wish they would just get things over with and give me a spanking or take away my privileges. I also sometimes got an odd combination of punishments when I started getting older. For instance, my mom would sometimes be busy with something when I misbehaved. She would scold me and tell me to go to my room, and a few minutes later, she would come into my room and tell me to lie face down on the bed so she could spank me. I then had to stay in my room until I was told I could come out of it.

Fortunately, I haven’t been in a physical altercation. I got close to getting in one in high school, but the guy who started it lost his nerve and backed down (I have been told over the years that I have an intimidating appearance). I try to stay physically strong by going to the gym, and while I am not a bodybuilder by any means, I am strong enough to the point where the “Average Joe” isn’t going to dare to cross me. Nowadays, I have high situational awareness, and I practice conflict avoidance and deescalation. This is because I carry a firearm as a last resort (I have a valid permit and training, so I am not violating any laws) for defense, and the first legal “pillar” is being a reluctant participant in the conflict in my state.

Yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money.

I wish vacations lasted longer.

I drank some water and continued browsing these forums.

Unfortunately, I am only fluent in English, so I have not read any books in a foreign language.

Initially, I never really cared about whether the toilet paper roll was positioned "over" or "under". However, I used to work as a janitor, and when I had that job, I was told that the toilet paper should be in the "over" position when replacing empty rolls in dispensers. I have been placing it in the "over" position ever since due to force of habit.

I have been playing Final Fantasy XII on my old PlayStation 2.

I am currently reading Psychology of Intelligence Analysis by Richards J. Heuer, Jr.

I am on vacation from work, so I got paid to browse the internet and read. I am also happy knowing that I will be attending a furry meetup on the weekend and be getting some hugs.

I have been using DuckDuckGo for years, given that they don't harvest personal information like other search engines, viz. Google.

I like dressing in a strange, yet casual way (T-shirts with unicorns or zebras on them, cargo pants or shorts, sandals, and nail polish).

It has been getting hotter in Minnesota, but I am accustomed to both hot and cold weather. There was a heat advisory earlier in the week, but I have gotten by just fine.