come up with a useless superpower

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

The power to irritate badgers.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

The ability to punch a chicken without the entire village trying to kill you.

[Aspirant Pony 93]

The ability to grow wings from your back but be unable to glide or fly off of the ground.

[TerminalObsession 250]

The ability to shapeshift, but only after slowly licking the thing you want to transform into. The same is required if you want to turn back. 

[Brightbart 268]

The ability to know all past winning lottery number sequences without having to look them up. 

[Luminance 2,186]

The ability to see what's inside of those blind boxes.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

The ability to only speak in haiku

[Vulcan 3,254]

The ability to change the color of your internal organs.

[fredpaisley 81]

The ability to freeze time, but you're not exempt from being frozen and when you come back into time you have  the worst case of brain freeze

[Baykush 328]

The ability of being omnipotent in all your alternate realities. 

[Victoria Sponge 1,017]

Shape shifting... into an apple.

[Luminance 2,186]

The power to boop everypony's nose consecutively.

[Comix Strike 38]

The world's fastest blinker.

 

You blink so fast, no one could even tell you did! There, and gone... Huzzah!

[Kulstor 254]

You can spit in different colors.

[JeyWiz 1,097]

The ability to run at super high speeds ONLY when you're sitting in a car and driving it.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

The ability to turn vegetables into bricks.

[frecklesareblooming 225]

The ability to communicate with dinosaurs. 

[Aspirant Pony 93]

The power to burp indefinitely! Think of all those sick dank videos you'll be able to make with your newly acquired "flying" ability from burping so darn much!

[Zachary 5,521]

The power to Snuggle everypony and Hug everypony!

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[Tilgoreth 1,915]

The ability to fly. But you have to lick a ducks butt first.

The ability to fly. But you have to lick a ducks butt first.

The ability to fly. But you have to lick a ducks butt first.

[Flying Vantas 107]

The ability to have a copy of SBURB, but, no matter what, the session will always fail.

[Kulstor 254]

You can fly, even a speeds in excess of mach 4, but only while you are totally drunk. 

[Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,257]

The ability to turn into a cactus without the thorns. 

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

The ability to peer into the darkest regions of space whenever you choose.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

The ability to see your own retinas.