come up with a useless superpower

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Power of growing metal eyelashes!

[Chara 1,565]

The power of killing 1 germ.

[baltosaa 86]

The power to exist...

 

Yep.

[Retro*Derpy 3,191]

I have the power to turn invisible when no one is looking

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Power of exploding cells... but only your own cells

Edited December 2, 2015 by Penn Guindell

[StormLantern the 1st 427]

The power to, at any time, know whether or not someone is thinking about cheese.

 

The power to sense the fifth-closest person, but not the power to sense who they are.

 

The power to make any internet video slightly less popular.

 

The power to forget where you left your keys.

 

The power to turn into a cat, but not the power to change back into a hooman.

[Catpone Cerberus 23,637]

Super speed when you stand still.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

the power to read someones thoughts but only in a language you can't ever understand. 

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Ability to speak in every language! but backwards and with many many grammar and pronunciation mistakes. Also you have to speak really really quietly and in a really deep distorted voice.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

The ability to breathe underwater, but only when you're dry.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

The ability to live forever but still age (shudder)  

[JeyWiz 1,097]

The power of killing 1 germ.

That's actually kind of useful, considering that those soap commercials on TV always say they kill 99.9 percent of germs. You could have the power to kill the remaining 0.01 percent.

 

Wanna know a power that really is useless? The ability to shrink your tongue.

Edited December 9, 2015 by Ravelicious

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

The ablity to permanently turn into Jar-Jar Binks.

[Kulstor 254]

The power to see through chocolate.

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

The power to travel back in time 10 seconds but you can only do it every ten seconds.

[Randimaxis 8,654]

The power to intimidate carrots.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

The power to float for half a second

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

The ablity to hear the color blue.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

the ability to taste purple (I still wan't this power)

[Catpone Cerberus 23,637]

Superjump when you are inside low buildings.

[Swift Marquis 327]

The ability to spin a circle on a piece of paper :3

[Flying Vantas 107]

The ability to get your crush to love you-but you lose interest in them

[Kulstor 254]

Super strength, but only while you are deeply sound asleep.  Does not include invulnerability though.

[Flying Vantas 107]

The ability to share opinions on the Internet without getting flamed.

The power to summon chicken servants that are incapable of doing anything

The ability to lick your elbow

Growing a beard with your mind

Magically adding USB ports to things

Charging your phone .3 seconds faster

Mind control that only makes people make chicken noises instead of speaking

The ability to speak with lettuce.

Mind Control that replaces all of the pronouns with BACON.

[LunatheNightmare 68]

The ability turn everything into an avocado

Edited December 18, 2015 by LunatheNightmare