Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Raven Drakeaurd 292]

I Got a heavy metal chair WHO WANTS IT?

[Strumboldt 22]

I'll stick a Kingston pen drive into your eyeballs. Then, somehow, I'll reach your brain with it to finally kill you.

[Vampira Heart 920]

Dead by mustache mug xD

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

Dreadfully sorry, but I have developed a most peculiar compulsion to thrust my pen into your ear.

[Fluttershykitty 12]

I will strangle you with this towel!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Aw....man....I'm still drinking this Powerade.

[Clod 8,294]

*running knee to the nose*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No chair. Use stool.

[Raven Drakeaurd 292]

A heavy crystal glass, that would do it.

[Foxy Socks 2,599]

A Fluttershy plush? 

[Lucky Bolt 35,063]

A lamp, I guess that might work

[Techno Universal 2,575]

A roll of toilet paper!!! I could shove that down someone's throat suffocating them but it's obviously not going to do anything as it's got a hole through it and I'm conveniently sitting on the toilet right now! Or maybe I could get someone triggered by throwing it onto their tree and hope they trip and die in a bear trap that they put down earlier...

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Feel the wrath of my sister... DarkPrincess758!.... well... as soon as she wakes up that is, its almost 1 AM here.

[IronM17 5,389]

A math book ... the best weapon ever. Nobody can resist the deadly power of mathematics. 

[Ando333 135]

*Fluttershy grabs him from the neck and pushes him against the library and violently stabs him 27 times in the chest with the PC microphone*

[Blackshirt Brony 415]

Good thing I sat down next to the barbells.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

My knee? I can make it work.

[Pr0m4NV14 839]

Death via Half-finished soap carving I was making with Irish springs and a Swiss Army knife?

[TBD 17,254]

I have a table cloth, I guess using this to suffocate you will be a cleaner job.

[SpaceAsylum 13]

A giant teddy bear, so many ways that could work actually.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

A plastic cup hmmmmm? yeah, I know what I can do with this...

[TBD 17,254]

A telephone? hah classic.

[Prospekt 11,018]

*grabs napping roommate* *whispers* Sorry I have to do this, bud!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

a lego brick..this will work nicely

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

I suppose I could throw this empty Dr Pepper can at you, but I doubt its effectiveness.