Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[IronM17 5,145]

A math book ... the best weapon ever. Nobody can resist the deadly power of mathematics. 

[Ando333 135]

*Fluttershy grabs him from the neck and pushes him against the library and violently stabs him 27 times in the chest with the PC microphone*

[Blackshirt Brony 415]

Good thing I sat down next to the barbells.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

My knee? I can make it work.

[Pr0m4NV14 837]

Death via Half-finished soap carving I was making with Irish springs and a Swiss Army knife?

[TBD 17,231]

I have a table cloth, I guess using this to suffocate you will be a cleaner job.

[SpaceAsylum 13]

A giant teddy bear, so many ways that could work actually.

[Messy Mane 9,013]

A plastic cup hmmmmm? yeah, I know what I can do with this...

[TBD 17,231]

A telephone? hah classic.

[Prospekt 10,984]

*grabs napping roommate* *whispers* Sorry I have to do this, bud!

[Messy Mane 9,013]

a lego brick..this will work nicely

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

I suppose I could throw this empty Dr Pepper can at you, but I doubt its effectiveness.

[Prospekt 10,984]

Interesting, I can either smother you with this pillow, or I can use it as if I'm delivering a killing strike in a pillow fight gone wrong. Hmmmm... the latter sounds more fun

[Vera Veil 1,732]

Scootaloo Plushie .... no, I will not kill anypony with a plushie of myself

[Messy Mane 9,013]

a tv remote...this will do 

[TBD 17,231]

Headphone. Perfect.

[Lucky Bolt 35,013]

A book...not bad I guess, I could have you read it nonstop for a year, maybe you'll die of boredom and starvation xD

[Messy Mane 9,013]

XD

 

a pencil hmmmmmm.....yeah this will work nicely

[Lulaypp 2,554]

I do have a phone with a broken screen. So I think I can like, stab you with the shards.

[Messy Mane 9,013]

o.o

i have a a Water bottle

[Lulaypp 2,554]

^^ Me too!! We kill each other with water bottles!

[Messy Mane 9,013]

XD well....only one of us will get to survive 

[Lulaypp 2,554]

*smashes with bottle repeatedly*

[Messy Mane 9,013]

7 minutes ago, Lula Ash said:

*smashes with bottle repeatedly*

OW! *Brutalizes with bottle* 

[Lulaypp 2,554]

*attempts to stab with bottle*