Would you rub ponies bellies for money?

[cider float 2,537]

These ponies have to pay me to rub my belly.

[best poni 1,518]

You would even need to pay me, ponies have the cutest bellies! 

[Notachangeling 101]

I wasn't aware they liked Belly Rubs. O.o 

[mars 4,862]

Heck yeah, and since I'm the only human I'd jack up the prices. I have a monopoly on belly rubs- 5000 bits a rub!

[BlueBrony 388]

I would, so long as the profession is not the moral equivalent to prostitution in Equestria

[Gernia 691]

Absolutely without a doubt. That would be the best job ever.

[SilverFlameWolf 47]

Shall I say...who wouldn't? o.o

[PD Smyth 3]

       Hell yeah!! Do it fer free! my cat loves it, why not ponies? Pinky Pie Derpy Hooves, oh heck bring em on!

[Magic Rasin 180]

 Yeah I'd do it. Rubbing pony bellies AND being paid? Sign me up!

[Ponyboat 62]

Talk about loving what you do! I'd get a cutie mark of a pony smiling.. Or a cutie mark of hands. Lyra would be so jelly.

[They call me Loyalty 1,948]

Yes! I would do it for free
 

[FlootahBabby 265]

No I don't really think so...

I mean, sure, the mane 6 I'd be fine with. But they're not going to be first in line. And I can't help but imagine ponies act similarly to a cat if I was with them. A job like this would be awesome, but I could get a disease.

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

I would rub a pony's belly for fun. For bits though... Probably not. I would only give rubs to my closest friends too. So I'm not the weird one.

[RarityFan01 2,444]

Yes, I would. When I was in school, I was told to find a job that I love. I would love that job. I will become a professional belly rubber. 

[Snake 516]

HECK YEAH I WOULD! Who wouldn't?! I mean, really.

[ChikaChan 7,323]

I do it ^^ as long as they are ok for me rubbing their bellies that is o-o

[Celli 4,337]

If it means spending time with best po-I mean Twilight, then hell yes.

Edited October 30, 2015 by Celli

[Durandal 623]

So you're telling me that I'd get paid for almost no work on my part, and that I have a monopoly on the business?

 

Man, if only real life were so easy!

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I would be the richest creature imaginable by day 3.

[Chronamut 355]

ohh I'd do a lot more than THAT for money *wink wonk*

[Red Wrath Zer0RC36 41]

Honestly, I would do ANYTHING to get some cash right about now, So yeah I most likely would.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

I rub my dogs' bellies for free every day. to get paid to do that? And to PONIES, of all things? Hay yeah I'll take the job [i need one at the moment, for real. today's my mom's last day of work before she's let go from the bank]

[Sir Xarthas VI 470]

Where's my pen? Everyone freeze, I dropped my pen! Oh wait, it's in my pocket. Now... Where do I sign?

[Shadowdragon6060 39]

I would happily do that! That sounds fun and awesome!

[Red Cedar 1,408]

Rub ponies' tummies, and get paid to do it.

 

I would, but I would somehow feel... dirty.

Edited October 30, 2015 by Red Cedar