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Whether or not they be pony related, let's see your favourite quotes!
 

"Aliens are gonna land, tomorrow, and they're gonna take your whole family and turn them into frickin' loaves of bread."     - Jerma985

"There is no greater love than to lay down one's life for one's friends."     - Jesus Christ

 

"                      "     - Teller

 

"What fun is there in making sense?"     - Discord

 

"FINLAND!"     - Patrick Star

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"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain." - Bob Marley

 

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left." - Bertrand Russel
 
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school." - Albert Einstein
Also, "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
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“The numbing mind-ream of knowing you're alone not because people won't accept you but because you find so little worth accepting. An imposed solitude is better than simply tolerating your company in waiting for something better. So loneliness is not such a terrible thing when you consider that the alternative to thought provoking solace is to be surrounded only by remindings of why that solitude is preferable.” 
-Johnny, the Homicidal Maniac (this is a comic)-
 
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein
 
"Pain's not bad, it's good. It teaches you things. I understand that."
"I never thought I was normal, never tried to be normal."

-Charles Manson-

 
"To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering."
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger"
-Friedrich Nietzsche-
 
"I'm not old enough to know about everything, but I`ve lived enough to know a lot"
-Me-
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''I'm Batman'' - Batman

 

''I'm not a man, I'm Cantona'' - Eric Cantona

 

''Fantastic'' - The Ninth Doctor

 

''We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France,
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender'' - Sir Winston Churchill

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"Hey, you're not wearing any shorts!" - Shorts kid, Pokemon

 

A silly one, I know

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"You just have to be at peace with what you are and what you really want to be. Like a lot of people will say like ""I'm an aspiring artist"" or ""I'm an aspiring writer"" No, you're a an artist, you're a writer. If you're doing that stuff everyday, that's what you are...just own it." - Daniel Avidan, Gamegrumps

 

A big inspirational to me and everyone else who wants to and does put hard work into what they're doing

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"A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply!" -Toaster, Fallout New Vegas

 

This quote just speaks to me on a personal level. I identify so much with Toaster.

 

 

"Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Do you feel like wolf kabob roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube bear-ramage? Jigiji geeji geeja geeble google? Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch waggle bagga?" -Charles Manson

 

Although this is a question, I feel that it's one of the greatest asked questions of modern society. Charles Manson is truly ahead of his time.

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"Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Life is like a box of chocolates, doesn't last as long for fat people" I don't know

"Wise men speak because they have something to say;  Fools because they have to say something" Plato

"The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget" Thomas Szasz

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"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." - Jack Layton

 

"I'm governer Mike Huckabee of Arkansas wanting to say congratulations Canada on preserving your national igloo."

- Mike Huckabee.

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Struck down, but not destroyed.

 

Get in loser, we're going shopping.

 

So, if you're from Africa... Why are you white?

 

She asked me how to spell "orange".

 

She doesn't even go here!

 

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you.

 

Don't have sex... because you will get pregnant. And die.

 

Fine. You can walk home, bitches!

 

Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries.

 

We got no food... We got no jobs... Our pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

 

No! It's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!

 

Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?

 

Where did you find that?

 

I expected the rocky mountains to be a little more rockier than this.

 

It's okay! I'm a limo driver!

 

Where do I sign up? Right on my ass after you KISS IT!

 

Yeah. I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

 

Hey guys. Oh, big gulps, huh? Well... see ya later!

 

Pick 'em up!

 

Mary... I desperatley want to make love to a school boy.

 

Dad, what are you doing? It's shark week!

 

Robert better not get in my face... because i'll drop that motherf*cker.

 

Did we just become best friends? Yup! You want to go do karate in the garage? Yup!

 

We're here to f*ck sh*t up.

 

You get out of my face or i'm gonna roundhouse your ass!

 

I'm not gonna call him "dad"... Ever! Even if there's a fire.

 

Hey you don't say that!

 

For a second, you took the shape of a unicorn.

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Oh, God, I have so many. I'll come back some time and list some of them.

 

For now, go with these:

 

"The purpose of life is to take joy in life" - Dolphin Way: Rise of the guardians

 

"Don't trust every random quote from the internet" - Abraham Lincoln

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Don't underestimate us. We don't care about space or time or mutli-dimensional whatevers. Force your way down a path you choose to take and do it all on your own. That's the way Team Dai-Gurren rolls! 

-Simon

 

Never tell me the odds

-Han Solo

 

Fight you? No I want to kill you

-Gohan

 

Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most...human.

-James T. Kirk

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Not all those who wander are lost.

-Tolkien

 

“All knowledge is worth having.”

-Kushiel's Dart

 

“When Love cast me out, it was Cruelty who took pity upon me”
Jacqueline Carey, Kushiel's Dart

 

“We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream.”
Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

 

“there never is a happy ending because nothing ever ends.”
Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

 

“You are human and mortal; we are the sum of our weak moments and our strong.”
Mercedes Lackey, The Black Gryphon

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"Let them Hate, so long as they Fear."

Gaius Caesar (Caligula)

 

"I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile. Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us."

Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Locutus)

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My mind isn't on its A game right now, so I can't think of very many.

Pony:

(Discorded) Applejack: "I absolutely refuse!" *walks inside* 

Rarity: "Fluttershy, sweetness, please come down, and do stop being a vampire bat!"

Maud: "You're the most basic of jokes."

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Non-pony:

"Honey, Kids, Look!  A deer!" - Clark Griswold - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

"I, myself, am strange and unusual." - Lydia - Beetlejuice.

"Being normal is vastly overrated." - Angie Cromwell - Halloweentown.

 

We got no food... We got no jobs... Our pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

 

LMAO!  "Pretty bird... pretty bird..."  :lol: 

 

 

Lastly, the quote below my sig-pic: "Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions." - Robin Hood.

~ Miles

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