Drunk stories

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

Got tales from a night out or a drinking escapade ?

 

One of mine includes drunk calling a friend from here on the forums on new years eve about how good the mac and cheese i was cooking was while dropping most of it on the floor for about 40 minutes and falling into a Christmas tree at least  5 times, getting locked outside because i didn't prop the door open and finally waking up completely behind the couch.  

 

I'm interested in hearing other such stories.

[Guest]

I'm not old enough to drink, but I know a story.

 

My cousin's friend went drunk once, and she taped toothpicks to every packet of popcorn or nuts she could find in the house.

Edited February 5, 2016 by Guest

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

I got drunk at a brony meet up a while back. I remember most of it.....just not how I woke up with my toenails painted blue or how I ended up snuggling a Luna plushie in my sleep with a death grip for who knows how long.

[Crypty Scribbles 6,490]

Nah. When I'm drunk I'm becoming extremely bored. So I don't like to drink often.

[Vulcan 3,256]

Well... Despite my insanity I don't really do any thing crazy when I'm drunk.

 

Craziest drunk thing I've done would be ordering pizza Hut delivery while I was in a McDonald's.

[ILikeNightmares 163]

I've had couple, but I cant remember. x3

Edited February 5, 2016 by ILikeNightmares

[Lost 1,411]

I got drunk at a hotel party once, when everyone else had gone to bed, a bunch of my friends and i decided to hop over the bar and serve ourselves drinks, we must have gone through atleast £1,000 of drinks for free. I woke up on the floor of my bathroom half naked after passing out.

 

I rarely get drunk in public, i usually drink at home.

[Comic Sans 401]

​* i got progressively louder and louder until my friend was like, "yeah, that's more like it!" (as i'm usually very shy and quiet) we came out of the pub, i was skipping down the street in a merry mood, got super hungry, we went to mcdonald's where i was stood talking about anime to one of the cashiers, devoured my burger before it even had chance to realise what was going on, made my way to the bus, lost my balance a grand total of 4 times, each time resulting into me stumbling into 4 different bus stops.

 

* drinking an entire pitcher of some sort of punch-like concoction at a christmas party, really going for it without a care in the world when gangnam style came on.

 

* i wasn't totally out of it, infact i've never been super drunk to the point where i don't remember anything. i drink just enough to be 'merry' and that's about as far as i go.

[Twiggy 2,967]

Ok here it goes. This was a few years back on my birthday in mid summer. My friends and I went down to San Diego to go party. We started drinking around 5 pm. Start getting rowdy at around 6, and pretty piss drunk around 8. The last things I remember before blacking out is someone mentioning Tijuana and quick memory bursts of riding down a freeway. We had a designated driver with a 3 beer limit so no worries.

 

I wake up about 10 the next morning in bed next to a random chick. Solid 8/10, very beautiful. She wakes up as well and starts speaking Spanish to me. It takes me a minute to piece together what she said, because I am not the greatest speaker, but I figure it out. It's just the usual morning after talk and whatnot. She seems confused at why I'm delaying so much, and I tell her that I'm not a very good speaker of Spanish. She seems confused at this, but switches to English. I ask her what happened last night, (leaving out the fact that I don't remember our night together.)

 

Apparently, after my friends and I arrived in Tijuana, we went to a bar near the beach, I started flirting with this chick in what she said was perfect Spanish with a perfect accent (she assumed I was from Mexico City rather than California), and left the bar with her.

 

Also after waking up there were like 30 messages on my phone from my friends. They were freaking the fuck out cause they had no idea what happened to me, thought I got kidnapped by the cartel or something. So I called them, said goodbye to the lovely Señorita, they picked me up, and we all lived happily ever after.

 

My other stories aren't that interesting. It's usually just us getting shitfaced and beating the crap out of each other.

[GeekySonic 1,151]

Can't say that I do. Tried a sip of beer when I was a kid, swore off alcohol forever. The closest that I'll ever get to a drunk story is this one time when I cleaned up my dad when he passed out drunk in his vomit on his 50th birthday.

[Envy 6,380]

I don't have any... I don't drink, my family doesn't drink, and I don't keep company with people who drink enough to get drunk. I'm so out of the loop that I don't even know what the signs of someone being drunk are. lol

[Guest]

Ran from the police once when I was drunk, probably the craziest I've done.

[Oblivion 20,282]

When I was 16 at my sisters, I drank a BUNCH of punch with vodka in it and managed to turn my sisters down stairs rug red! WHOOPS! 

[Lucky Bolt 35,236]

I haven’t gotten quite that drunk yet only because I’m 18 and yea I’m kind of underage lol

But that isn’t to say I’ve had a couple bottles here and there it hard cider but it was at home.  Didn’t get me drunk enough 

[Splashee 28,599]

I have heard drunk stories from my big brother and his friends, as well as my own friends. But every time I was part of ant drinking with my friends or family, they were all dull and boring, and I never really got drunk. Meaning I don't see the point in getting drunk at all, if it is all an illusion and I can't get it anyways.

[Early Sunsets 2,111]

I've personally never had alcohol, but my boss at my old job got drunk while working on a house one time and did the worst tile job in a bathroom I've ever seen. A toddler could have done a better job  I wish I had taken a picture. And it's not really a drunk story, by also at my old job my co-workers liked to have a beer some Fridays, and one time a customer came into the warehouse with their kid just a few minutes after they stopped drinking. Our boss would not have been happy if they had been caught drinking on the job by a customer.

Edited November 26, 2019 by Booker

[TBD 17,272]

I don't go completely Jekyll and Hyde like most people do when drinking (included strong alcohol.) I can still think and all while feeling bit giddy but still levelheaded..  I personality think "going off bonkers mindlessly" is all just in their head because they just want to. Then again, I know when to stop.

But I’ll tell my “drunk” story.

i was 18 and I have my first alcohol and it was during my cousin’s wedding. There was a band playing so I joined in and play air guitar pretending to be a rock star or something. I mean I was thinking still, just for some reason I had boost of confidence.  I guess that’s also alcohol side effect too. 

[Prospekt 11,035]

I once mixed vodka and an energy drink out of pure foolishness and fell into the trap of thinking the caffeine would keep me from being as drunk. Spoiler alert: I got more drunk than I had ever been before, it just took longer for me to get drowsy. I remember drunk posting on the forums later that night but it was nothing bad, just me being giddy because that's how I get when I'm drunk

Haven't drank vodka nor that particular blasted energy drink since then because of a little something in psychology we call conditioned taste aversion from when I inevitably threw up from alcohol for the first time.

[Dreambiscuit 11,210]

I only got drunk once in my life and it involved drinking very cheap wine with my sister and brother in law. I didn't think the wine was very strong and thought I could show off how much I could handle. Instead I showed off how little I could handle because I spent the night barfing my guts all over the place. I kept eating Fritos because I didn't want to put liquor on an empty stomach, but it was pretty nasty when they came back up again. Not a lot of glamour in drinking. That was when I was a teen and I haven't had more than a few sips at a time ever since. 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,225]

I've never touched alcohol save for a couple of experimental sips of stuff. So I don't have any drunk stories that involve me personally.

But there are quite a few about my dad. He wasn't an alcoholic or anything like that. But he would come home from the pub drunk on occasion. Although I was too young to remember these specific ones, my mum and brothers shared these with me. Like how he mistook the neighbour's front door for our own, resulting in my mum leaning out of the bedroom window and yelling at him. Then another time when my brother heard a weird noise coming from downstairs and went to investigate, only to discover my dad jamming an umbrella through the letterbox of the front door in an attempt to get the door open. Then there was another incident where he mistook a wicker toy basket for a toilet.

The wicker basket story now reminds me of a certain episode of Black Books.

 

[Sherem 4,809]

After I broke up with a girlfriend who was a pegasister I had (and I still have) a bad time trying to get over it, so in the hopes of letting all go I went to a party to one of the most expensive hotels here in my city. It was those kinds of parties that you most likely end up drunk or you stop being a virgin...or both. Point is I got hammered that night pretty bad, I mean I was so fucking drunk I Sometimes could not stand up straight...then as any liquor tends to to, the memories of my EX started to rush on me and I got more depressed, so I sneaked with some pals into a room on the 6th floor of the hotel (the hotel was around 12 or 13 floors) and stayed there with some "Friends", shall we call them, and they did a game of dare or truth, with no bottle, and they dared me to to something crazy...so I went to the balcony of the room and stood on the railing of the balcony and jumped...to the pool. I wonder sometimes how did I survive that, but I did, and somedays I wish I hadn't, but well...that's the most crazy story I got.

Edited December 1, 2019 by Sherem

[Handsome Changeling 1,852]

Oh that's a pretty damn good question, gotta say I have quite a few, some funny some unpleasant, my fondest was at my mates 18th birthday two years ago, it ended with me necking well over a bottle of vodka over the space of an hour, I think it was a Smirnoff 1 litre, and according to my friends I refused to tell them where I lived cus I found it funny, what was funny I have zero idea but anyway they rung me a taxi since one of them remembered where I lived, so I ran away from the taxi laughing constantly once it got to his house and I apparently 'expertly' leaped over neighbours garden walls before running on flat pavement and face planting, gashing my eyebrow open, somehow, I hopped over like 5 walls to be defeated by the normal pavement.

[ridaranka 574]

I guess something like this 

[Cash In 23,086]

There was a time where I spent the night playing table tennis with two drunk teenagers. It was an...interesting experience to say the least.

Edited October 14, 2021 by Cash_In