Ask Chaos, Master of Discord

[MrL0LZ 866]

  On 2012-06-07 at 2:23 AM, '~Chaotic Discord~' said:

The world of ponies, which is a separate dimension from this human one, is covered in chaos. I simply troll the internet in this world, as it's far more easy to make people upset than trying in person.

 

So you troll people on the internet....where the strategy is to ignore the troll.........which is very effective.....You waste your time on the internet, not affecting anyone in any way?

[NavelColt 22,883]

  On 2012-06-07 at 2:25 AM, 'GLaMOS (AceCord)' said:

So you troll people on the internet....where the strategy is to ignore the troll.........which is very effective.....You waste your time on the internet, not affecting anyone in any way?

 

If it truly didn't effect anyone than flame wars wouldn't exist, silly filly. It may not exist on here or some other places, but this is the internet, there are always noobs who will become provoked when Discord probes them with replies full of the trololol's, somewhere. In the meantime, it's quite amusing being on a site such as this, where I can discuss with all you humans the show that depicts our realm.

[MrL0LZ 866]

  On 2012-06-07 at 2:29 AM, '~Chaotic Discord~' said:

If it truly didn't effect anyone than flame wars wouldn't exist, silly filly. It may not exist on here or some other places, but this is the internet, there are always noobs who will become provoked when Discord probes them with replies full of the trololol's, somewhere. In the meantime, it's quite amusing being on a site such as this, where I can discuss with all you humans the show that depicts our realm.

 

I congratulate you, Discord in completing this test, you must be the pride of Trollestria. Edited June 7, 2012 by GLaMOS (AceCord)

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

OH HELL YEAH, I STARTED A DISCORD FIGHT!!!!

[NavelColt 22,883]

  On 2012-06-07 at 6:31 PM, 'Staticthor Draconus' said:

OH HELL YEAH, I STARTED A DISCORD FIGHT!!!!

 

Questions, or gtfo, my friend <3

[JappleackWithApples 34]

have you tried discording yourself?

[NavelColt 22,883]

  On 2012-06-07 at 8:56 PM, 'JappleackWithApples' said:

have you tried discording yourself?

 

I cannot be Discorded for two reasons:

-I'm the one casting the spell, and you cannot preform the spell on yourself

-I'm chaos incarnate, there is nothing I could be Discorded into to make me anything other than what I am

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

  On 2012-06-07 at 9:06 PM, '~Chaotic Discord~' said:

I cannot be Discorded for two reasons:

-I'm the one casting the spell, and you cannot preform the spell on yourself

-I'm chaos incarnate, there is nothing I could be Discorded into to make me anything other than what I am

 

The second point makes sense, but the first point... you're the one casting it and it can't be cast on yourself... you're Discord, isn't that what you do? Break rules that shouldn't be broken? Surely you could just get around that rule? Am I looking into this too much? Edited June 7, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)

[NavelColt 22,883]

  On 2012-06-07 at 9:10 PM, 'Chill Mists (Chilly)' said:

The second point makes sense, but the first point... you're the one casting it and it can't be cast on yourself... you're Discord, isn't that what you do? Break rules that shouldn't be broken? Surely you could just get around that rule? Am I looking into this too much?

 

I break other people's rules, not my own <3

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

  On 2012-06-07 at 9:12 PM, '~Chaotic Discord~' said:

I break other people's rules, not my own <3

 

Fair enough... fair enough...so um, been up to anything interesting lately?

[NavelColt 22,883]

  On 2012-06-07 at 9:13 PM, 'Chill Mists (Chilly)' said:

Fair enough... fair enough...so um, been up to anything interesting lately?

 

I've come to terms that after Celestia, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie are my favorite ponies to torment. Dash get's worked up oh so easily to the point of yelling, and it's quite amusing to dump some chocolate rain on her head when walks out her front door. Twilight Sparkle is an OCD case waiting to happen, so the slightest thing I do makes her freak out at a Code Red Alert. Finally, Pinkie Pie has a similar sense of humor as I do, albeit more considerate of people's feelings, so I enjoy chatting with her. And she oh so loves my Chocolate Rain. Other than that, I have been skulking around as usual. I met an interesting individual on the other side of the Everfree Forest the other day. Said her name was...'Chrysalis'. Hmmm, we seem like we'd be good friends~

[JappleackWithApples 34]

what would be your reaction if you saw the moon look a little bit like this...?

 

[NavelColt 22,883]

  On 2012-06-07 at 9:23 PM, 'JappleackWithApples' said:

what would be your reaction if you saw the moon look a little bit like this...?

 

 

I'd laugh, thinking of all the chaos it would cause the ponies of the world, who would freak out at the appearance of their moon having changed <3

[JappleackWithApples 34]

  On 2012-06-07 at 9:24 PM, '~Chaotic Discord~' said:

I'd laugh, thinking of all the chaos it would cause the ponies of the world, who would freak out at the appearance of their moon having changed <3

 

yeah i freak out if the moon looked like that too...you sure you can get used to the moon having a creepy face?

[NavelColt 22,883]

  On 2012-06-07 at 9:27 PM, 'JappleackWithApples' said:

yeah i freak out if the moon looked like that too...you sure you can get used to the moon having a creepy face?

 

My dear I can change it to be night or day at will, I have nothing to fear from something I can make poof in the blink of an eye~

[Count Paradox 3,548]

discord, whatever did we do to make you take our world away?

 

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[NavelColt 22,883]

  On 2012-06-09 at 4:53 AM, 'Gigapwny' said:

discord, whatever did we do to make you take our world away?

 

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Very nice my dear, but I myself prefer the original <3

 

 

Oh, you silly fillies did nothing at all~ As a Draconequus of the lols, I must make with the chaos and lols as I see fit. You ponies were simply standing there, being oh so peaceful and tranquil, that it attracted me like a bee to honey <3

[Count Paradox 3,548]

oh, discord. could you teach me to be as awsome as you?

[NavelColt 22,883]

  On 2012-06-09 at 5:28 AM, 'Gigapwny' said:

oh, discord. could you teach me to be as awsome as you?

 

 

Who knows, if you follow me around and take note of my chaos, observe it, learn from it, you may get a taste of what kind of wit, humor and prankish behavior is required to be awesome, but I cannot guarantee anything~

[Ember_star 229]

Hey discord Can i have some chocklet rain?

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Discord the

. Edited June 9, 2012 by Prince_Morningstar

[NavelColt 22,883]

  On 2012-06-09 at 1:07 PM, 'embers1' said:

Hey discord Can i have some chocklet rain?

 

Everypony can have as much chocolate rain as they're like <3

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

@Discord:

 

I just 1-up'd you by turning an asphalt road pink.

 

  'Ganaram DI' said:

 

(I'm just being silly... On a serious note, it really was that easy.)

 

What do you have to say to that?

 

- Ganaram Inukshuk, the wannabee draconamquis who sucks at spelling

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Well, Discord, it seems that my home country, the USA, has gotten a little "boring". What say you show up IRL and cause some good old-fashioned chaos? Sounds good to me.

[NavelColt 22,883]

  On 2012-06-10 at 5:15 PM, 'Ganaram Inukshuk' said:

@Discord:

 

I just 1-up'd you by turning an asphalt road pink.

 

 

 

What do you have to say to that?

 

- Ganaram Inukshuk, the wannabee draconamquis who sucks at spelling

 

My dear boy, that's nothing but a digital rendition of a road turned pink <3 Come talk to me when you walk outside irl, snap your fingers, and make the asphalt all turn pink. That is the power of Discord, not silly willy technology~

 

  On 2012-06-13 at 2:54 PM, 'rainbowdash4ever' said:

Well, Discord, it seems that my home country, the USA, has gotten a little "boring". What say you show up IRL and cause some good old-fashioned chaos? Sounds good to me.

 

Sounds lovely. Perhaps I'll go bug those politicians up at the white house. They're oh so busy bashing on each other for the upcoming election. Some chocolate rain, a soap road or two, and some floating pies should do the trick.

 

Heck, maybe I should run for president~