Ask The Great and Powerful Trixie!

[JappleackWithApples 34]

And Trixie is done for today! Why don't you go wherever you go now? Cmon now...

 

Only the best works for Trixie, so of course they are good! Trixie has as much Taste as Talent!

 

And Trixie can easily crush your dreams, seeing how idiotic they are!

 

go and try...you will fail...now go back to eatting hay horse...

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Awesome! How'd the magic show go?

 

...Well, yes a large crowd this time...

go and try...you will fail...now go back to eatting hay horse...

 

Don't hate on hay, it is the best product that Equestria ever produced, next to The Great and Powerful Trixie!

[JappleackWithApples 34]

...Well, yes a large crowd this time...

 

Don't hate on hay, it is the best product that Equestria ever produced, next to The Great and Powerful Trixie!

 

​Last time i checked only horses eats hay...and donkeys...and cows...we eat them animals. but we never eat the hay. thats for horses silly.

[Jon the VGNerd 887]

Cool!

[Whiteshade 1,426]

​Last time i checked only horses eats hay...and donkeys...and cows...we eat them animals. but we never eat the hay. thats for horses silly.

 

That's disturbing. Eating animals? Trixie suspected you were a hellspawn, but now Trixie has proof!

Cool!

 

Trixie is glad to see at least somepony admires Trixie's Talents!

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

And Trixie is done for today! Why don't you go wherever you go now? Cmon now...

 

Only the best works for Trixie, so of course they are good! Trixie has as much Taste as Talent!

 

And Trixie can easily crush your dreams, seeing how idiotic they are!

 

Well, your amount of taste has gotten me into multigrain hayshakes, regardless of me being a human, these are great!

[Glaceon 793]

Trixie do you think you are more powerful than Celestia?

[JappleackWithApples 34]

That's disturbing. Eating animals? Trixie suspected you were a hellspawn, but now Trixie has proof!

 

Trixie is glad to see at least somepony admires Trixie's Talents!

 

​you never tatsed chicken before? it not bad...but it better than hay...it's just gross...and i may be a hellspawn but at least my ego isn't as large as a over sized balloon!

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Well, your amount of taste has gotten me into multigrain hayshakes, regardless of me being a human, these are great!

 

They are, aren't they? Trixie always has the best taste.

Trixie do you think you are more powerful than Celestia?

 

Of course! Unlike Celestia, Trixie has yet to be defeated by some changeling, and Trixie is Great and Powerful enough to easily defeat any changeling!

​you never tatsed chicken before? it not bad...but it better than hay...it's just gross...and i may be a hellspawn but at least my ego isn't as large as a over sized balloon!

 

Nope, your ego is pretty big. Seriously, stop being so arrogant and get out of this thread, and Trixie reaffirms Trixie's disgust on eating animals.

[Everfree 286]

If you had a theme song, what would it be?

[Whiteshade 1,426]

If you had a theme song, what would it be?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHcxc68ayBc

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

They are, aren't they? Trixie always has the best taste.

 

Of course! Unlike Celestia, Trixie has yet to be defeated by some changeling, and Trixie is Great and Powerful enough to easily defeat any changeling!

 

Nope, your ego is pretty big. Seriously, stop being so arrogant and get out of this thread, and Trixie reaffirms Trixie's disgust on eating animals.

 

Heh, I wish I wasn't stuck on this dumb rock of a planet called Earth. I really would love to go to Equestria and live in Ponyville. But alas, I cannot, because travel to and from Equestria is impossible at this time according to Celestia. If you're so Great and Powerful, do you think you could open a portal to my house and visit? Would love to know you personally.

Edited May 16, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Hey Trixie, one question before I summon my army of vegetables... celery... or cucumbers?

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Heh, I wish I wasn't stuck on this dumb rock of a planet called Earth. I really would love to go to Equestria and live in Ponyville. But alas, I cannot, because travel to and from Equestria is impossible at this time according to Celestia. If you're so Great and Powerful, do you think you could open a portal to my house and visit? Would love to know you personally.

 

Its not possible, but don't worry, The Great and Powerful Trixie will have it figured out soon enough!

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

I hope "soon enough" translates as "within my lifetime". Not to mention I heard Luna knows how to create portals. If you have a Ponysquare page Trixie, add me and talk to Mother Morning and Father Night. They know how to open portals.

 

~Josh

Edited May 16, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

Hey trixie (you are not worthy of being capitalized), how do you deal with the fact that many can defeat and constantly troll you, like myself.

 

ps

isaw this and went, "that is the most common magic trick i have ever seen, i dont even use it any more because it is a cliche, catch up with the times".

[JappleackWithApples 34]

They are, aren't they? Trixie always has the best taste.

 

Of course! Unlike Celestia, Trixie has yet to be defeated by some changeling, and Trixie is Great and Powerful enough to easily defeat any changeling!

 

Nope, your ego is pretty big. Seriously, stop being so arrogant and get out of this thread, and Trixie reaffirms Trixie's disgust on eating animals.

 

pffff....horses...seriously you should stop using making yourself in third person. i dont go out i say "jappleack don't like this food!" you just sound like the hulk. you are the type of person who would take credit for anything that is made.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

I hope "soon enough" translates as "within my lifetime". Not to mention I heard Luna knows how to create portals. If you have a Ponysquare page Trixie, add me and talk to Mother Morning and Father Night. They know how to open portals. ~Josh

Too much work, Trixie is too busy to do any of that.

Hey trixie (you are not worthy of being capitalized), how do you deal with the fact that many can defeat and constantly troll you, like myself. ps isaw this and went, "that is the most common magic trick i have ever seen, i dont even use it any more because it is a cliche, catch up with the times".

Most of the time Trixie does not even read your posts, this one only caught Trixie's attention due to the Amazing Trixie .gif!

pffff....horses...seriously you should stop using making yourself in third person. i dont go out i say "jappleack don't like this food!" you just sound like the hulk. you are the type of person who would take credit for anything that is made.

Trixie can talk in whichever person Trixie wants to. Secondly, learn some basic grammar structure. Third, Trixie makes everything, so obviously The Great and Powerful Trixie should take credit!

[Jon the VGNerd 887]

Ugh... and I thought Trixster was bad enough... oh well, a pegasi can't leave a question unasked, can he? Anyway, 'sup, "Great and Powerful" Trixie?

 

Author's note: To reduce confusion, this is Rainbow Blitz, the stallion counterpart of Rainbow Dash.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Well, if you're too busy to talk to a pair of alicorns that created day and night, then you are not as friendly as I thought you'd be. I'm not gonna bother talking to you for a while. Why? Because now you irritate me and you're starting to become a waste of my time. Try being more friendly and you may even have way more friends than you do now.((This is just directed at Trixie.))

[Glaceon 793]

Can you teleport with your magic?

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Trixie, why are you so boastful? Do you feel inadequate for some reason? Did something happen in your life that forever makes you feel the need to show off?

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Too much work, Trixie is too busy to do any of that.

 

Most of the time Trixie does not even read your posts, this one only caught Trixie's attention due to the Amazing Trixie .gif!

 

Trixie can talk in whichever person Trixie wants to. Secondly, learn some basic grammar structure. Third, Trixie makes everything, so obviously The Great and Powerful Trixie should take credit!

 

Really did you create ponyvile? or what celstia? did you create me? i think not! here is something you should know...you are the weakest pony that has ever been made...also if twilight can out smart you...then you are not great or powerful but rather a loud mouth...

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Ugh... and I thought Trixster was bad enough... oh well, a pegasi can't leave a question unasked, can he? Anyway, 'sup, "Great and Powerful" Trixie?

 

Author's note: To reduce confusion, this is Rainbow Blitz, the stallion counterpart of Rainbow Dash.

 

Trixie has not met you before. Stop addressing The Great and Powerful Trixie with such familiarity!

Well, if you're too busy to talk to a pair of alicorns that created day and night, then you are not as friendly as I thought you'd be. I'm not gonna bother talking to you for a while. Why? Because now you irritate me and you're starting to become a waste of my time. Try being more friendly and you may even have way more friends than you do now.((This is just directed at Trixie.))

 

Oh no, are you offended? Trixie is too busy being Talented, that is a fact. Of course, some ponies may be irritated, because they will never be as Great and Powerful as The Great and Powerful Trixie!

Can you teleport with your magic?

 

Trixie can perform many magics, and much much more! Teleportation is basic and no problem for The Great and Powerful Trixie.

Trixie, why are you so boastful? Do you feel inadequate for some reason? Did something happen in your life that forever makes you feel the need to show off?

 

1. Trixie is not boastful, Trixie is merely spreading Trixie's Amazing Talent. Appreciate it!

2. Wha- Trixie is always adequate! Always...

3. Nothing happened, and stop probing, Trixie will disclose something when and only when Trixie feels like it!

Really did you create ponyvile? or what celstia? did you create me? i think not! here is something you should know...you are the weakest pony that has ever been made...also if twilight can out smart you...then you are not great or powerful but rather a loud mouth...

 

Again, correct your grammar and Trixie might at least bother to rip apart your pathetic arguments...

[Jon the VGNerd 887]

You'd probably know Rainbow Dash, then, considerin' as how she told me about you a few days ago. I'm the cooler bro counterpart, Rainbow Blitz!