Celestia orders you to smack your favorite pony. What do you do?

[Red Cedar 1,408]

"Bite my smooth, cutie mark-less butt, Your Highness!"

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

I'd totally smack them... Celestia is always right. Amirite?

[Foxy Socks 2,599]

That would be interesting as I have five favorite ponies. (Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Princess Celestia herself, Shining Armor, and I guess Scootaloo. Princess Ember isn't a pony so she isn't in there. )

 

Either she would make me smack all of them excluding herself, or just pick one. Either way I would refuse and take the punishment myself. Of course that would never happen because she would love me. XD

Edited July 2, 2016 by Namae

[Jackie Snack 1,498]

Smack her hard. I'm all for helping my friend, but a smack to the face is far less troublesome than possibly death.

 

Let's be realistic here. The ruler of a country is forcing you to do something OR ELSE. We know what that 'or else' is.

Edited July 2, 2016 by x0jackie0x

[Dakcka 182]

Hehehehehe

 

Absolutely nothing. I would do absolutely nothing. 

[Jackie Snack 1,498]

Hehehehehe

 

Absolutely nothing. I would do absolutely nothing. 

You're sick and I love it. xD

[cider float 2,538]

I'd say no.

 

...and then I'd smack Celestia across the bum instead. Consequences be damned!

A white flank would show an imprint pretty easily.

[Luminance 2,186]

Second thought...

 

Celestia would order my favorite pony to smack me instead, you know being from a another universe and human.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

I don't really have any favourites, so I'd either have to slap everyone, or no one.

[Snow 7,034]

smack the pony i like most hu? kinky   as you wish your highness

[Bizarre Wizard 4,982]

Obviously, this doesn't apply to anyone whose favorite is Celestia herself.

Oh, dat's sad.

 

But anyways I'm sure it's test, so I would denied to do it ) Celestia is kind princess.

 

[Xeltor23 704]

Yeah, don't want to be banished

Edited August 26, 2016 by Xeltor

[woodgazer 71]

I do not hit women, children, or the elderly. Under no circumstances will I violate that personal rule. Celestia would have to banish or kill me.

Me neither. Also, I don't hit people identifying as men, nor any other living things. Unless he/she/it was going to kill me, or something, in that case I wouldn't really care what gender the person had. Why would you want to hit men?

[Snow 7,034]

Why would you want to hit men?

ughh... because everyone's fave pony is male, duh. its um... err.. lun.. rainbo.... trix.... ughh.. um... one of the background characters Clifford the big red dog and that married guy, yea its all come back to me now, everybody and i mean EVERYBODY loves those 2 more than any of the female characters ^-^

[Missklang 1,053]

1: Walk to Luna

2: Smack her (cry a bit on the inside)

3:Tell her that it's Celestia's orders (100% truth)

4:Grab Discord and popcorn and watch the two sisters fight

Edited August 26, 2016 by Missklang

[Shadow Dash DJ Rod 696]

oh gosh, i can't smack fluttershy, she would cry ;-;

Edited August 26, 2016 by Shadow_Dash

[Jeric 46,851]

Me neither. Also, I don't hit people identifying as men, nor any other living things. Unless he/she/it was going to kill me, or something, in that case I wouldn't really care what gender the person had. Why would you want to hit men?

I never implicated desire as a motivation. A deeper reading of my initial post may be warranted.

[Relentl3aa 6]

Sorry Rainbow, this is gonna hurt.

[Surprise 1,003]

I'm just as me'd on ponies here do decide to follow Celestia orders. Still wrong to smack and who knows? Could be Chrysalis impersonating Celestia....

 

But I guess it just my opinion even though I posted here before ;/

[They call me Loyalty 1,948]

I'd slap rainbow dash without a doubt, and twice! And another one for crying out loud. Damn it, they'd have to restrain me from going into a slapping fest.

And one to Celestia too, before leaving!

[Zachary 5,521]

Sorry Celestia but I can't slap Somepony.

 

edit: Corrected posting

Edited September 6, 2016 by ZacharyDiLello2k17

[El Duderino 879]

I would not harm someones else just to save myself. Either way, any leader whos punishments involve hurting the innocent is no leader to me.

[Prospekt 11,018]

I could never smack Twilight. I would just pretend too... and then hug her. :3

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,467]

Alrighty, I could do this, no problem. I would simply walk up to said pony in question, and proceed to give a slight love-tap on the nose.

 

Loophole: She never said how hard said smackage had to be.

[Choros Isorropai 409]

i would lift up my hand, and gently place it on the ponies face, and tell celestia that it was done...

if she said i was lieing, i would tell her that the speed of my "slap" was not specified clear enough, and so i did what i thought was necessary...