Celestia orders you to smack your favorite pony. What do you do?

[KillerKingBakudan 702]

Remember, Celestia wants to see her cry….

[Starbright Sparkle 55]

waaaat ? smack derpy ? i rather go to the moon ._.  but i will smack twilight if she does goes into her crazy moods <.<

[OmegaBeamOfficial 622]

I would just back away from Celestia and refuse to do so, and justify it by saying I don't want to hurt other ponies, especially not the ones I like the most. If she really thinks that pony deserves it then go ahead, but don't drag me into this. And then I'd walk away, then when Celestia tries to slap her herself I'd rush back and intercept it.

[Ethan Tran 949]

something bad could happen when she ends the order with "or else". What do you do?

then it's none other then Queen Chrysalis herself. Celestia would never do even near something like that (well we already know that this kind of behavior exposed Chrysalis the first time in Crystal Empire incident, so i think it's definitely her).

[Aurora Wolf 2,354]

I can't slap Applejack. She's one of Ponyville's best athletes. She'd slap me back even harder.

 

Believe me. I know how that would feel. Applejack's pretty tough.

[cider float 2,535]

I'll have to smack an imaginary pony because I don't have a favorite pony. Looks like I'm crime free, joke's on Celestia. Maybe Celestia's got a bad case of "nobody thinks I'm their best pony so I'll have other ponies smack their favorite ponies that isn't me." And then she ends up getting smacked. 

[SquipyCheetah 449]

Is hitting Celestia instead an option? 

 

I'm not hurting any of my favourites or anypony in general.

[Dreambiscuit 8,024]

I would lie and say Celestia is my favorite pony and smack her instead. Then I would ask her if she thinks such a punishment is truly just for any reason. 

[Scrubbed user 3,415]

I would walk up to her, smack her in the face and say "bad princess. BAD!".

[Light of Night 332]

I'll ask why and if I really have no choice, I'll use a pillow that's soaked with salt water.

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,435]

Run for it.

I'm not gonna smack Twilight, and I don't want to get smacked myself, either.

[CT-1138 3,180]

I slap Celestia and demand go know what best pone has done.

[Sparklefan1234 161,880]

If Celestia made me smack Twilight Sparkle, I would angrily refuse, then go tell Twilight what her "mentor"

 

just asked me to do to her.

Lastly, I would hug & comfort Twilight because I'm positive she would be incredibly sad. 

Edited September 26, 2016 by Sparklefan1234

[Ruudo Burei 42]

I'd Master Spark Celestia.

[Widdershins 9,955]

I would immediately pour a box of Honey Smacks cereal over said pony. Then do a quick little jig while singing about the "word of the law, if not the spirit."

 

Then, after pulling my head out of the wall after having been bucked into it, maybe then start wondering about the why of the matter.

[Luminance 2,181]

I will not. I can't hit Princess Twilight but if you mean "smack" like a gentle brohoof then that's okay.

 

What happens if your favorite pony is Celestia?! She'll get a taste of her own medicine!

Edited September 26, 2016 by Melodic Twilight

[GeekySonic 1,150]

Never shall I ever lay a forceful hand upon Dashie-senpai.

 

Flip her the bird, I say. I hear the moon is quite lovely this time of year anyway.

[azbat 301]

Of course I would smack best pony. I would smack best pony right on the lips. And best pony would cry because it would be a lovely moment.

 

A smack is a kiss, right. Got to love the English language. So many words with so many meanings.

[FizzyGreen 908]

I would do it. Not doing it might or probably will get the both of us in trouble. And it's just a smack.

[KillerKingBakudan 702]

I will not. I can't hit Princess Twilight but if you mean "smack" like a gentle brohoof then that's okay.

 

What happens if your favorite pony is Celestia?! She'll get a taste of her own medicine!

Then it's an "imposter" she wants you to smack. Interpret that how you will. 

[Twilight Frost 271]

First I would say no, then I would say do it yourself, then I would say, if you do I will attack you. 

 

Now I could go the high road and give my favorite pony a different kind of "smack" if you know what I mean. 

 

Right on the lips! 

Edited September 26, 2016 by Twilight Frost

[Phanact 333]

Obviously, this doesn't apply to anyone whose favorite is Celestia herself.

 

You're called to her castle where you meet the favorite pony in question tied up and gagged. Celestia explains that this is her punishment for some wrongdoing that she doesn't have time to give details about, and she won't release her until you smack her across the face and make her cry.

 

You don't know why Celestia's doing this, but you know something bad could happen when she ends the order with "or else". What do you do?

 

Wouldn't be hard. Rarity cries a lot. 

[Luminance 2,181]

Then it's an "imposter" she wants you to smack. Interpret that how you will.

 

I'll do nothing but then somepony would still had to cry so if I can cut some onions in front of Twilight so she'll bawl out.

[Sphinx-Ara 3,517]

Lie and tell her that she was my favorite pony and ask if she really wanted me to slap her

[KatonRyu 1,026]

Turn around and walk away. I don't hurt people (or anything) without a reason. If that gets me zapped by Celestia, eh, I'll be fine.