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Dear CLOP,

 

Viscra and I both waited in your dungeon last night, why weren't you there? We even left chloroform and gear in the corridor, so you could sneak up on us and take us by surprise, then have the pleasure of "dressing" us and tying us up.


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  On 2011-12-20 at 8:46 AM, 'Robojot' said:

is this you allcaps pony

 

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NOPE NO FINITO NADA NUH-UH DON'T THINK SO BUDDY

HE MAKES A REALLY FUCKING GOOD IMPRESSION OF ME, THOUGH.

 

  On 2011-12-20 at 10:24 AM, 'Feather Spiral' said:

Dear CLOP,

 

Viscra and I both waited in your dungeon last night, why weren't you there? We even left chloroform and gear in the corridor, so you could sneak up on us and take us by surprise, then have the pleasure of "dressing" us and tying us up.

 

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FEATHER SPIRAL

STOP FUCKING DREAMING AND OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES

YOU MIGHT LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, THEN

 

BY THE WAY, GUESS WHO'S BEHIND YOU.

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HEY CAPS LOCK PONY, IS THERE SOMEONE STANDING BEHIND ME?!
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HEY FUCKING CAPSLOCK PONY,

 

IS UR DAD A MOTHERFUCKER

 

there was a warning in the title so don't complain

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  On 2012-05-24 at 6:09 PM, 'Lobstaarr' said:

HEY CAPS LOCK PONY, IS THERE SOMEONE STANDING BEHIND ME?!

 

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YOU MEAN IS THERE SOMEFUCKINGCAPSLOCKPONY BEHIND YOU? IF SO, THEN FUCKING YES THERE IS.

 

  On 2012-05-26 at 7:24 AM, 'MasterCadence' said:

HEY FUCKING CAPSLOCK PONY, IS UR DAD A MOTHERFUCKER there was a warning in the title so don't complain

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  On 2012-05-26 at 8:29 AM, 'Feather Spiral' said:

Dear CLOP, did you HAVE a motherfucking dad?

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I...

...

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...prefer not to talk about him.

 

  On 2012-05-26 at 8:31 AM, 'The Awesome One' said:

DEAR FUCKING CAPS LOCK PONEYZ, I HAZ CANTERLOCKZ SKILLZ TOO!

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IT'S FUCKING GREAT TO SEE ANOTHER PONY INTERESTED IN THE ARTS OF THE ROYAL FUCKING CANTERLOCK.

HERE'S A VERY FUCKING IMPORTANT RULE ABOUT FUCKING CANTERLOCK, THOUGH: DON'T END YOUR FUCKING WORDS WITH "Z'S". IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A WANNABE WHO DOESN'T KNOW FUCKING SHIT ABOUT HIP-HOP.

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  On 2012-05-26 at 10:16 AM, 'Princess Viscra Maelstrom' said:

I...

...

...

...prefer not to talk about him.

 

Y DONT YOU FUCKING SAY IT
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  On 2012-05-26 at 11:04 AM, 'MasterCadence' said:

Y DONT YOU FUCKING SAY IT

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YOU DON'T FUCKING WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT.

 

  On 2012-05-26 at 11:32 AM, 'The Awesome One' said:

OH, YOU MEAN LIKE FUCKING THIS? FUCK YEAH! I AM NOW MASTER OF ROYAL CANTERLOCK! THANKYOU RANDOM FUCKING PERSON ON THE FUCKING INTERNET.

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YES, GOOD, VERY FUCKING GOOD. NOW GO MASTER THE ART OF THE ROYAL FUCKING CANTERLOCK, BRONY.

 

  On 2012-05-26 at 11:46 AM, 'Weyland' said:

Posted Image You need a heavy dose of 'calm the fuck down', young lady

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I'M A FUCKING STALLION. CAN'T YOU TELL FROM MY ABSOLUTE FUCKING TACTICS?

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  On 2012-05-26 at 6:35 PM, 'NeverNeverland' said:

Hey Screaming Pony, still going on with the swearing and shit?

 

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I'M NOT FUCKING SCREAMING PONY. I'M MOTHERFUCKING CAPS LOCK PONY. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 'SWEARING' YOU FUCKING SPEAK OF?

 

  On 2012-05-26 at 7:05 PM, 'The Awesome One' said:

Not just one, everyone is screaming...*engage royal canterlock voice*..AS YOU CAN FUCKING SEE, EVEN I'M FUCKING SWEARING AND USING THE VOICE ON THIS FUCKING THREAD!

 

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WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK-FUCK IS FUCKING SWEARING???

 

  On 2012-05-27 at 7:32 AM, 'Feather Spiral' said:

Dear CLOP,

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS PRIVATE PANSY AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY FUCKING PRINCESS VISCRA

Your braindead faggot

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I THOUGHT VISCRA FUCKING TOLD YOU THIS ALREADY.

AND YOU'RE NOT FUCKING BRAINDEAD. DON'T MAKE ME CUT YOU OFF FROM THE, ACTUAL FUCKING, PIMPING LIST FOR ACTING LIKE FUCKING THIS. YOU'RE MAKING MY BRO VISCRA FUCKING SAD WHEN YOU DO.

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Dear CLOP,

Could you please fucking tell us another fucking story, like the one you once fucking did?

(PS: I think, what they fucking mean by "swearing" is the fucking use of a shitload of swear words like "fuck" or "shit" or "bitch".)

Your faggot bitch

Fissy Sodacan


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  On 2012-05-28 at 2:22 PM, 'Staticthor Draconus' said:

CAPS LOCK EPICNESS

WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YOU USED REAL LIFE CAPS LOCK?

 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY REAL LIFE. THIS IS THE FUCKING REAL LIFE. OR IS THIS JUST A FUCKING FANTASY/REALITY?

 

  On 2012-05-28 at 4:55 PM, 'Feather Spiral' said:

Dear CLOP,

Could you please fucking tell us another fucking story, like the one you once fucking did?

(PS: I think, what they fucking mean by "swearing" is the fucking use of a shitload of swear words like "fuck" or "shit" or "bitch".)

Your faggot bitch

Fissy Sodacan

 

OKAY, FUCKING STORY TIME.

ONCE UPON A TIME, I SAW YOU. GUESS WHAT I FUCKING DID TO YOU.

THE END.

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT FUCKING FUCK-FUCK SWEARS ARE. WHAT THE FUCK IS FUCKING THAT?

 

  On 2012-05-28 at 5:20 PM, 'Knight of Blades' said:

HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOO!!!

SO WHY ALL THE LANGUAGE HERE?!!!

 

BECAUSE HOW THE HELL ARE ELSE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING COMMUNICATE?

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  On 2011-11-27 at 3:13 AM, 'Princess Viscra Maelstrom' said:

I AM FUCKING CAPS LOCK PONY, AND FUCKING CAPS LOCK PONY IS FUCKING HERE TO FUCKING ANSWER ALL YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS. I DON'T FUCKING CARE HOW FUCKING UNORIGINAL OR ANAL, SEXUALLY SPEAKING OR OTHERWISE, I FUCKING AM FUCKING CREATING THIS FUCKING THREAD. I AM FUCKING CAPS LOCK PONY, MASTER OF THE FUCKING RAINBOW DASHING ROYAL CANTERLOCK, AND I AM FUCKING HERE TO FUCKING RECEIVE FUCKING QUESTIONS AND FUCKING ANSWER THOSE FUCKERS.

 

NOW FUCKING HIT ME, MY LITTLE BRONIES

 

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  On 2012-05-29 at 3:47 PM, 'Princess Viscra Maelstrom' said:

GUESS WHAT I FUCKING DID TO YOU.

Oh, um.

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  On 2012-05-29 at 3:47 PM, 'Princess Viscra Maelstrom' said:

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY REAL LIFE. THIS IS THE FUCKING REAL LIFE. OR IS THIS JUST A FUCKING FANTASY/REALITY?

 

 

 

 

i meant like the royal canterlot voice

DO NOT BUCK WITH ME, THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.

 

oc: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/staticthor-draconus-r126

 

 

second oc: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/sultrus-r3025

 

 

 

 

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  On 2012-05-29 at 3:50 PM, 'frenzyhero' said:

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I'M ACTUALLY FUCKING OLDER THAN YOU, NEWBIE

 

  On 2012-05-29 at 6:37 PM, 'Feather Spiral' said:

Oh, um.

Psycore mixes? Neon lights? Muffins? 9u6

 

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DEAR FUCKING BITCH:

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I WOULD FUCKING DO TO YOU

YOU CLEARLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW ME OR DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING

PAY ATTENTION TO THE FUCKING THINGS I DO

 

SINCERELY, YOUR FUCKING STUD.

 

  On 2012-05-30 at 6:29 PM, 'Staticthor Draconus' said:

i meant like the royal canterlot voice

 

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK-FUCK ABOUT IT?

 

EDIT: I AM REVIVING THIS SHIT AGAIN GUYS.

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Dear Caps Lock Pony,

Why do think your thread should stay active and unlocked versus Dragonshy's recently locked thread? Especcially since your thread contains much more vulgarity. Might I remind you that:

1. Just because you are, "Caps Lock Pony" is not a valid reason.

2. Though the vulgarity is not aimed at anyone, profanity is always in poor taste.

By the way, this is for the record, Caps Lock Pony.

 

Sincerely,

Frenzyheo


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  On 2012-07-30 at 12:18 PM, 'Viscra the Spiral' said:

 

 

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK-FUCK ABOUT IT?

 

EDIT: I AM REVIVING THIS SHIT AGAIN GUYS.

 

WOULD YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE TO A LOUD VOICE OFF!?!?!?!? Edited by Staticthor Draconus

DO NOT BUCK WITH ME, THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.

 

oc: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/staticthor-draconus-r126

 

 

second oc: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/sultrus-r3025

 

 

 

 

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