Hilarious question: If Rainbow Dash and Soarin (human) kissed you at the same time, what would your reaction be?

[SatoshiKon 2]

If you were wondering, this is only a hilarious what-if!

[Hierok 11,831]

"Wait, Rainbow isn't gay?" o3o

[EightBit 284]

I think I’d call the police, actually.

[GrimGrimoire 4,973]

Where is the hilarious part? We already have threads about ponies kissing us, snuggling us, nuzzling us, getting naked in beds with us and swallowing us whole.... I guess groping is the next natural progression towards the inevitable some want to sneak out there?

Anyway, no thanks. Tell them to keep their hands to themselves.

 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,541]

I would do like I do every time somebody comes closer than 2 meters:
 :3

[Lucartini 104]

Punch Soarin, kiss Rainbow Dash back.

[SugarCoatxMarblePie 701]

I would see where it goes.

[Ashen Pathfinder 16,159]

@SatoshiKon

Considering the nsfw implications of the term "grope" it has been removed from the title. You're not in trouble; just be careful with your wording.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, EightBit said:

I think I’d call the police, actually.

Same here - ain't no one kissing or touching me with weird intentions without my clear permission, cartoon characters or not. 

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Tell them to kiss each other. 

[Jackie Snack 1,498]

Boot to Soarin's chest and shove him away. This mare only likes mares. : V As for RD, I'd probably shit a brick.

Edited September 27, 2017 by Jackie: sleepy mare
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[Monsoon 1,662]

I would question my sanity

Edited September 29, 2017 by Yandere

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

There is only one way this can go. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Tilgoreth 1,915]

On 9/27/2017 at 5:50 AM, SatoshiKon said:

If you were wondering, this is only a hilarious what-if!

Firstly Rainbow would be cheating on her wife Fluttershy.

 

Secondly I'd kiss back. They're both attractive. (And I'm basically bisexual. Mods please don't ban me if the previous statment is NSFW)

On 9/27/2017 at 9:52 AM, Hierok said:

"Wait, Rainbow isn't gay?" o3o

She's just cheating on her wife Fluttershy.

[Guest]

My reaction would be...

Edited September 29, 2017 by Guest

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

I would just be extremely confused and probably not know how to handle the situation 

[Flutterstep 47,045]

Throw Soarin through a window and kiss Rainbow. Then I'd call an ambulance and apologise to Soarin.

Edited October 8, 2017 by Flutterstep

[Hierok 11,831]

3 hours ago, Tilgoreth said:

Firstly Rainbow would be cheating on her wife Fluttershy.

 

Secondly I'd kiss back. They're both attractive. (And I'm basically bisexual. Mods please don't ban me if the previous statment is NSFW)

She's just cheating on her wife Fluttershy.

I was already wondering yeah.

[Techno Universal 2,575]

Uhh... This is awkward. (Walks away blushing.)

[age3rcm 101]

i will ask them to do it again.
this time, both hugging me.

[Will Guide 21,357]

Sorry, Rainbow. You may be more athletic, but Soarin' more attractive to me 

[Dreambiscuit 9,343]

Well, since one's a girl and one's a guy, I guess I'd halfway enjoy it. 

[BlueStreak98 828]

I'm not at the liberty to discuss that on this forum.

[ZethaPonderer 2,198]

Punch both Rainbow and Soarin on the face and filing them both for sexual harrassment on a hamster.

[MilkTea 284]

I would be happy : D I may like boys more but I’ll make an exception for Dashie!