Terrible Therapist game

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

You say love but what if it is just a bug pheromones that lures in the unsuspecting prey o3o

I have a terrible dream nightly tell me why o3o

[Luna's Admirer 944]

Did you ate something you shouldn't. Try not to sleep for the rest of the week.

I think I'm being too lazy.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

get a job

 

Im starting to develop feeling for people the same gender as me

[Lunar Glow 674]

It's just a phase; I would suggest flushing out the sin in your life and embracing how straight you are.

 

I have body-image issues.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Get a new body i suggest taking @Trottermare Galamane's body 

I feel the need to slap people for being dumb

[CherryAcorn 101]

Them dont slap people

 

 

 

 

I am afraid and in love with someone

[Trottermare Galamane 12,004]

show them how much you love them by never leaving there side but remember not to tell them why ¦)

On 6/15/2018 at 11:32 PM, Arid_Blitz said:

Get a new body i suggest taking @Trottermare Galamane's body 

have you seen the picture of me?

 

i'm English and I keep trying to talk to my American friend, how do I get over the language barrier?

[Will Guide 21,331]

15 minutes ago, Trottermare Galamane said:

show them how much you love them by never leaving there side but remember not to tell them why ¦)

have you seen the picture of me?

 

i'm English and I keep trying to talk to my American friend, how do I get over the language barrier?

Use a pole vault.

Doctor, I'm the reserected soul of a Royal Guard. How do I keep my spirit here for a while?

[King of Canterlot 9,595]

15 minutes ago, Trottermare Galamane said:

i'm English and I keep trying to talk to my American friend, how do I get over the language barrier

DANK MEMES 

I think I'm having hallucinations of Rainbow dash, what should I do?

[Trottermare Galamane 12,004]

1 minute ago, King of Canterlot said:

I think I'm having hallucinations of Rainbow dash, what should I do?

Try licking her to see if you could taste the rainbow?

 

although the tape measure says both of my feet are the same size I am conviced that one is longer then the other, what should I do?

[Luna's Admirer 944]

3 minutes ago, King of Canterlot said:

DANK MEMES 

I think I'm having hallucinations of Rainbow dash, what should I do?

Really?! You're so lucky. Have fun while you can!

I am not having any pony dreams lately.

3 minutes ago, Trottermare Galamane said:

Try licking her to see if you could taste the rainbow?

 

although the tape measure says both of my feet are the same size I am conviced that one is longer then the other, what should I do?

You should take a walk more often. That can help.

[Will Guide 21,331]

Hey don't skip over me, @King of Canterlot.

Again I ask

11 minutes ago, Windcharger said:

Doctor, I'm the reserected soul of a Royal Guard. How do I keep my spirit here for a while?

 

[King of Canterlot 9,595]

Just now, Windcharger said:

Doctor, I'm the reserected soul of a Royal Guard. How do I keep my spirit here for a while?

Put yourself in a lock box in an underground fallout shelter, that way your spirit won't be going anyplace anytime soon 

I think I'm having memory loss, any suggestions on how to stop it? 

[TBD 17,232]

nothing, because either way you would forgot that we ever met.

Doc, I have test anxiety what do? 

[Will Guide 21,331]

7 minutes ago, TBD said:

nothing, because either way you would forgot that we ever met.

Doc, I have test anxiety what do? 

Sounds like your Test (as a person) needs therapy. How many problems does it have?

Doc, Due to my death before my son's birth, I've been missing out on the first year of his life. What should I do?

[Dust-Shot 122]

Get a life.

Doc, how do I doodal foodal scoodal?

[Lunar Glow 674]

Foodal doodal the scoodal.

 

I think I'm a lesbian and I don't know what to do!

[Lights Action 476]

Become transgender. You can (kind of) consider yourself straight again.

Doctor, I feel like I've wasted my life online instead of going out to meet new people.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Nonsense! Being an extrovert is for losers.

Doc, do you think I'm pretty?

[TBD 17,232]

Do you feel pretty? if no....

Doc, Is it alright for me to eat one chocolate bar? even though I shouldn't but i can't help it.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Sure. Just don't come crying to me for help when you can't stop eating chocolate.

Doc, how does one hug a tornado?

[Lights Action 476]

I don't know...Why don't you go and find out for yourself?
Doc, I keep on getting teased by this one girl about how the Yin-Yang symbol is actually supposed to represent the perfect couple. 

[The Rainbownator 42]

21 minutes ago, Lights Action said:

I don't know...Why don't you go and find out for yourself?
Doc, I keep on getting teased by this one girl about how the Yin-Yang symbol is actually supposed to represent the perfect couple. 

Tease her back about the yin-yang but just make up random stuff that sounds philosophical

 

doc im scared that the stars shall be right allowing the city of r'lyeah to rise from the depths and Cthulhu will awaken once again to send the world into pure madness and chaos.

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

Good, it'll destroy Fortnite.

 

Doc, I can't talk.

[Lights Action 476]

Use Evie, it's much easier.
Doc, I'm bigoted against Americans.