Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 18,553]

"It's okay. His neck broke the fall." 

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

"Carrots are nerds."

[Denim&Venöm 18,553]

"Y'all just watched Caribbean Jesus die." 

[Denim&Venöm 18,553]

And

"Is that a Tonka toy you're riding you sexy beast?"

[Tropical Melody 5,955]

The ground was like iron with sharp rocks sticking up out of it. We started to blow up our air-beds. "God, you must be a couple of pansies," said Thesiger.

 

[Lacerna 1,302]

"Why do I have full dick emoji?"

[Tropical Melody 5,955]

The Lancrastian idea of posh sanitation was a non-slippery path to the privy and a mail-order catalogue with really soft pages.

and ...

Inside every fat girl is a thin girl and a lot of chocolate.

 

[Odyssey 5,715]

"I don't ever think about anything. I only say things."

[Tropical Melody 5,955]

Dead car after loud hissing noise and smoke.

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,553]

"The children run and...?"

"... destroy." 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Band-Aids don't fix building holes"

[Denim&Venöm 18,553]

"Band-Aids? Oh you mean bitch stickers." 

and

"Here's the Archangel Micheal's fursona." 

[Tropical Melody 5,955]

Alcatraz is like a home sweet home, so wanted and I'm never alone

 

[Tropical Melody 5,955]

There is nothing here. Whatever you were looking for doesn't currently exist at this address. Unless you were looking for this page, in which case: congratulations! You totally found it.

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,553]

"In the early 2000s I probably would've been all over that in a pink belt and a locus t-shirt that was like a girls medium."

"I'd like to see that."

and

"We're two people that uh, own swords."  

[Denim&Venöm 18,553]

“Who gives a shit about your genitals. You have a fucking dragon.”

[Odyssey 5,715]

"Oh no! It's the evil kind of tin can!" 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"I good kitty"

[Tropical Melody 5,955]

"That wasn't your brakes failing, it was ice, the tyres slipping and the ABS kicking in"

(^ this is for real)

 

[Brony Number 42 10,057]

You don't want to be on a burning combine.

[Tropical Melody 5,955]

"I've got a special fetish for rare, unusual, homemade motorcycle fairings..."

(^ a real quote honest)

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,553]

"What the hell do you think you're doing!? You know you can't read!" 

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

This person is a/an Transexual, Hermaphrodite, Atheist, Monotheist, Trekkie, Brony, Muslim, Jew, Pansexual, Lesbian, Scientologist.

 

Did you just assume their gender and beliefs?

[Denim&Venöm 18,553]

"I don't like it. I don't smoke enough weed for that." 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Pony Horse the changeling drone"

"Pickle Munch the margarine"

Edited December 19, 2018 by epiccuttlefish