Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

“Shake weight. It’s going to kick your butt. Shake that weight furiously in an up and down motion until you burn through those calories till your pecs bounce softly. Shake weight comes with a vibrating motion that tests your strength to get ripped on the inside. Perfect for the straightest of straight men who love stroking their significant other’s precious bananas. Shake weight. It’ll make you straight and ripped.” 

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

"Wolves are fucking metal as fuck dude."

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"We can't leave! It's almost half time and we all pooped in the tuba." - (off) >honk< "ARRGHH!" - "OK we can go."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

"The bible was the first light novel with an OP character.

Change my mind." 

[Mirage 24,747]

"Did you fill in those holes like I told you to?"

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"Yo' looks rich! Anything I can do for yo' for 999,999 dollars?"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"Look at me! I am small. But I have two million heads!"

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"That $#!+-quake is going to create a $#!+-nami higher than a stack of $#!+ in a $#!+ factory!"

Edited April 30, 2019 by Dusklicious

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,601]

"I did engage in some fun time with the succubus, though. "

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"I also received one of those bowel cancer screening kits in the mail, and I thought 'yeah you know where you can shove that.'"

"Then they sent me a reminder ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

"To this day I will randomly think of the pregnant swan woman and laugh."

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"You horny bastard!"

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"For your information it's called 'Dogs Humping' and it is the cornerstone of our Wednesday night line-up"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,619]

"I think our council tax money is being spent to train zombies to work in their call centres."

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

"This isn't dying! This is bleeding with style!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"I think, therefore you is."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

"But we aren't even twins. Just Asians." 

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

“Veterinarian Veterans are Humanoid Alien Animals who promote animal rights for furries.”

[Totally Nyx 36,010]

I don't really want this, I don't really need it, and to be perfectly honest, I don't really like it's mane.

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"You'll be like my Neil Armstrong"

 

Trust me, you DON'T want to know the context and it would go against forum rules to tell you. I even edited the quote a little so it wouldn't be obvious.

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"Stop screaming, you can't hear me."

 

[Totally Nyx 36,010]

He's a benign giant monster trying to kill everyone.

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

"Man, you fkers keep getting uglier every two goddamn years."

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"What the hell do I know about wine tasting? I hate it when we go into a restaurant, choose the wine, the waiter brings it over, takes the cork out then puts a little bit in the glass for me to taste to make sure it's OK. What do I know? But still I go through the motions like I know what I'm doing. Meanwhile all the other waiters are watching through the kitchen door wetting themselves laughing. 'He's sniffing it! He's sniffing it! He's a sniffer! That's a fiver you owe me!' Why can't I, just for once, be honest with myself and say, 'look mate, I haven't got a clue, just get it in the glass, get us p!ssed then go get another bottle'"

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

"What would you pull out of your pants to celebrate when you scored a goal?"