Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

"Stop. Don't hurt dollar store Tom Selleck." 

[Mirage 24,747]

"What...why are you sniffing me!"

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

A seven year old girl could do this. Someone get me a seven year old girl ...

 

 

Edited May 20, 2019 by Tropical Melody

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

"And I'm happy to report that after a whole month of me messing around with this guy, the crotch did not break." 

 

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"Serves you right, I saw you only last week getting someone to spend money on bearings. Isn't Karma a B!tch!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

"Everything's fine. Just one thing." 

"What?" 

"Massive ass." 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Yeah they were all black..."

"YOU RACIST B****"

Edited May 21, 2019 by DusksuD

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

"Sorry, but I put the air on today."

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

"I had no idea that my two dads were gay.

And who put ice cream cones on the list?"

[TheRockASaurus Rex 50,737]

Who farted in here?!

[Here No Longer 5,276]

Not verbatim because my memory is $#!+.

"Objects with a massive gravitational pull? Like Einstein's balls?"

[Rocco 567]

"Man... you like a functioning crackhead on meth..."

~Rocco 'some point this evening'

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

"I want to get a new clock for the living-room"

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"Are towels supposed to bend?"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,619]

"It was today?! No-no-no-no-no-no!!! I screwed up!"

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

"Alexa, is 51 considered old?

"... 51 years old is prisicely 51 years old. Was this information helpful?"

"HELL NO!"

"... thank you for your feed back."

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"They prostitute themselves and they get paid for it"

[Altastrofae 933]

"I'm not dreaming. Huh. Cool"

[Mirage 24,747]

"I've never seen them just show up in a black Chevy Suburban like that."

[Yellow Diamond 7,568]

"Goat Man, can you fly this plane?"

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"But it's the way he says it, his whole attitude just gives me this almost overwhelming urge to give him a good slapping."

 

[TicTacKitKat 13]

"It's not magic, it's bluetooth, you heathen"

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

"You self indulgent mother fker. 

But thanks anyway." 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

"Rice is too boring. Let's have baked potatoes instead"

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I need you to want me to strip you down, sir. "