Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

Toy collecting, darts, looking after a weird cat or just practicing karate in an empty car park like a fking weirdo.

[Tropical Melody 6,339]

"Some people don't like onion?"

"A LOT of people don't like onion!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

"I recently bought a house and I think it's lacking in psychedelic nude ladies." 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Nobody's going to shove a cactus up his @$$ I guess..."

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"Aw, that's not very nice! ...It's just a donkey."

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I'm a dip $#!+ not a dumb @$$"

Edited June 19, 2019 by ~Angel Dust~

[Tropical Melody 6,339]

"Booked it, packed it, F*cked off..."

(which is what I'll be doing tomorrow)

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

How do you spell moo in Italian?

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"You don't have an inferiority complex; you're just inferior."

[Tropical Melody 6,339]

"I could be anybody!"

"No you couldn't, Sir. This is Information Retrieval."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

"Look we'll be happy to stick to the script, as soon as you find it." 

[Emerald Heart 24,936]

"It was at that moment where I fell in love with Hermione Granger."

[Tropical Melody 6,339]

I um nissed as a pewt.

(should've been in say something random but I don't care! I'm such a rebel  )

 

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"Somebody set up us the bomb."

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

"No Hitler = No Feminism." 

[Early Sunsets 2,107]

"Here at Star City Music we polish turds."

*insert co-worker's suggestion to rename business to Turd Works*

"You rectum (play on the words "wrecked 'em"), we fix 'em."

Followed by a good thirty seconds of laughter. Yeah, we're all adults.

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

"I now want an ouroboros of Calvin's pissing on each other." 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Corporate greed is magical sometimes"

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

"Throw away your common sense and get an afro!" 

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike... You just go in every day and do it really half-assed; that's the American way!"

Edited June 20, 2019 by Anti-Villain

[Lucky Bolt 35,064]

“Never make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for longer than six months.” 

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

"Sea Urchins, for Example. I guess every tribe had a guy who went "Fk it." "

[Here No Longer 5,276]

BF: "I think my musical style is fermenting, but I seem to be making progress"

Me: " Fermenting is such a weird word to use! "

Me: " Though you could say it's swelling up "

BF: "Yes! It's getting bigger and better!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

"Is that supposed to be a joke?" 

"Well it was until you ruined it." 

[Tropical Melody 6,339]

Don't interrupt me I'm in the middle of a tea ritual. Very serious business.