Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

19 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

Em zero one four zero four one four, em zero one four zero four one five, em oh vee underscore zero four nine six, em oh vee underscore zero four nine seven, em oh vee underscore zero four nine eight, em oh vee underscore zero four nine nine ...

 

Context – the somewhat weird way in which TomTom Bandit camera names its video files, mostly with the prefix 'MOV_' then for some random unknown reason it chucks in a sequence starting 'M014' instead.

 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

Today's –

"E'gads! What is that hideous odour? Santa?"

 

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

THRICE! Three times in a row! What are the odds?!  *Dies of laughter*

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

Ah yes I need to stop me thing falling off so I need to go find the glue

 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

Can be quite nasty when your thing falls off

 

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

That's a lot of pondering... 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

Yummy is expanding!

Seriously it's a real quote ..

 

 

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

Oh yeah! It'll definitely get here by Friday. You know, assuming it doesn't Tender in some state for an unknown amount of time, or it gets delayed for a month because there's still a virus going around and EVERYONE is ordering online right now. 

Edited July 28, 2020 by Samurai Equine

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

Oh fecking bugger me! Don't tell me they're mowing the verges! I don't believe it! They fecking are too! Well pick me up off the floor, slap me with a kipper and call me Beryl

 

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

The wound is the place where the light enters you.

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

Man, am I sleepy...  *Sees a bug in my room* Not anymore! 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,270]

I sprained my ankle again.

Edited July 29, 2020 by Cable Cooper

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

10 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

Man, am I sleepy...  *Sees a bug in my room* Not anymore! 

That reminds me of staying in a rented cottage in Wales years ago. Heard this scraping noise. Had to turn the light on to find out what it was, and that meant getting out of bed and crossing the room. The noise was being made by the biggest black beetle I've ever seen. Must have been a Deathwatch. It were effing huge. The noise was just it walking across the floorboards. I turned out the light, went back to bed and let it get on with it!

True story

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"Welcome to White Castle, what's your problem?" 

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

Holy cramoly! It got here 2 days early! 

14 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

That reminds me of staying in a rented cottage in Wales years ago. Heard this scraping noise. Had to turn the light on to find out what it was, and that meant getting out of bed and crossing the room. The noise was being made by the biggest black beetle I've ever seen. Must have been a Deathwatch. It were effing huge. The noise was just it walking across the floorboards. I turned out the light, went back to bed and let it get on with it!

True story

 

Did it look like this?

Spoiler

 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

Don't think so, was a long time ago tho.

 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"'Flying doctor calling Wollumboola base. I'm on my way Mrs Fraser, just wrap him up and don't move him.'"

"That's good isn't it, short wave 11.5 metres. I must call him up one night and have a chat about me back ache"

 

[Cagey 4,257]

“Do you ever see a Mickey Mouse actor at McDonald’s—I mean Disneyland—”

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"Either kill me yourself or stop complaining." 

[Sparklefan1234 179,048]

"I wonder if @Denim&Venöm is more denim or venom?" 

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

...Ice cream run? 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,270]

Let's go! 9-0! I am fired up! 

Edited July 31, 2020 by Cable Cooper

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"Detritus?"

"Yessir?"

"Try not to look too troll-like, will you?"

"Tryin' like hell, sir."

 

[Sparklefan1234 179,048]

"I didn't know he was a voice in this!" 

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

  Gold shines in people's eyes when lit up, but a gem shines only when you give it a chance in front of your eyes.

Edited July 31, 2020 by Ragland Tiger