Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 45,954]

Nope! I got a stick. 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"His whole face hit the ground at the same time! He must be really good at this!"

 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

“Hold on, I’m going under you”

”But i prefer to be bottom”

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"Oh look my horoscope! 'A new enterprise fails to meet expectations.' What does that mean?"

 

[ShadOBabe 18,984]

“And then of course there’s the rock and roll soundtrack, and all the military monster fighting gadgets, and lots of missiles and explosions, and WHOO!! “

[Tom Gallagher 33,521]

'He's all wet now!'

-My sister talking about my dog. 

[Samurai Equine 45,954]

...I painted in my GOOD clothes, and didn't get a drop of it on me. That's how GOOD I am. 

[ChikaChan 7,320]

"If you're poor,then accept the fact you're poor" ._.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"Thou shalt not fart in a jar and throw that jar at thy neighbor"

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

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Rem'd off ...

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

"Nope. Welcome to Generation ButtHurt, where everyone is offended by everything, and if they're not, they try to be!"

[TotallyNotNyx 15,563]

Peril is stupid

[AJ2489 2,855]

The wheel is practically square...

[SkyPie 259]

"Why is there peanut butter on the faucet?"

[Widdershins 9,955]

"Hep me, Opie Dopey. You me only Hopey."

Dey unce was dis ghost made outta de bones. He 'ad all de long, boney tings made outta bones an' he went aroun' bonin' up de bone places! Dere once wus dis Lady, she done go to dee place... and wut she find? Ah buncha boney bone noises! Was all like, 'Bone-BONE! Bone-Bone!' Dait dee tale o' de Bohn Goost!~

       ...Dee Bohn Goosht~ Deh Boon Goots~

 Edit:

    ..."E gon' goot yer boooones!

Edited June 28, 2020 by Widdershins

[Samurai Equine 45,954]

Hand me the sack.

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

"I don't identify as 'male' or 'female', I identify as a warning." 

[Pastel Heart 6,463]

Join me and we will rule north america. except not really

[Samurai Equine 45,954]

Hmm... *Reads the manual* Oh, it doesn't hang on by the metal bar! It snaps into place. Silly me.  That makes MUCH more sense...

[Tao 6,738]

"Ok how to this have u lived?"

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

On 6/27/2020 at 9:17 PM, Lucky Bolt said:

"Nope. Welcome to Generation ButtHurt, where everyone is offended by everything, and if they're not, they try to be!"

I seem to be having this trouble at the mo! It's gotten so I daren't post

 

[Jedishy 3,542]

The church was founded by am alcoholic gnome who started out with amnesia. Where did you think it was headed?

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"Hello Johnny."

"Hello Eddy."

"Enough small talk! It's hypnotising time!"

 

[Kamii 594]

"The secret ingredient is crime".

[Samurai Equine 45,954]

For the love of Celestia, how many tools do I have?!