Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 16,522]

    "They are the Panzer elite. Born to compete. Never retreat."  

 "Gay Division!" 

 

[dead account 2,703]

I don't think a syringe will kill you.

[Samurai Equine 45,944]

Dip a little paint, then I do a little dance~!  *Paint drips onto the floor*

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

“No I’m sneezing in a video game!”

[Cagey 4,207]

“Quoth the raven, ‘Mamacita.’” 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"He wasn't certain of all the details of human sexual relationships, and the ones he was certain of, he still couldn't quite believe"

 

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

"You ever felt the undying urge to punt a kangaroo? Just like right on the nose?"

(Punt meaning to hit something)

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"Mrs Jarvis, if your son is a fruitcake, I need to know about it."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,522]

"Wow... that was the gayest thing I've seen and I run a vegan coffee shop." 

[Samurai Equine 45,944]

They're all the same salad. 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

#1. "I am absolutely fucking shagged"

#2. "Secondly, pushing your balls through the tiny orifice requires much pumping"

#3. "God I'm pissed"

 

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,522]

"Bitch you lack so much class, Marx declared you a utopia." 

[Tao 6,738]

DEFEND THE HOT DOGS!

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"I've always made every effort not to let them go soft."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Why am I always smiling when I’m angry?

[Samurai Equine 45,944]

You're going backwards in time. I said tell me about the NEWEST update.

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"Stifle the philosophy, let's get out of here!"

 

[Tao 6,738]

Meme used for my day: 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,037]

"Get off my legs, you little shits!"

[Samurai Equine 45,944]

Hello, Thundercracker! 

[ShadOBabe 18,984]

“I’m gonna check my holes.”

(I know it says “without context” but I HAVE to say this wasn’t me that said this. XD)

[Cagey 4,207]

“Yeah, but my splattery Jigglypuff is still not gonna resemble a Jigglypuff. It’s all jiggle, no puff.”

[Samurai Equine 45,944]

I spent the whole day drilling holes.

Edited June 25, 2020 by Samurai Equine

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

On 6/24/2020 at 6:08 AM, ShadOBabe said:

“I’m gonna check my holes.”

(I know it says “without context” but I HAVE to say this wasn’t me that said this. XD)

Could be worse, you could also be pushing your balls through them.

Which reminds me @ExplosionMare why was that a "sad" ? 

Today's –

"You, today, Edwina, are going to help me do something rather wicked. If you don't, I shall tie you to the weight reducing machine and keep you there until you're just a small puddle of fat on the bathroom floor."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

11 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

Could be worse, you could also be pushing your balls through them.

Which reminds me @ExplosionMare why was that a "sad" ? 

Today's –

"You, today, Edwina, are going to help me do something rather wicked. If you don't, I shall tie you to the weight reducing machine and keep you there until you're just a small puddle of fat on the bathroom floor."

 

Hmm I think it was more of a “cringe” then a sadness reaction. The second quote sounded painful