Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,411]

“Baby puke looks like bird crap.”

Edited June 8, 2020 by Stone Cold Steve Tuna
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[Tropical Melody 5,104]

He knew he had hidden depths. There was nothing in them that he'd like to see float to the surface.

 

[TotallyNotNyx 15,563]

CLOSE THOSE DAMN TABSSSSSSS

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

Yeah more like Stone me.

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"Millions of years from now I don't want people wondering if we were a bunch of illiterate slobs."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Looks like someone else lost a limb today

[Denim&Venöm 16,522]

"Take a multivitamin you melodramatic Victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses." 

[Samurai Equine 45,944]

I've been unable to post in the lounge and in the games because of all the painting and remodeling I've been doing. I just didn't have time...

...

BUT NOW I DO! 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"Derbridge – population, two thousand, four hundred and thirteen. Principal industry – the manufacture of glass eyes for teddy bears"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,037]

"I've slept for 75% of the day and have still managed to accomplish more than you."

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

"He managed to gather his teats---his team."

[TotallyNotNyx 15,563]

5 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

"He managed to gather his teats---his team."

what is a teat?

[MidnightFire1222 1,682]

"I can't ride you right now Henry, I have to work." (my father saying this to my dog, meaning take him for a ride in the car. sure didn't come out the way he intended though.)

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

10 minutes ago, Princess of Luck 🍀⚡🔥 said:

what is a teat?

uh....something all female mammals have haha.

[TotallyNotNyx 15,563]

Just now, Lucky Bolt said:

uh....something all female mammals have haha.

then how did "he manage to gather HIS teats?"

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

1 minute ago, Princess of Luck 🍀⚡🔥 said:

then how did "he manage to gather HIS teats?"

I'm not supposed to mention the context . 

[TotallyNotNyx 15,563]

2 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

I'm not supposed to mention the context . 

Actually uno what I'm guessing this is one of those things that i'd be better off not hearing 

 

 

Edited June 10, 2020 by Princess of Luck 🍀⚡🔥

[Buzz 1,769]

"Believe it or not gentlemen, but i can count to 6" 

[Samurai Equine 45,944]

Mother: [Explaining a bunch of complicated medical stuff]

Me: *Nodding* Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. 

[MidnightFire1222 1,682]

13 minutes ago, Samurai Equine said:

Mother: [Explaining a bunch of complicated medical stuff]

Me: *Nodding* Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. 

Dounds like me when my father starts talking about complicated engineering stuff.  

[Samurai Equine 45,944]

15 minutes ago, MidnightFire1222 said:

Dounds like me when my father starts talking about complicated engineering stuff.  

Your username is awesome! 

[MidnightFire1222 1,682]

13 minutes ago, Samurai Equine said:

Your username is awesome! 

Thank you!

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

"You Mao sympathising lenin lover"

This is better without context and I love it.

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"You rotten swine! You have deaded me! I did not want to be deaded!"

 

[MidnightFire1222 1,682]

"You are incredibly hot and your voice is liquid sexy vanilla goodness."

Edited June 11, 2020 by MidnightFire1222