Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"Then I will be King of Space! I'd be a merciful king, but cruel ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

"Nooo! What are you doing fighting for Americans?" 

 "Beating your bitch ass apparently." 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"But it's free speech to say child labor's good, yes!" - in a clutching pearls type voice.

Edited August 11, 2020 by Dusknoir

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

Jerks see the world through goggles that dim others’ humanity.

[Princess_Bellalatanya 1,052]

"Keep koving forward"

[DubWolf 16,622]

“Oooh this hot water will kill the coroner  ... haa.. haa.. hooooooott  !”

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

The room had a painting on the inner wall, vaguely marine, five metres by three at least, blue-grey smears, possibly applied with a mop.

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I’m not trying to butter your strawberries

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"What about laser eye surgery?!"

"It's not what you think it is."

"Oh."

 

[Partialgeek514 4,920]

Either the pirate, the parrot, or Jean-Luc Picard knows where the treasure is buried.

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

-eerie eric

-gothic garick

-punchy paul the poltergeister

-debbie does callus

-jack the gripper

-reverend grim

-menacing michael the frightfull disciple

-two spooks mackensie

-narly charlie

-nightmare night mark

-no longer nimble shanks

-ghostman pat

-be a-fraiser be very a-fraiser

-prince grevious bodily charming

-power bomblerina -

ghastly johnson

-judge grudge and the cudgle bunch

-unearthly birth of the murder hearder

-chilling charlie

-grave yard dave-yard

-crustopher jones

-the glum tum tugger

-old shooteronomy

-scareol -grizz the hella -jenny enny botch

-mark abotty -moody mark

-mr fistoferlies

-the biker mouse from mark

-gloomy gus the theatre bat bat

-Mr creeps who reaps the peeps

- spooky poo

-and victoria

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"I don't want to have to call my lawyer!"

"You don't have a lawyer."

"That's the main reason why I don't want to call him"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

"I was gonna say "Weird and arbitrary things are marked with the threat of execution" but yours is funnier." 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"An interesting thing about coal is, that it doesn't really burn, people just think it does ..."

 

[Samurai Equine 45,951]

If I wasn't feeling like I was about to be utterly destroyed, I'd definitely eat more.

[Prospekt 10,984]

"Hey, what's up?"

"Good, how are you?"

"I'm alright, how are you?"

"..."

"Sorry, I just totally spaced out"

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

Those that say it can't be done should not interrupt those that are doing it (Chinese proverb)

 

[Sparklefan1234 161,894]

On 8/16/2020 at 2:47 PM, Denim&Venöm said:

-eerie eric

-gothic garick

-punchy paul the poltergeister

-debbie does callus

-jack the gripper

-reverend grim

-menacing michael the frightfull disciple

-two spooks mackensie

-narly charlie

-nightmare night mark

-no longer nimble shanks

-ghostman pat

-be a-fraiser be very a-fraiser

-prince grevious bodily charming

-power bomblerina -

ghastly johnson

-judge grudge and the cudgle bunch

-unearthly birth of the murder hearder

-chilling charlie

-grave yard dave-yard

-crustopher jones

-the glum tum tugger

-old shooteronomy

-scareol -grizz the hella -jenny enny botch

-mark abotty -moody mark

-mr fistoferlies

-the biker mouse from mark

-gloomy gus the theatre bat bat

-Mr creeps who reaps the peeps

- spooky poo

-and victoria

 

"Must be WWE's rejected names list from OVW...Minus "Victoria"". 

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

"How the frick did I not know that was there the entire time?" 

[Brony Number 42 9,933]

"Let's stop with this transformer until we resolve this issue with different labels."

"I'm eating a sandwich right now."

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

"Because defense contractors apparently like giving things nice names." 

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

"Country roads is ruined for me, because I've seen West Virginia and it sucks." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Now to set loose a hideous, horrible PINGAS that will let me take over the whole planet."

[Venomous 18,813]

“Bring over Steve’s gun and shoot the piñata’s head off”

[Samurai Equine 45,951]

This is what I get for being honest and reliable...