Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 "You think he ever banged that squirrel?"

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"Wait! This is no treasure map, this is a map of Kansas!"

"Maybe to the untrained eye, it's Kansas ..."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,679]

"THE LETTUCE WINS!"

[Sparklefan1234 171,139]

3 minutes ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

"THE LETTUCE WINS!"

 

"This isn't unusual for her." 

Edited October 20, 2022 by Sparklefan1234

[Flutterstep 47,088]

"blue top cows" 🐮

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 "So how strong do you want your coffee?"

 "I want it to show up on a drug test!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"That takes talent, you've got to really not care for like months."

 

[Emerald Claus 24,872]

"That's really loud. I hope it annoys the neighbors."

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"I am mixing this with ice cream and vodka as soon as I get home." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"No! I don't want that!"

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"Was this bothering you? Good! It was supposed to ..."

 

[Nightmare Saturn 815]

I said, and I quote (it was something about the fnaf books) "Stitch having a race with other Stitches, I dunno, I've never read the fnaf books," (Which is a meme, and also a great big lie, because I DID read them) 

Also "Banana" and let's not forget "OMG this book is gonna be like the outsiders!!1111!!!" read the book and it kinda was and wasn't  today I also said, "Eww, Daniel touched me!" my bully actually touched my arm and I was angry, people I don't like should never talk to me or tap me.. Blegh! 

 

I also said multiple Furby related things, like "Time to get Fubby!" and "Jesus, this furby is so beautiful, I'd give my whole allowance just for this!" 

Edited October 24, 2022 by Spooky Heights

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 "How do I have sex with that?

I don't know. Rise to the occasion or die where you stand, coward!"

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"I remember when teachers would make you memorise all these math charts, need equations and blah blah blah, and they told you 'Oh you'll never have a calculator in your pocket everywhere you go', and boy did we prove them wrong ..."

 

[Nightmare Saturn 815]

All I've seemed to have talked about today is Bunyips... (Mythical creatures) I even made a character that is one... Wow, I have too many OCs and I am gonna have to buy a million notebooks to draw them in, LOL  

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

Also available is a heated seat for that lovely "have I just wet myself" feeling ...

 

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,558]

"I just wanted to learn what the point of the 'sleeping cap' is and now I just learned physics." 

[Woohoo 34,226]

"THEY ALREADY PLAYED THIS SONG TODAY!" 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

If it weren't for the pay, hours, and working conditions I would do that job.

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"... it's the 3.1 litre so it's not potty trained, so there's oil everywheres ..."

 

[Nightmare Saturn 815]

"Twinkle Twinkle little Fubby, you're a star... How I wonder what you are... Seriously though, what are you? An owl? A hamster? A lion?"   (Fubby is a Furby, I also call them Furbots or Furballs  sometimes) 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,679]

Shroomish. Listed in the Pokedex as "The Resting Bitch Face Pokemon".

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box.

 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"Mmmm, it's been a very long time since I lubed my 401 ..."