Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Cagey 4,248]

"Narrative parallels, narrative foils, narrative motifs, oh my. I'm going to throw up."

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"How do you brunettes feel knowing you're just darker gingers?" 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"We built it for the sole intention of going sideways."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 "Male bee's die after mating.

That's their whole life.

Honey.

Nut.

Cheerio." 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"We tested everything up front, relays work, fuses are good, but no fuel, so it wouldn't start – we hit it with a hammer, it starts right up..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 "I have a quill that can write underwater. 

Don't worry, it can write other things too." 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"I probably should have done this first, but we've already established that I don't know what I'm doing..."

 

[Cagey 4,248]

"I'd say he's just grumpy, but... well... he's kind of unhinged. And evil."

"Good. The unhinged evil ones are my type." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"Oh, so that justifies you cheating?"

"In every conceivable way." 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"At least this hoarder had a helthy diet – donuts, pizza, Coke and cigarettes, all the athlete's go-to's ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"We gonna mess up the koala." 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

This bathroom reeks of piss...

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

I love cats too, but not that much. Give me the money, baby!

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"I think everybody would rather have you inside the tent pissing out the flap than the other way around. I'm sure of it."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 "Quick, bring out the puppies and the fire truck! And silver foil, start throwing silver foil!"

“Ah, fuck.. the silver foil isn’t working. There’s a hot air balloon passing overhead. Quick, bring out the ducks covered in mayonnaise.”

[Sparklefan1234 171,127]

"Yay! @Jeric isn't invisible anymore." 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"This tool will only go so deep before the sides of the tool start rubbing on the job ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"James Bond becomes Wisconsin’s first openly LGBTQ cabinet secretary"

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

Wish fulfilling jewels.

Try saying that five times fast!

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 "You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for morning wood where the elf one stood!' 

[Evil Pink One 13,507]

51 minutes ago, Denim&Venöm said:

 "You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for morning wood where the elf one stood!' 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"Oh hang on, do you want the answer, or do you want the answer that you want?"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

Come on hurry up you piss-faced fart-assed useless heap of shit...

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"When I think of John Fogerty, I think of The Predator." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 "Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the American president say he’s here to fk and he’s not leaving"