Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Mirage 24,777]

"If you keep doing that, it's going to break." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,333]

 "A VERY Italian American flightless bird!"

[Treeglow Flicker 14,213]

"Time to shave the remnants of the driveway. Then ice cream and sitting on my arse time."

Edited May 22, 2023 by Treeglow Flicker

[Samurai Equine 54,719]

Umm... Spiced Cheese? 

[Tropical Melody 7,387]

"... she'd be very excited if she got a little spike in her traffic ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,333]

"Hey mom, I'm gonna hang out with my friends."

 "Use protection."

 "I'm 15."

"I'm 30." 

[Tropical Melody 7,387]

Novelty wall hangings, that are also bottle openers!

 

[Dreambiscuit 11,126]

 “I’m not talking; just thinking without a mute button.”

[Mirage 24,777]

"You have to take this right now...or it WILL get in when you least expect it."

[Samurai Equine 54,719]

Ow. My poor little typin' fingies... 

[Tropical Melody 7,387]

"When you're producing a movie for viewers of all ages, filming an orgy can be quite challenging..."

 

 

[Mirage 24,777]

"Your vitamins are so much cuter than mine!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,333]

"I would kill for a sand repellant Anus!" 

[Cash In 23,022]

"If I had good aim, we'd all be living in a utopia with flying cars."

[Denim&Venöm 20,333]

“Elvis, help me hide this guy I just killed with a skateboard”

[Samurai Equine 54,719]

For some reason, Walmart is the only place that has it.

[Tropical Melody 7,387]

"I need a rag or something. Something to heat-insulate myself from this heat..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,333]

 

"Another way to think about this:

The two main categories for victories for a pilot are an "air to air victory", or an "air to ground victory". Obviously meaning that a pilot successfully destroyed another aircraft, or a ground target, respectively.

This is the first and only "air to space" victory."

[Tropical Melody 7,387]

"I don't wanna contaminate the floor with blue water..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,333]

 "Even a dentist will listen to Metallica."

 

 

 

(Where's a Minutte emote when you need it?)

[Mirage 24,777]

"Is that a rooster in our driveway?"

[TheRockARooster 53,861]

1 minute ago, Mirage said:

"Is that a rooster in our driveway?"

I'm in your driveway?

Edited June 1, 2023 by TheRockARooster

[Mirage 24,777]

No it was actually a rooster from a nearby farm that got loose. So I'm keeping him since the farmer said, 'shoot him'.

[TheRockARooster 53,861]

Moments ago, Mirage said:

No it was actually a rooster from a nearby farm that got loose. So I'm keeping him since the farmer said, 'shoot him'.

I know, I'm only joking.

[Tropical Melody 7,387]

"Oh no I pressed 'Input'! That's it, we'll have to sell the TV!"