Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"In my life, I have never seen anything like it; They would weep, they would pray, they would say goodbye to their loved ones, and then throw themselves without fear or hesitation at the very face of death itself, never surrendering. No one who saw them fighting against the inevitable could help but be moved to tears by their courage. Their stubborn nobility. When they ran out of ships, they used guns, when they ran out guns they used knives and sticks and bare hands. They were magnificent. I only hope that when it is my time, I may die with half as much dignity as I saw in their eyes in the end. "

 

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"Smash that like button now – or else this centipede will crawl on your face while you're sleeping..."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,679]

"Wow. Haribo is good belch fuel."

[DivineMist1000 71,360]

“Pastabilities”

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

"It's better to get run over by a car than by a bike!" 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

He appears to have died of extreme skeletonness. Probably brought on by being dead for a long time.

[Samurai Equine 51,662]

...All these wallpaper choices are kind of the same... 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"El Hijo Del Kenta Kobashi Vs. Angry Karate Man is going to live with me for the rest of my life."

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"Four hundred dollars? For cheese??"

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"Slap that meat!"

"Slap that meat!" 

"Slap that meat!"

"Slap that meat!" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"He said he wasn’t sure if anyone would want to see him"

(Eddie Kingston stares muthafuckaly at the line until they let him past)

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"No one knew I was here, and there was a lot of forest in which to hide a body..."

 

[Theautisticrebel 305]

"He likes floods too!"

Edited September 5, 2023 by Theautisticrebel

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "She kicked her flush in the crotch!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"They have one philosophy — 'GIMME IT IT'S MINE!'"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "It's a regular spa. But it has Batman on it." 

[Prospekt 11,018]

"I hate to say the 'q' word, but it's really quiet right now."

[Samurai Equine 51,662]

There's never any bizarre sentences around when you need them.

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"The local girls had enough makeup to paint a Volvo..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "You decided to take a 19 year old boy trying to do his job...

 "And fked him!" 

 

 

[Samurai Equine 51,662]

Ah yes, a tour guide and a waitress. Very reckless. 

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"Don't let anyone ruin your day! Ruin it yourself ..."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,401]

"All you rich people, just leave your money in a pile.  We don't need a big show."

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"Visually, that scene was a feast for the eyes. Logically, it was like eating crayons."

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

This isn't where I put my atoms!