Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Lawyer Slip 2,296]

"No Rich, we can't get a hold of him because our landline doesn't have multiversal support. Duh."

[Ragland Tiger 3,317]

What do you call a chef with bananas in his ears?

Anything you want - He can't hear you!

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

"Sir, how did you burn your hand?"

"Glass spiral."

15 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

Is that a spork in like khaki green colour?

If only it were that simple. 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,295]

"Ah yes. The improvise with whatever you have left in the cupboards and fridge maneuver."

[Princess Celestia 822]

"Rain, why this cold rain?"

[Lawyer Slip 2,296]

"I just wish socializing wasn't so difficult."

[Cagey 4,216]

“You say you’ve met a Juliet, but your only example is a three hundred year old fictional vampire.”

[Starlight Serenade 1,463]

"Hmmm, well I waifu roll to turn him into a body pillow, and cushion my fall".

[Iforgotmybrain 4,595]

“It doesn’t know anything, it’s a number.”

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

Huh. I only wound up using a fourth of it.  Well that's disappointing.

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"We're going to semi-circumnavigate around to here ..."

 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"Everything is a hammer. Even hammers. Hammers make the best hammers."

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,296]

19 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

"Everything is a hammer. Even hammers. Hammers make the best hammers."

 

Fax

[Lawyer Slip 2,296]

"Echo I swear if you do that ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA MAKE THE BEACHES OF NORMANDY LOOK LIKE FLUTTERSHY'S COTTAGE!!!"

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "After all, clowns are stupid. It would be weird if the other kids weren't violent towards Bobo." 

[Starlight Serenade 1,463]

"WE'VE JUST ARRIVED AND WE'RE THE MOST ELITE WARRIORS IN THE UNIVERSEEEEE"

Edited March 19 by StarlightSerenade
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[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"Barbie can do it all - dance, perform surgery, even run for president, despite being approximately 19 years old for half a century ..."

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,296]

"First the toaster, then the oven, now the freezer? What's next, the couch?"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,295]

"Giant burger. Big enough to crush a small child."

[Ragland Tiger 3,317]

"You're fantasizing about seven foot tall blue barbarian aliens again."

[Mirage 24,730]

'You are a buttface'

[Ragland Tiger 3,317]

23 minutes ago, Mirage said:

'You are a buttface'

[Wizard 912]

"My mind is an enigma"

 

Actually I have a better one:

"it was where you'd trade resources with a spider and also drive across asteroids that were roped together"

Edited March 20 by Wizard

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

I wipe away the dirt, and it's still there...

[Lawyer Slip 2,296]

"Now that's what I call a Hubba Hubba Hubcap!"