Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 56,897]

Oh, I didn't even see the Bang. 

[Silly Druid 8,035]

"A Great Thief doesn't break the law!"

Edited May 11, 2024 by Silly Druid

[Nitobit 2,373]

This is the second time I try to solve my problems by setting ponies on fire 

[TechnoZ 1,266]

"IM GONNA FIGHT THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!"

[Lawyer Slip 3,080]

"Why is it, that the only cars, that ever seen to be available in an apocalypse are stick shift?"

[Denim&Venöm 21,066]

"WHERE DID YOU LEARN A FUCKING KNEEBAR?!?!"

[Samurai Equine 56,897]

It's been a few hours. The glue should have cured by now.  (It falls apart anyway)

[Silly Druid 8,035]

"Her full name is Marbellise Delilah Quartzabelle von Pumpernickelingtonsworthshire III, Esq., the Fourth, Duchess of Stone-Upon-Twee, Keeper of the Sacred Cast Iron Spatula, Grand Poobah of Pebbles, and Supreme Custodian of the Holder’s Boulder Pie."

[Lawyer Slip 3,080]

"Why is only half of my school never properly heated?" -Me

[Tropical Melody 8,295]

"£32!!! To put an innertube and a tyre back on a wheel.

"Will not use the services of this Company again. I was recommended to use them but after being gouged on pricing never again."

Response from the owner
"Brand new faulty wheel you had on a Internet motorcycle purchase, waited 11 days to have replacement wheel sent still came with a damaged tube as quoted by you to us & we supplied a heavy duty tube & rim tape same day service, take the VAT out, £26!!!  & you was told the price before we did repair, so you had a choice to take it away. OR, is it the fact I wouldn't  sign up to your credit card machine contract you have been pestering me for months? I think so!!!!!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,066]

 "So essentially a mixture of hunting club, breastfeeding group and suicide cult."

Evolution rocks.

[Samurai Equine 56,897]

 Well they have it all secured together, but maybe if I can just open this one glove... (The whole thing falls apart) 

[Tropical Melody 8,295]

"What the heck is, 'spotted dick'? Well apparently it's a food, and it's edible!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,066]

"What do you want to be in the future?"

"I want to be loved." 

 "Cool! I wanna be a fish!" 

[Tropical Melody 8,295]

"Alright but no tongues! I don't know where it's been ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,066]

"What a shitty time to get back into power metal. Fuck me."

[Ragland Tiger 3,551]

"I've been thinking about shaving my head myself.  Tell me, when it rains, is it loud?"

Edited May 19, 2024 by Ragland Tiger

[Denim&Venöm 21,066]

 "50 milligrams of caffeine, mixed with Gypsy tears." 

[CH11P 18]

"Are you ok?"

"No"

[Tropical Melody 8,295]

"But the fat lady doesn't sing until all the data is in ..."

 

[Tropical Melody 8,295]

"They're coming home - especially when their destination is Tory's trousers."

 

[Totally Nyx 36,465]

"Ha! Take that, past me!"

[Denim&Venöm 21,066]

"Aren't you tried of going apeshit? Don't you just wanna be nice?" 

"Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?"

[Samurai Equine 56,897]

 That better not be chocolate.

[Evil Pink One 13,556]

That better be strawberry milk