Samurai Equine 56,897 May 11, 2024 Share May 11, 2024 Oh, I didn't even see the Bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silly Druid 8,035 May 11, 2024 Share May 11, 2024 (edited) "A Great Thief doesn't break the law!" Edited May 11, 2024 by Silly Druid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitobit 2,373 May 11, 2024 Share May 11, 2024 This is the second time I try to solve my problems by setting ponies on fire 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnoZ 1,266 May 11, 2024 Share May 11, 2024 "IM GONNA FIGHT THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!" 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 3,080 May 11, 2024 Share May 11, 2024 "Why is it, that the only cars, that ever seen to be available in an apocalypse are stick shift?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,066 May 12, 2024 Author Subscriber Share May 12, 2024 "WHERE DID YOU LEARN A FUCKING KNEEBAR?!?!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 56,897 May 12, 2024 Share May 12, 2024 It's been a few hours. The glue should have cured by now. (It falls apart anyway) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silly Druid 8,035 May 13, 2024 Share May 13, 2024 "Her full name is Marbellise Delilah Quartzabelle von Pumpernickelingtonsworthshire III, Esq., the Fourth, Duchess of Stone-Upon-Twee, Keeper of the Sacred Cast Iron Spatula, Grand Poobah of Pebbles, and Supreme Custodian of the Holder’s Boulder Pie." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 3,080 May 13, 2024 Share May 13, 2024 "Why is only half of my school never properly heated?" -Me 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,295 May 13, 2024 Share May 13, 2024 "£32!!! To put an innertube and a tyre back on a wheel. "Will not use the services of this Company again. I was recommended to use them but after being gouged on pricing never again." Response from the owner "Brand new faulty wheel you had on a Internet motorcycle purchase, waited 11 days to have replacement wheel sent still came with a damaged tube as quoted by you to us & we supplied a heavy duty tube & rim tape same day service, take the VAT out, £26!!! & you was told the price before we did repair, so you had a choice to take it away. OR, is it the fact I wouldn't sign up to your credit card machine contract you have been pestering me for months? I think so!!!!!" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,066 May 13, 2024 Author Subscriber Share May 13, 2024 "So essentially a mixture of hunting club, breastfeeding group and suicide cult." Evolution rocks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 56,897 May 14, 2024 Share May 14, 2024 Well they have it all secured together, but maybe if I can just open this one glove... (The whole thing falls apart) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,295 May 14, 2024 Share May 14, 2024 "What the heck is, 'spotted dick'? Well apparently it's a food, and it's edible!" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,066 May 15, 2024 Author Subscriber Share May 15, 2024 "What do you want to be in the future?" "I want to be loved." "Cool! I wanna be a fish!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,295 May 16, 2024 Share May 16, 2024 "Alright but no tongues! I don't know where it's been ..." 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,066 May 18, 2024 Author Subscriber Share May 18, 2024 "What a shitty time to get back into power metal. Fuck me." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragland Tiger 3,551 May 19, 2024 Share May 19, 2024 (edited) "I've been thinking about shaving my head myself. Tell me, when it rains, is it loud?" Edited May 19, 2024 by Ragland Tiger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,066 May 19, 2024 Author Subscriber Share May 19, 2024 "50 milligrams of caffeine, mixed with Gypsy tears." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CH11P 18 May 19, 2024 Share May 19, 2024 "Are you ok?" "No" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,295 May 19, 2024 Share May 19, 2024 "But the fat lady doesn't sing until all the data is in ..." REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,295 May 20, 2024 Share May 20, 2024 "They're coming home - especially when their destination is Tory's trousers." 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totally Nyx 36,465 May 20, 2024 Share May 20, 2024 "Ha! Take that, past me!" 1 Signature made by @Sparklefan1234 (Thank you!) Want to know something? Ask me, Nyx, Lyra, or Roseluck anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,066 May 21, 2024 Author Subscriber Share May 21, 2024 "Aren't you tried of going apeshit? Don't you just wanna be nice?" "Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 56,897 May 21, 2024 Share May 21, 2024 That better not be chocolate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Pink One 13,556 May 21, 2024 Share May 21, 2024 That better be strawberry milk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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