Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

Huh... Well if I had known it would have been THAT easy, I wouldn't have deleted all those apps. 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"What's the plural for Prius? Is it Prius's, or Prii?"

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,437]

"So, when does Paul Revere ride through town and give us our presents?"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,572]

"His amplifiers died in the rain for a worthy cause."

[Denim&Venöm 18,342]

 "Pretty sure the ven diagram for Sabaton, 40k, and furries is a circle."

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

I was getting nervous standing around out there. I could feel it in my sunburn. 

[Ganondorf8 11,241]

It's been miserable outside all day so I didn't go out there.

[Lawyer Slip 2,437]

"I really think we should bury it again. Maybe even deeper. Oh. We could blow it up." -

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 2,621]

Radio panzerfaust for those who are in the tank.

Edited May 23 by ComanderZhabikKlavik

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"I can't make it that day, the wife's going to wash her hair and I've got to watch the dog."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,342]

 "Werther's original Scorpions! 

 Now with a soft gooey center!"

[Silly Druid 6,735]

Procrastinators, unite!
...tomorrow

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

If that's life at 60, then I'm all ready sunk. 

[Denim&Venöm 18,342]

"Quick! Somebody pants the Cleric!" 

[Creepy Scribbles 4,559]

On 2024-05-23 at 9:26 AM, Denim&Venöm said:

 "Pretty sure the ven diagram for Sabaton, 40k, and furries is a circle."

Oh, this one made my day 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"What's going on here? When you try to be safe, springs are really dangerous, but when you're trying to be dangerous, they won't break ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,342]

 "Here we have the long awaited technical wrestling dream match between the American Dragon and the Vegan Hydra. 

Wrestling is so fking cool." 

[Ragland Tiger 3,367]

I cant believe that someone broke in to my house and stole all my fruit.  I'm peachless.

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

I need my arse kicking. Please form an orderly queue

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,342]

 "Irish people are kind of like the latinos of europe."

[Ganondorf8 11,241]

I have to go back again!? Guess I deserve it for not taking better care of them.

[Iforgotmybrain 5,158]

“Send the penguin pic to her and say ‘us’ and see what she says”

[DubWolf 17,176]

"Do what's due".

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"For some reason urban areas don't like it when you use explosives in their sewers ..."

 

[Totally Nyx 35,940]

He died as he lived: at the bottom of the ocean.