Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Lawyer Slip 2,547]

 "The anticipation is killing me! No seriously, while I was waiting, they started slowly dipping me into lava. I guess I'm just too hot for them."

 " . . . "

 "YOU ARE GOING TO DIE."

 "That's so fire."

 " . . . "

"Ow"

[Tropical Melody 6,240]

"Reminds me of a pair of motorcycle boots I bought from a (then) prominent supplier of leather bike clothing. This was before electric starters existed. The sole broke up after a few months. Took them back, 'You've been using them to kickstart a bike haven't you?'"

 

[Tao 7,777]

WHY IS THE HUMAN BODY FULL SO MUCH SAD!? 

[Samurai Equine 51,643]

Huh... Well if I had known it would have been THAT easy, I wouldn't have deleted all those apps. 

[Tropical Melody 6,240]

"What's the plural for Prius? Is it Prius's, or Prii?"

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,547]

"So, when does Paul Revere ride through town and give us our presents?"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,679]

"His amplifiers died in the rain for a worthy cause."

[Denim&Venöm 19,048]

 "Pretty sure the ven diagram for Sabaton, 40k, and furries is a circle."

[Samurai Equine 51,643]

I was getting nervous standing around out there. I could feel it in my sunburn. 

[Ganondorf8 11,315]

It's been miserable outside all day so I didn't go out there.

[Lawyer Slip 2,547]

"I really think we should bury it again. Maybe even deeper. Oh. We could blow it up." -

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 3,112]

Radio panzerfaust for those who are in the tank.

Edited May 23, 2024 by ComanderZhabikKlavik

[Tropical Melody 6,240]

"I can't make it that day, the wife's going to wash her hair and I've got to watch the dog."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,048]

 "Werther's original Scorpions! 

 Now with a soft gooey center!"

[Silly Druid 6,995]

Procrastinators, unite!
...tomorrow

[Samurai Equine 51,643]

If that's life at 60, then I'm all ready sunk. 

[Denim&Venöm 19,048]

"Quick! Somebody pants the Cleric!" 

[Crypty Scribbles 5,013]

On 2024-05-23 at 9:26 AM, Denim&Venöm said:

 "Pretty sure the ven diagram for Sabaton, 40k, and furries is a circle."

Oh, this one made my day 

[Tropical Melody 6,240]

"What's going on here? When you try to be safe, springs are really dangerous, but when you're trying to be dangerous, they won't break ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,048]

 "Here we have the long awaited technical wrestling dream match between the American Dragon and the Vegan Hydra. 

Wrestling is so fking cool." 

[Ragland Tiger 3,398]

I cant believe that someone broke in to my house and stole all my fruit.  I'm peachless.

[Tropical Melody 6,240]

I need my arse kicking. Please form an orderly queue

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,048]

 "Irish people are kind of like the latinos of europe."

[Ganondorf8 11,315]

I have to go back again!? Guess I deserve it for not taking better care of them.

[Iforgotmybrain 5,718]

“Send the penguin pic to her and say ‘us’ and see what she says”