Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

My melancholy playlist is really growing.

[Tao 8,820]

When humans forget to feed their souls on more than food and things,  something is lost.............

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

  "You can take as long as you want..."

"I WILL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER".

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

 "You know what's tweaker proof? 

 Gravel!"

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"Wow I haven't been this enlightened since I learned Robin isn't the son of Batman"

 

[Iforgotmybrain 6,851]

"I guess sometimes you really do have to hand it to the French"

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

The coffee wasn't completely necessary. 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"Some confusion caused by a signpost that said 'Keswick 8 miles' in one direction, and 'Keswick 10 miles' in the other..."

 

[Silly Druid 7,622]

"You have a semi-intelligent look on your face."

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

Ugh. That's not real lemonade! It tastes like liquid Starburst. 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"Flobadob, ickle Weed!"
To which she would reply "Wee-ed!" in a high-pitched whiney voice.

 

[Mirage 24,777]

'you're gunna need a pulley puller for that'

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

I need a summer haircut for summer weather. 

[Iforgotmybrain 6,851]

“Indiana is just Ohio but without the good parts”

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"You're over-thinking it. Ivan wouldn't Google search or travel about looking for a specific brand of grease, he'd use what he'd got."

 

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

NOOOOO~!!! 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 4,359]

If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics, someone will definitely show up to argue.

[Totally Nyx 36,395]

"Scanner gremlins think they are so funny."

[Lawyer Slip 3,016]

"So, no one else thinks he's real? Just me? Whatevs."

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

Ugh... I hate construction. 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"You know what I just did? What no man ever does? I got out the instructions ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

 "How's the kid who swallowed the coins doing?"

"No change yet." 

[Cagey 4,257]

"What archetype is the Joker--?"

"Best friend. Love interest."

"Work wife!"

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

Honestly, I am surprised I am still awake.

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"Reeee! You can't put eggs in the microwave they'll explode! Reeeee!!"