Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"... I'm a unicorn and even I'm getting sick of that being the stock answer for everything." 

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

Is that a mirror, or like, another world?

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"I know how his hemorrhoids flare up when he gets towed"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"Fellas, is it gay to perceive the self?" 

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

I’m feeling this and not feeling this at the same time

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"Thousands of lives sacrificed to summon the one and only J E N S  K I D M A N  L I M I T E D  E D I T I O N."

[Quinch 1,120]

Let's swing by the ship and grab my breathing mask and shower skeleton.

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"We are going metric, inch by inch."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"The real war-birds were the friends we made along the way!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"He glared round in the darkness. In less time than wot it takes to rite this he was srounded by pleesemen and stood, proud and defiant, in the light of there electrick torches wot they had wiped quick as litening from their busums. 'Surrender!' cried one, holding a gun at his brain and a drorn sord at his hart, 'Surrender or die!'"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"Oh, honey-baked buttermilk piss! I’m an alicorn!”

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"More! It's not in deep enough. It's got to go all the way to the rim. Ah, I can't get two hands on it! Bad angles! Hang on, we need some lube here, it's going in dry it's not going to work. Give the tip a good spray so it slides in ... alright, kind of grope around some, there we go ... OK made it to the rim, we're bottomed out here."

Spoiler

Context: fitting a new radiator plastic hose coupling.

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"You are beautiful. Pepper-spray a cop." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"Come for the kebabs. Stay because it’s fucking lit."

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

William produced his licorice water and half cake, Douglas two slices of raw ham and a dog biscuit, Ginger some popcorn and some cold boiled potatoes wrapped up in newspaper, Henry a cold apple dumpling and a small bottle of paraffin oil.

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"Yeah you're like three feet taller than me. I got your tit. What are you gonna do about it?"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"An ugly guy with a big robe like the Emperor."

[They call me Loyalty 1,948]

"These things I have spoken to you, that in Me you may have peace. In the world you will have tribulation; but be of good cheer, I have overcome the world".

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

You’re trying to trick me, banana!

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"OK, it's time for the Side Cutters Of Doom – I will defeat it with brute force ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"Look, you're Goliath and Roddy Piper. Figure it out!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"How do you do?" he said loudly, and added sotto voce, "Fatty." Thus was war declared...

 

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

When I go into a bathroom, I don’t see a toilet—I see a CANVAS!

[Totally Nyx 36,062]

"I didn't hear anything."

"I said-"

"I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING!"