Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 8,407]

"The Samsung phone is a complete mystery, most of the time it seems to do whatever it wants ... seldom what I want it to do, at the moment it thinks I want to buy garden sheds ... operating system? ... no idea !!"

 

[ExplosionMare 26,399]

All I see...is feet!

[Tropical Melody 8,407]

"I've had enough of rubbing myself on this car — no that came out wrong ..."

 

[Cagey 4,261]

“Be the Luigi you want to see in the world.”

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"Are you comparing Milfs to Ogres?" 

[ExplosionMare 26,399]

Time flies when you're staring at a clown!

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"It's not necessarily a war crime, but Geneva didn't necessarily know that was a fking option."

[Prospekt 11,037]

"Contrary to popular belief, Microsoft is neither small nor soft"

[ExplosionMare 26,399]

Addiction pays off, guys!

[Jackleberry 1,926]

"I feel like a pair of eyeballs right now"

[ExplosionMare 26,399]

"If it weren't for the clown, we wouldn't be where we are today."

[Totally Nyx 36,468]

"If you keep this up, we're gonna have to start calling you Lefty Glueskin."

[ExplosionMare 26,399]

Sometimes you just die.

[Tropical Melody 8,407]

Of course this was the 1950's. You had sweaty women to look at at home. You went to the movies to enjoy looking at a beautiful woman looking beautiful.
 

[ExplosionMare 26,399]

We bought the clown with the ads.

[Totally Nyx 36,468]

"Why don't more people make napalm? It's good for the environment."

[Ragland Tiger 3,555]

"Once you have established yourself as an icon in your field, it is important to pay tribute to the great legends who came before you.  This kind of gesture will create the illusion that you are still humble, and serve as a preemptive strike to anyone who has noticed what a callous and delusional ass you have become."

[Northern Star 1,025]

Not many had heard that V12 screaming, nor it combined with the big block V8 thundering, chasing it across the desert. It put them on the map.

Edited June 23, 2022 by TheGleaner

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Tropical Melody 8,407]

The whole thing was his fault after all. He'd been arguing with Pauline because she'd forgotten to call the plumber about the leak in the faucet of the bathroom sink, and the damn dripping was keeping him awake half the night, and she'd promised she'd do it first thing that morning, and of course she hadn't, which meant he'd have to endure another night of Chinese water torture, and then he'd have to call the plumber himself tomorrow, when he was supposed to be working, and he was still irritated – hell, he was irritated now, almost eight months later – when he saw Amber in the kitchen helping herself to the last of the peach pie in the fridge – the piece he'd been saving for himself – and he'd made some stupid comment about how if she wasn't careful, she'd end up like Kerri Franklin's daughter – talk about the pot calling the kettle black – and next thing he knew, the pie was in the garbage and Amber was dropping pounds as if they were flies, and now she was maybe 125 pounds  – six feet tall and 125 pounds – and it was all his fault.

 

[ExplosionMare 26,399]

In order to be good, you have to feel good

[Ragland Tiger 3,555]

On 2022-06-23 at 1:34 PM, Tropical Melody said:

The whole thing was his fault after all. He'd been arguing with Pauline because she'd forgotten to call the plumber about the leak in the faucet of the bathroom sink, and the damn dripping was keeping him awake half the night, and she'd promised she'd do it first thing that morning, and of course she hadn't, which meant he'd have to endure another night of Chinese water torture, and then he'd have to call the plumber himself tomorrow, when he was supposed to be working, and he was still irritated – hell, he was irritated now, almost eight months later – when he saw Amber in the kitchen helping herself to the last of the peach pie in the fridge – the piece he'd been saving for himself – and he'd made some stupid comment about how if she wasn't careful, she'd end up like Kerri Franklin's daughter – talk about the pot calling the kettle black – and next thing he knew, the pie was in the garbage and Amber was dropping pounds as if they were flies, and now she was maybe 125 pounds  – six feet tall and 125 pounds – and it was all his fault.

 

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[ExplosionMare 26,399]

Jumpscares and haunting...looks like you're fired!

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"The glitter duster dies!" 

[ExplosionMare 26,399]

I gotta go deeper? I'm trying!