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[Tropical Melody 6,889]

"Begin engine starting sequence now. Quick! Cuz the ants are back! Arrghh they're on me! I'm contaminated!"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,110]

13 hours ago, DubWolf said:

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”Ive never replaced a watch battery, I just get a new watch.”

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,823]

"Thank you, lesbians!" 

"You're welcome, random wall!" 

[ExplosionMare 18,110]

I'm your pumpkiiiiin!

[Tropical Melody 6,889]

I'm not putting my soapbox away.  In fact I'm thinking of building an extension...

 

[Totally Nyx 36,297]

So we're a squirrel who lost his tree?

[Tropical Melody 6,889]

It had not worked for twenty years. Henry, however, always wore it, and generally remembered to move its hands to the correct time whenever he passed a clock.

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,447]

"It shouldn't have to happen to you for it to matter to you."

Edited August 19, 2022 by Ragland Tiger

[Denim&Venöm 19,823]

 "That motherfcker's got the sombrero!"

[Tropical Melody 6,889]

He will come who treads the dawn,
Tramples the sun beneath his feet,
And judges the souls of men.
He will stride across the rooftops,
And he will fire the engines of God.

 

[Cagey 4,250]

"Unlike you, I don't do extensive research into the Cars universe."

[Denim&Venöm 19,823]

 "Oh yeah, it's Rebel Heart playing.

 Oh st, it's Rebel Heart playing!" 

 

[Tropical Melody 6,889]

"He made his living at getting a suntan – whatever that is ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,823]

 "It looks like it went into his groin?" 

[Tropical Melody 6,889]

"...and in the grove, by gate and hill,
midst merry throng and market clatter –
stood the Hall of the Mountain Grill
where table strain'd 'neath loaded platter."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,823]

"I mean, take it from someone who's lived in Calona, Vancouver, Lethbridge and Arby's- I mean Calgary." 

[Tropical Melody 6,889]

"I can do many things one-handed. Except for things that require me to be two-handed."

 

[Ice Princess Silky <3 15,440]

Never be cruel. Never be cowardly. Remember, hate is always foolish and love is always wise. Always try to be nice and do not fail to be kind. 

[Tropical Melody 6,889]

"Point is, is we just have to have real life manageable expectations. And if we don't manage our expectations, we're setting ourselves up for failure, and disappointent, anger and rage ... the world's full of anger and rage ..."

"Sigmund Freud, eat your heart out!"

 

[Cagey 4,250]

"Oooh! Nun drama!"

[Tropical Melody 6,889]

"Sometimes he had to cough to attract the customer's attention. That being said, sometimes he had to cough to attract the attention of his reflection when he was shaving..."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,889]

"Fnaw! You have to make the 'Fnaw!' sound. Then it will do what it's told."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,823]

"You can't scissor!" 

*clap* *clap* clap clap clap!* 

"You can't scissor!" 

*clap* *clap* clap clap clap!* 

[Tropical Melody 6,889]

He was definitely a boy with special needs. In the view of the staffroom, these began with an exorcism.

 

[Tropical Melody 6,889]

"Enough yakking, let's get snacking!"