Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,111]

 "Check your pockets."

 " The hell is that?"

" I dunno. I didn't put that there."

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

I know you're not an idiot. I copied off you in high school.

[Cash In 22,381]

"Yeah, that's great and all, but does it have anime boobs?"

[Denim&Venöm 19,111]

"You have to be 18 to buy socks, Chris."

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."

[Denim&Venöm 19,111]

"You left me alone with charity money. Now sign my nipple!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,111]

 "Nobody suspects the little woman with the Inoki towel around her neck." 

[Tropical Melody 6,318]

"You know it's funny, until you spoke, I did not know we were French!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,111]

" I paid for the wrestling. I stayed for the scizzoring!"

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

If we shit in that office, we are shitting on federal property.

[Flew Away 932]

“Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done. ”

[Tropical Melody 6,318]

12 minutes ago, Princess_Celestia said:

“Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done. ”

Yes I do that all the time! And it's so true! I invariably have better ideas later, or see something else that suggests a better way.

 

Mine –

"The frogs can make quite a lot of noise when they're breeding and stuff."

...and stuff??

 

 

[Tropical Melody 6,318]

"Righto, we've got all our choccy bars welded in place, what I need to do now is the hard facing in between the choccy bars..."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

Don't kill the part of you that's cringe;  kill the part of you that cringes.

[Tropical Melody 6,318]

"I need to get access, to what I need to access..."

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

What flavor do you like: egg shell white or sky blue?

[Denim&Venöm 19,111]

 "Say potato, FUCKING SAY IT"

[Tropical Melody 6,318]

"Father Jessup. What are you doing in Father Jack's underpants hamper? Are you not terribly uncomfortable in there?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,111]

 "Roses are red.

  Violets are blue.

  Your two inches felt like six because I had feelings for you." 

 

[Tropical Melody 6,318]

"And don't forget to let us know where you live. No that sounds creepy – I don't mean the street, or your address..."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,318]

"It's funny how it works when it's not cross-threaded..."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,721]

"Oh goody! The infinite trees and mountains biome!"

[O-78 28,607]

"For some people, actually being as stupid as they look would be physically impossible."

[Denim&Venöm 19,111]

 "I'm gay too! I can't drive!" 

[Samurai Equine 51,849]

Yo... Gravy and toast kind of slaps! And I'm not even that big a fan of toast!