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[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"I carry my tortured past in my chiseled glutes."

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"Vere ees ze elec-tricity?" - "No elec-tricity, monsieur!"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

She led the way into an overcrowded, fussy living room which seemed at first glance to be full of stuffed toys, magazines, and dolls from different countries.

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

"He isn't gay.

He simply ran out of women that were worthy."

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"I don't know what we'll do now that the Origami group has folded ..."

 

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"All these trees and satellite towers blocking our vision... It's a conspiracy man!"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,619]

I'm not a chia pet!

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"How about I lend you five dollars? It's at the bottom of this jar filled with barbed wire and salt." - "Aaow! Ow! Oooow! Why do you keep these things together?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

"Sirs, mams, ladies and gents. We have now left Afghan air space. Those of you who were tour fit have returned to your default settings of ugly." 

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"How can you think of food at a time like did you remember the gherkins?"

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Who the f*** WASHES plates? You're supposed to SMOKE them!"

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"I'm not entirely convinced that your friend is the fool he makes himself out to be." - " Oh yes I am!"

 

[AveryGamerDude 4,640]

"Oh my gosh, she's so wet!" 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Tomato tomatoe, I mean tomato tomato"

Edited May 29, 2019 by DusksuD

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

"Sound advice for everyone, whether or not you have a tat on your ass." 

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"Now, I'm trying to decide between the tossed spaghetti on a newspaper, and the half yoghurt with a balled up tissue in it."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

"Isn't it weird how we pay money to see other people?" 

Spoiler

"You mean prostitution, concerts or the movies?" 

Spoiler

"Glasses." 

 

 

[Sunlight Glisten 368]

On 5/25/2019 at 4:46 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

"I carry my tortured past in my chiseled glutes."

Lego movie 2. I just watched it yesterday.

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I'd be a f***ing gay frog space commie"

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

"I did beat David Starr in front of over 400 orthodox Jews." 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Stick that holy scroll up that priest's @$$ for f***'s sake"

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

Des O'Connor sings 'Silver Machine'

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

They get portable toilets? Can we get a portable elevator?

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

"So you're thinking of the most efficient way to commit genocide?" 

"Yes." 

 

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

“I don’t want chemicals in my water and turn the friggin frogs gay. Do you understand that? Turn the friggin frogs gay. It’s not funny. Let me say it you slowly. G-A-Y Frogs. Won’t you fight for your life?” - Alex Jones