What is the stupidest thing you have done after drinking alcohol?

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Nothing... I've never been drunk yet  

[LeafFerret 3,382]

10 hours ago, SparklingSwirls said:

Nothing... I've never been drunk yet  

Don't you have to be 21 to start drinking?

[Synniken 261]

Even though I turned 18 a few months ago, I still haven't tried drinking yet. I will try it at some point, though.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

41 minutes ago, Chrysalis14 said:

Don't you have to be 21 to start drinking?

No, it's legal at any age in Ohio if your parent/guardian gives you permission

[IronM17 5,347]

6 hours ago, SparklingSwirls said:

No, it's legal at any age in Ohio if your parent/guardian gives you permission

Wait ... any age? 

Anyway, I only drank one beer in my life and so, I never was drunk. And I have not the intention to change this.

[Shadowfax 68]

Worst I ever did was get a little tipsy drinking rum and played an amazing night of Overwatch.

Sadly, that was the most fun I had with OW. 

[nolongerabout 403]

Not sure which is worse, so I shall let you decide;

(17) Drinking at a mates house, threw up in a flower bed and passed out in a chair.

(16) Drinking (far too much) at a mates house, threw up in the bathroom (all over the floor) then fell over in it.

(17) Drinking (for three days straight) woke up and literally couldn't move for half an hour. First and only time I've experienced sleep paralysis.

(17) Drinking 8% cider, Jaegermiester and Black Absinthe (160 Proof) while camping. Threw up in my tent.

(18) Was up the pub and got accused of being a nazi. The accuser was far too drunk to think straight and decided to leave me alone after I told him I supported UKIP.

Fuck knows what was happening there.

(19) Went out drinking, ended up drinking Carlsberg special brew at 1 AM in a graveyard.

(18) Opened a bottle of 7.5% Cider, forgot about it for a month, found it and drank it. I was sick as hell for days. Stuff was well gone off.

(18) had to drag one of my mates out of a pub by his collar and carry him to the kerb after he threw up in a pint glass. More to save him from the wrath of the landlord than anything else. Then got accused of bringing my own drinks into the pub (for no reason at all) and got barred.

(16) Fell down a hill while drinking at a campsite. Woke up the next morning at the foot of the hill. Very glad it was summer/didn't rain. Everyone assumed I had gone to my tent and didn't look for me.

(17) Got into a fight at a house party after I caught someone stealing.

(17) Got back from the pub and realised I didn't have my keys. Slept on the porch.

(18) Cooked bacon. Except it wasn't cooked at all, really. More burned on the outside and raw on the inside. Interesting morning after.

There was this one time that the police turned up in a "party bus" (Big transit van with a riot shield over the windscreen full of police) and an ambulance, but that wasn't my fault really. I was pretty slaughtered though. A series of unfortunate events, that.

I'm sure there's more. I just don't remember them. Good times were had by all (except the guy who had to go in the ambulance). Drink responsibly or have a load of shit but funny memories of;

• Throwing up
• your friends throwing up
• getting into fights
• The police getting involved
• Getting barred from pubs
• Falling over
• Sleeping outside
• Eating really bad kebabs and thinking they're the best thing in the world

Won't go into what I've done at metal concerts. Just too bad.

Edited July 26, 2018 by ForthEorl

[Scootaloo Is Best Filly 578]

- threw up on a friend’s sweater

- Threw up on Sweet and Sour chicken 

- lost balance and pretty much crawled to the bathroom.

-sat on a toilet backwards

- stood up on a picnic table and screamed “woooooooo”

- got out of car thinking it was my friends house.

- woke up next day never wanting to eat or drink anything ever again.

I am what some people may call a “light weight”

[Lord Midnight Madness 1,543]

We used to do 30 packs in a day those were crazy days. We'd see who could drink themost in 24 hours from sun up to sun down. I wound up riding around with a bunch of people in a car that I went to high school with drunk as crap and they were on there way to Nebraska for some odd reason. I didn't question it I just kept on drinking.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

1 hour ago, ForthEorl said:

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 An impressive resumé. 

If I drink enough to do stupid stuff, I usually don't remember what, if anything, I did. I have woken up and found that I had unplugged everything at the back of my computer, for reasons which are now lost to me. I also was once late to work, sleeping through my alarm, due to going overboard the previous night. I guess that qualifies as the stupidest thing for me. 

Now I hate to bring down the mood, but I have to say this. Don't get drunk, it simply isn't worth it. I often wish I had never started drinking, to be honest. An occasional glass of wine or the odd beer is harmless enough by itself, but it's very easy to slide down that slope. Better just to never step foot on it. If you are someone who drinks but can take it or leave it, that's fine, too.

 

[nolongerabout 403]

1 minute ago, Sunny Fox said:

Now I hate to bring down the mood, but I have to say this. Don't get drunk, it simply isn't worth it. I often wish I had never started drinking, to be honest. An occasional glass of wine or the odd beer is harmless enough by itself, but it's very easy to slide down that slope. Better just to never step foot on it. If you are someone who drinks but can take it or leave it, that's fine, too.

Aye. Last time I got drunk in any capacity was about a year ago. These days I'm having a pint or two a night and that's it. It's too expensive, and causes too much regret in the morning. And I never drink on a work night, at all.

[Lucky Bolt 35,062]

I have never gotten drunk simply because I have never drank an alcoholic beverage, or at least, not enough to get me drunk. I might take a few sips of beer or wine if my parents are having it.  (Yeah. Hush up. ) But never enough to get myself drunk. 

So, I have done nothing.

Yet. 

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

Wasn't alcoholic but I found out the hard way you can get "drunk" from Hawaiian Punch. If you drink a 12 pack in an hour and a half, the sugar rush makes you think that certain things are a good idea. Like sitting on a log, that's in a campfire.

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

I never drink intoxicated beverages so I haven’t done anything stupid.

Does accidentally gulping mouthwash with alcoholic content count as drinking?

[Phosphor 11,528]

Not much. I get really really sleepy when I drink too much alcohol. I think the worst I did was fall down once when walking back to my house from a friend's party when he lived across the street from me.

[Twilight Luna 31,341]

I've never consumed enough alcohol to do anything stupid.

[Midnight Solace 5,132]

I kicked Twilight off the bed. It did not end well. 

[Kevin Tang 2,426]

I have never consumed any beers or similar things

But I sometimes I do pretend that I am drunk. 

[Earl Grey Ghost 446]

I am rarely drunk because I know my limits, and I prefer being cozily tipsy instead of drunk buuuuut----

Nope, still nothing. I've never done anything stupid while drunk. I mean, unless you want to count the time I was at an Anime convention, got drunk, had sex with a guy whom I had just met that night, woke up the next morning, still didn't know his name until much later. But, I don't regret it, and we are still friends. He's in the military now. So *shrug* guess it's not stupid?

Other than that, no, I tend to be a horny drunk and since I'm married, if I do get drunk, I have the perfect person to go to. ; 3 And we have usually been drinking together. I drink fairly often, like casually. I'll have one or two shots of whiskey a night, or maybe one or two glasses of wine. Very low "doses" and I don't even get tipsy, so since I do this, I have a pretty high tolerance. So the amount it would take, the proof I'd have to drink to get me to drunk, really wouldn't be too financially smart, nor would that be physically smart. I'm not gonna say I'm the Batman of alcohol, I'm just saying, have you ever seen me and Batman of alcohol in the same room? 

Edited November 20, 2018 by King Blanketfort

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

@Jeric I can't remember if I told you about this, but it was rather serendipitous

My girlfriend and I met at a mutual friend's house party. I had been drinking a lot, and while we were talking in the backyard I got sick and threw up on her feet. That was 2.5 years ago and we've been together ever since that night.

On 7/18/2018 at 9:43 PM, Sliding Bolt said:

I’ve never had enough to actually get drunk (given that I’m 16 that’s probably a good thing) but I have a good friend that told me a story today of the time he walked in on a cosplay convention while high. He said he ended up getting in a hot tub (it was at a hotel) and getting yelled at by a bunch of people until he got out and ran from security. All while apparently laughing hysterically. 

Wouldn't surprise me. Whenever I get high I get giggly. Sometimes to the point of crying on the floor from laughing too hard.

[Nsxile 26,895]

I don't think I did anything that stupid while drunk as far as I remember.

[Splashee 28,563]

Never done a stupid thing after drinking, because I only drank once, and it just made me boring and sleepy

[Lunaholic 898]

Nothing. No matter how much I drink I won't get drunk. These days I drink alcohol very rarely. Perhaps once in half a year and only little amount

[Fluttershutter 2,409]

Made a face because it was gross and didn't drink any more.

[DesuPony 40]

I tried updating linux mint, restarted it and then it wouldn't let me sign in through the lockscreen so I had to look at the linux mint wiki and type terminal commands until something worked. Of course the laptop still works now as I'm using it to type this reply right now, but that was a very scary moment.