A French Derpy full of Salt 404 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 Put your best insults here, no f-word or anything like that, keep it child friendly. "I thought I hated mosquitoes and then I met you." "You're the reason why we have napalm." I don't have too much of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawzy 1,302 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 I know you are but what am I? 1 1 Think For Yourself. Be Yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catpone Cerberus 23,687 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 Here's few of my personal favorites for calling someone an idiot: You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left. I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed. I'm blonde. What's your excuse? 1 “Cats!” “Cats!” “Music!” “Cats!” “Cats!” “(^･ω･^ )ﾉ” Ask me something! https://mlpforums.com/topic/139270-ask-the-cerberus/#entry4129993Signature by @Stevonnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Valtasar 12,700 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 blackadder has the best insults "i fear your services might be as useful as a barber's shop on the steps of a guilotine" 1 My Shop My Gallery Ask Zecora Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nye 1,652 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 (edited) You fopdoodle! Stop being a gnashgab. Are you some sort of loiter-sack? Get off your bum! I like old words. Edited August 21, 2018 by Nye 1 ~ Team Manehatten Ask me a question here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoFoalix 25,038 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 Were you born on a highway because that's where the most accidents happen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wannabrony 11,640 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 Hey there, my friends call me Dave but you can call me David. 2 Ask me something! (If you want to...) Ask A Wannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Once In A Blue Moon 895 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 *their 1 Whisper, The City of Darkness; Carto Sketch - The Dark Millennium Participating in this RP can be agonizing sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus 3,038 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 (edited) Was gonna post a load of Scottish insults, because our insults are pretty creative, but like 99% of them are heavily explicit... Therefore, I'll share only non-explicit, along with definitions. Consider it an education. Spoiler Edited August 21, 2018 by SnekEater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDP40F amtrak 2,447 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 Hey morons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totally Nyx 36,230 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 Don't believe in me. Believe in the me who believes in you. (The inflection's important so they don't catch what you're really saying) 1 Signature made by @Sparklefan1234 (Thank you!) Want to know something? Ask me, Nyx, Lyra, or Roseluck anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O-78 28,607 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 You'll never be the man your mom is. 1 Signature by @Mellow Mane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A French Derpy full of Salt 404 August 21, 2018 Author Share August 21, 2018 I'm sorry, I can't get over the fact that your brain can't use a fraction of itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna's Admirer 945 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 I would engage in a fight with you, if I didn't have anything better to do. (That sounds like how Zecora would've said this. Btw I can't think of anymore at the time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A French Derpy full of Salt 404 August 21, 2018 Author Share August 21, 2018 I will not fight against someone that have nothing to lose! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Luna 31,437 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 You didn’t just fall out of the stupid tree, you hit every stupid branch on the way down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedishy 3,549 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 I would insult you but I cannot possibly do better then nature already has. You sir have delusions of adequacy. If I wanted to die I'd climb to the height of your ego and drop to the level of your IQ. You shall never be the man your mother is. May the Friendship be with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Luna 31,437 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 Dang! How long have your parents been hitting you with the ugly stick? @Lord Valtasar Blackadder has the best insults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pucksterv 4,508 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea. *evil laughter* 2 DeviantArt I Twitter I Livestream I Ponysona I Commissions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sondash Studios 4,856 August 21, 2018 Share August 21, 2018 I've seen more meat on a chicken leg than on you. Your teeth look like they have an acute angle. Tell me this isn't the cutest thing you've seen all day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Tang 2,427 August 22, 2018 Share August 22, 2018 ############################################################### Cuz hashtag is best insult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Valtasar 12,700 August 24, 2018 Share August 24, 2018 (after they say something stupid) your head is just something you put your hat on isn't it? My Shop My Gallery Ask Zecora Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Luna 31,437 August 24, 2018 Share August 24, 2018 (edited) Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Edited August 24, 2018 by Twilight Luna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A French Derpy full of Salt 404 August 24, 2018 Author Share August 24, 2018 I bet your IQ is actually a decimal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppy Snow 279 August 28, 2018 Share August 28, 2018 If veteran soldiers saw you, they would ask themselves "I fought for this?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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