Bad Policy

[flutterbard 55]

The person above you will list the name of a company, and you must write a policy that would totally ruin that company if they were to put it in place.  I will give you an example and you guys can continue from there.

 

Person 1: Chuck E. Cheese

Person 2: No kids allowed

Starbucks

[Odyssey 5,715]

Iced coffee is the only coffee to be sold there

Ikea

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Everything becomes Americanized and there's not a single sign of IKEA's Swedish origins.

Cartoon Network

[flutterbard 55]

We're switching to a 100% live-action lineup

Michaels

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

A giant tarantula squid decides to buy the company.

The Gap?

[TBD 17,253]

it's basically just a gap between two stores. Common mistake folks.

Hot Topic. 

 

[Woohoo 33,939]

We sell winter coats.

Burger King.

[Odyssey 5,715]

They sell burgers... without the buns.

Walmart

[Woohoo 33,939]

We only sell walls.

Target.

Edited January 20, 2020 by Woohoo

[Megas 27,550]

Everything is red

Capcom

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

They start selling baseball caps that were dunked in the toilet.

Chick Fil-A?

[ExplosionMare 18,060]

No eating chicken inside the restaurant.

 

Toyota.

[Flutterstep 47,063]

Cars are only compatible with square wheels.

 

Steam

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

All our games are now exclusive to consoles, and our online store is now closed. That would make Steam, or, well Valve rather, bankrupt in a day, I bet.

Nintendo

Edited January 20, 2020 by Nightfall Samuel
Company that owns Steam.

[SharpWit 2,608]

If EA's done it, then we're going to!

Hasbro for the next lucky commenter

[Early Sunsets 2,106]

G4 of MLP has to continue until the business goes bankrupt.

Apple

[Woohoo 33,939]

All products come with Windows Vista installed.

Disney.

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,424]

Disney but instead of Disney movies they play The Room exclusively.

The Walking Dead franchise

[TBD 17,253]

located in area 51

 

Dreamworld 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,309]

All the rides have to be closed because they’re too dangerous.

Amazon

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

No shipping of any kind. You want something, you have to come get it yourself.

The Lego Company.

[Early Sunsets 2,106]

All bricks and other toys now have to be made out of solid 24K gold.

Microsoft.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Windows now has to be paid for via a monthly, $80 subscription fee and we are now more like Apple in the way we function as a company.

Adobe

[TBD 17,253]

It's just another fancy word for clouds 

 

Apple 

[Odyssey 5,715]

All products available will now be 4x their normal price now

Loreal