news Man sues Apple claiming iPhone turned him into a homosexual

[Sparkleberry 105]

This is why i have Phone with buttons on. Besides. I am PC tech guy either way. Never been fan of phone technology in general for everyday life. Never gonna get into that ever, i refuse, phones being a part of everyday life i refuse. Nature, People to me matters more. PC is the only thing i am ok with when one gets home or other techs one like

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-49933003

 

[Splashee 28,599]

I thought you just posted a thread that would get you in trouble, but then I read the news article...

 

What has Apple and Touch Screens have to do with how you deal with currency? Also..... first time I heard about GayCoin. Sounds like the guy was into some shady money business and happened to press a juicy banner!

 

BronyCoin "Don't judge, you will like colorful ponies sooner than you think"

[Lucky Bolt 35,246]

That is, without a doubt, the stupidest thing I've seen all day. 

[Pentium100 2,299]

See, I knew that touch phones were a problem.

Seriuosly though, that's stupid, but then again, people in the USA have sued each other for stupid things as well.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,996]

I'm dying honestly  !

[ggg-2 3,555]

What the hell? No, seriously, what the actual hell?

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,825]

Wow...that's like the dumbest thing ever...ugh...what are people thinking these days?

[Pastel Heart 6,473]

How much more gay could I possibly get though?

Only one way to find out

[LegoDashie 1,809]

Ummm welp now i heard everything lol xD 

[MangoFoalix 25,058]

Interesting...

I was expecting to hide this thread because of it being something else.

[Flow 1,644]

Just pointing out that the article was dated October 4 2019.

[TBD 17,274]

@Sparkleberry I would recommend changing the title to "Man sues Apple claiming iPhone turned him gay" just so members don't get the wrong idea. 

 

Anyways, this whole thing is dumb but at least it killed my 2 mins of self-quarantine time.

[Cash In 23,126]

The title of the thread definitely sent me mixed signals, but I must say that this man is truly an inspiration to us all.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,996]

Он просто не хотелось в это верить он с гомосексуал xD

Spoiler

Translation: "He just didnt want to believe he is a homosexual"

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"I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try same-sex relationships," the complainant wrote.

"Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents."

yep, I stand by what I said

Edited April 9, 2020 by Sherbie

[Megas 28,139]

Who wrote this Alex Jones?

[SharpWit 2,872]

Sounds like Florida man's cousin.

[Splashee 28,599]

Trust me, Apple will win this. A Touch Screen cannot make someone change their sexual orientation. He should have sued GayCoin instead, and he could actually succeed, though I think he is somewhat overreacting.

[TheRockARooster 54,194]

This is up there with the guy who sued his parents for giving birth to him without his consent.

[Fluttershutter 2,960]

14 hours ago, Sparkleberry said:

This is why i have Phone with buttons on. Besides. I am PC tech guy either way. Never been fan of phone technology in general for everyday life. Never gonna get into that ever, i refuse, phones being a part of everyday life i refuse. Nature, People to me matters more. PC is the only thing i am ok with when one gets home or other techs one like

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-49933003

 

Lol at the topic but I agree with your comments.

 

Oh and if anybody wants to give me any currency of any kind I'll be happy to try it.

Edited April 10, 2020 by Fluttershutter

[Will Guide 21,372]

10 hours ago, TBD said:

@Sparkleberry I would recommend changing the title to "Man sues Apple claiming iPhone turned him gay" just so members don't get the wrong idea. 

 

Anyways, this whole thing is dumb but at least it killed my 2 mins of self-quarantine time.

Why do I always miss the original title? Now what the original topic title was is going to eat at me...

Even so, the new title already tells me how ridiculous the claim is

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 42,202]

So what if someone who is already gay (like me) uses an iPhone in this way, what happens? Do I go Super Gay? Like a Super Saiyan but FABULOUS. Not sure if I want totally gold hair though. 

[TBD 17,274]

1 hour ago, Fluttershutter said:

 

15 hours ago, Sparkleberry said:

This is why i have Phone with buttons on.

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-49933003

 

Lol at the topic but I agree with your comments.

 

Wait.. Are you guys actually saying that having a touch screen phone can change your sexual orientation? You guys actually believes this? Sorry, I’m not trying to turn this into a debate but that what it sounds like to me. Feel free to correct me here if I misunderstood.

[Vefka 1,504]

And that's why companies write in manuals stupid things like "you must not microwave your phone"

40 minutes ago, Kyoshi said:

So what if someone who is already gay (like me) uses an iPhone in this way, what happens?

Gay XS Max Plus

[Sunny Fox 5,961]

The person in the article didn't claim that using a touch screen phone changed his orientation, it was an app he misblamed. The article title is misleading, it should be "Man sues Apple claiming iPhone app turned him gay". Read the whole article, not just the headline.

[Fluttershutter 2,960]

10 hours ago, TBD said:

Wait.. Are you guys actually saying that having a touch screen phone can change your sexual orientation? You guys actually believes this? Sorry, I’m not trying to turn this into a debate but that what it sounds like to me. Feel free to correct me here if I misunderstood.

No, I just don't like cell phones.

I'm sure it was just a joke on Sparkleberry's part too.