Cat for a Day

[heavens-champion 1,905]

If you were a cat for one day, what would you do?

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Not eat the food I was given because it's not good enough. Then eat a dead bird.

[SharpWit 2,674]

Explore my neighbors' yards.

[Sparklefan1234 171,406]

1. Tell @Catpone Cerberus about this topic.
2. Be lazy for the rest of the day. 

[SasQ 1,376]

Risk 8 of my lives to piss off some hoomans, then return to my remaining 1 at the end of the day :3
(Isn't that what cats do though? )

Edited August 12, 2020 by SasQ

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

Run around in random places and hiss at the people I don’t like, then come back to nap on random spots on the floor

[Catpone Cerberus 23,604]

I would look for nearest kind human to get pets and scratches as it seems to be very nice :3
I would also try sleep in places where I know human body would suffer to figure out the secret behind cats' ability to be comfy in most non-comfy places and positions.  

[Ittoni 538]

have a nice profound repairing sleep, finally...

[Stardust 641]

Slap someone in the face like ya know how cats do it

[Cagey 4,248]

Sleep and be cuddly. What else?

[Pastel Heart 6,466]

Be cute and get spoiled~ thats living the dream 

[Emerald Claus 24,879]

NAPPP!

I never get enough sleep anyway 

[EpicEnergy 23,219]

Probably sleep most of the day.

[SharpWit 2,674]

Might crunch down on a tasty bird or rodent. Sounds gross but have you seen the satisfaction on a cats face when it's caught some prey? Also, might not have anything else to eat so can't really blame hunger and instincts.

[Thuja 3,659]

Try to figure out how cats can sleep anywhere

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

Take naps in warm sunny places. Watch birds and contemplate dinner. Hope my human remembers to bring me some cat-nip!

[DubWolf 17,264]

3 hours ago, EpicEnergy said:

Probably sleep most of the day.

I'd floof those ears  .

Hmm

I'd go running around like crazy, hopping and climbing trees  . Also roll around in the durt and play with catnip  .

 

8 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Run around in random places and hiss at the people I don’t like, then come back to nap on random spots on the floor

You could explode and be an exploding kitten  (that regenerates  ).

Edited August 13, 2020 by WWolf

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

2 hours ago, WWolf said:

I'd floof those ears  .

Hmm

I'd go running around like crazy, hopping and climbing trees  . Also roll around in the durt and play with catnip  .

 

You could explode and be an exploding kitten  (that regenerates  ).

That joke will never die, will it? 

[Princess_Bellalatanya 1,053]

If i was a cat for a day id most likely be extremely lazy,just lay around take naps and watch tv

[Dreambiscuit 9,876]

It may be nice to nap a lot and enjoy being lazy, but if I’m asleep all the time I won’t have time to conspicuously avoid human affection and show how indifferent I am to it (unless I’m in the right mood of course). Then I’d go prowling about at night, leaving little dusty kitty prints on everyone’s car. At some point I’d condescend to let somebody feed me (I like Albacore, see to it!) That’s all, you may go now. 

[TheRockARooster 51,574]

Just now, Dreambiscuit said:

It may be nice to nap a lot and enjoy being lazy, but if I’m asleep all the time I won’t have time to conspicuously avoid human affection and show how indifferent I am to it (unless I’m in the right mood of course). Then I’d go prowling about at night, leaving little dusty kitty prints on everyone’s car. At some point I’d condescend to let somebody feed me (I like Albacore, see to it!) That’s all, you may go now. 

I'm lazy all the time, Dreamy. ^^