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Akemi Homura

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The moderators are smelly butts.


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At my table there's no place for your rituals of grace

I will drink to myself for I know there's nothing else

Words of faith reflect your fear

Thinly veiled but far too clear

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THIS POST HAS BEEN APPROVED BY ALL THE MODS AND WAS DEEMED THE OFFICIAL BESTEST POST ON THE FORUM BY GENERAL CONSENSUS.

 

1st ting fuck you n fuck everypony who goes on dis site lol bronies are fucking faggots you cunt ass motherfucker

ok here is a pony porn site I made you can visit and plz donate anywhere from 10$ to 200$ its vry apreciated and I rly need the support lol.

www.ponyporn.com

 

also the mods here are fucking incompetent and likely won't do anything about this post at all. lol fuckers!

 

..yup I think I succeeded in breaking most rules in a single post. Also this post is satirical and is only intended as a joke. The "porn" site linked is not actually nsfw content

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also the mods here are fucking incompetent and likely won't do anything about this post at all. lol fuckers!

 

cat $(TF_DIR)/cfg/ban_users.cfg | "nWollamhsram" > $(TF_DIR)/cfg/ban_users.cfg

 

Can't ban you from forums, but the TF2 server is another deal :mellow:


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What has fanfiction has Ashbad written lately?

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mods suck at math or whoever created this god damn counter

i mean where the fuck is the logic in this

 

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mods suck at math or whoever created this god damn counter

i mean where the fuck is the logic in this

 

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Well obviously, the other two users are Slenderman and the Google bot. They're always watching.

 

In any case, what is the background on this thread? Do the mods actually ban people for dissing them? If so, then I have only one thing to say (ironically in the spirit of this thread): that'd be a real punk ass bitch way to run a forum.

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PlunderSteed

Bassist, pianist, and backing vocalist for MLP-themed metal band Draconequus.  Check out our latest music video, a metal cover of "Tricks up my Sleeve" here.

Bassist, pianist, and vocalist for MLP-themed alt rock band Worst Princess.  Check our recent live performance of "Shine Like Rainbows" here.

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You have been supplied with false idols to stop you from tearing down this corrupt site. Let me tell you the truth about Scootacool from the words of the Forum's commissioner, Feld0.

 

'Scootacool didn't murder Zoop he saved my family then took the blame for Zoop's appalling crimes so that I could, to my shame, build a lie around these fallen idols. I praised the mad man who tried to steal my own family but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of MLPForums with the truth and it is time for me to resign.'

 

And do you accept this man's resignation? Do you accept the resignation of all these liars? Of all the corrupt?

 

We take MLPForums from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. MLPForums is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming The Forums and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The moderators will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great forum... it will endure. MLPForums will survive!


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I think I'd be a MUUUCH better choice for a mod than, say, one of those poser mods who just walk the walk but don't actually do anything, like @,

 

Have you seen him do anything except rant about football? Or do anything productive with this site or his life?

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I tend to take the high road, get stoned, and fly low . . .

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I love the blatant mentioning of every mod in existence, just to make sure that they see your post. Well played.

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PlunderSteed

Bassist, pianist, and backing vocalist for MLP-themed metal band Draconequus.  Check out our latest music video, a metal cover of "Tricks up my Sleeve" here.

Bassist, pianist, and vocalist for MLP-themed alt rock band Worst Princess.  Check our recent live performance of "Shine Like Rainbows" here.

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