You just got kissed by your favorite pony. What do you do?

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

I would probably freeze, blush as beet red as my scarf, stare into her magenta eyes, sing her a song in my head, and then faint from dizziness. Then when I came to, I'd call her up (provided she left), apologize for passing out, thank her for the kiss, and then warn her to steer clear of my fillyfriend. XD

[Jaxsie (Inactive) 1,343]

First off, it's still a horse -- no, just no. Secondly, I'm straight; so if Applejack tried to kiss me, we would need to have a serious talk, lol.

[KatonRyu 1,033]

I'd stop them and politely tell them I have a girlfriend and see them as a friend, not a lover.

Edited January 6, 2016 by KatonRyu

[DuskRain 193]

I'd probably stop doing LSD.

[DANUTERCISD 204]

i would kiss her back. and be like 

[Thunderlane 550]

I'd then wake up.

omg so sad

[Josiah_E 63]

My favorite ponies are Princess Luna and Nightmare Moon, so if either of them kissed me, I would be surprised.

[Johnny1226 14,674]

Kiss her back of course! It would be the coolest thing ever if it happened!

[Josiah_E 63]

Kiss her back of course! It would be the coolest thing ever if it happened!

It would be the coolest thing ever man!  And I would kiss her back too!

[Spark Thunderbass 1,439]

If it was Twilight, I'd start blushing like mad. 

[3k932jd22328jdsf 113]

If Pinkie Pie kissed me irl my life would be complete (which is impossible because they aren't real)

[SteelSpark 124]

i would be like: *gasp* oh Fluttershy!

[Midnight Blossom 58]

If I was my main pony oc it would have likely been on the cheek and I'd look up at my adopted mother and be like "Thanks momma, but what was that for? All I did was say the stars and moon look lovely tonight. You did a really good job." Then smile up to princess Luna.

 

 

Sorry if I weird anyone out with what I'm about to post here, but I think my thought process would be something like Twinight125's here. I would realize that it's a pony that just kissed me on the lips, but I would also know that it wasn't an animal that did it. These ponies from MLP are clearly capable of being in a relationship the same way us humans have relationships with each other.

So, if best pony (Twilight) confessed her feelings for me, and she told me how much she liked me before kissing me, even though I'm a different species, I would try my best to keep my cool(And probably fail miserably. I mean, It's TWILIGHT I just got kissed by), and tell her that she's very brave for confessing her feelings for me, before returning the feelings back to her.

And it doesn't HAVE to be Twilight. I think it's possible for me to return feelings for any of the mane 6, and even many ponies outside of the mane 6. Almost all of them have really interesting and attractive characteristics, despite them being ponies.

And really, if you think about it, if you're going to turn down a really kind and loving person just because they look different, that's racist in my book. I know they are different species and all, but still, that's all it really is in my eyes; they just look different. You just need to remember that they are not animals, because animals don't have personalities.

"EWW, PONY SECKS! THAT'S BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!"

*Blush* W-well... if something like that happens, then... it happens. That's where most relationships go after a while.

S-sorry, but... yeah. *Shrug*

And if she didn't want to do that stuff, EVER, then I would totally understand that, and I most certainly wouldn't leave her or cheat on her because of it(I mean, it's Twilight, why anyone would want to cheat on TWILIGHT for ANYTHING is anyponies guess). But if smexy time DID happen, then... yeah...

*Finally notices everyone in the thread giving me a look of horror and disgust*

...

*Someone in the background faints*

Heh-heh... uh...

*Slowly starts for the exit*

 

 

If I was my human self I'd smile and kiss her back before letting her know that most members of my species are rather close minded and disapprove of relationships outside their own race and/or religious beliefs let alone outside their own species. Especially when the one in question resembles a non-sapient species on our world. Then I would show her the post I just quoted in this post as another who recognizes this and ask if we could go back to equestria where she would likely be less likely to get hurt and ask if we could bring the others who felt the same way with us.

[Mr. Forest 135]

If I were kissed by Fluttershy my immediate reaction be one of pleasure, then I would immediately start questioning my existence and life itself because what I would have just encountered should not be possible.  In the end I would just hope that this was a dream and not a dream.

[Night Silent 93]

It would be the best thing ever if Princess Luna kissed me. It would probably make my year.

[Josiah_E 63]

It would be the best thing ever if Princess Luna kissed me. It would probably make my year.

It would make my year too!

[----- 477]

I would wonder why Sunset is kissing me...She should kiss Twilight instead! D:<

[Yarishia 144]

I'd be very happy, finally somebody somepony wanted to kiss me

[Velcorn 279]

Wake up due to the excitement?

[CrystalRarity 119]

Oh of course it depends a little on context, shall explore a few because they're all divine..

 

Is it a kiss of thanks?  Probably stutter in reply, "Of- course." because can't parse the phrase "you're welcome"

 

Was Rarity excited about something else totally unrelated to things usually associated with kissing and she just chose to express herself in that way as people sometimes do somehow?  Then would revel silently (Maybe a squee.) in the moment, bursting with elation on the inside, tryin to be cool on the outside, letting her continue to be happy about whatever it is she's happy about.  Then try to make it into something more later, obviously.  With no actual explicit referrals to the kiss because that's tacky as hell, but clearly flirting is then allowed. if that's how you express yourself, yes..

 

Is it a kiss of greeting?  Kiss her back, of course, it's only polite.  No air kissing, though, what is that.  Unless she did.  But she didn't, in this topic.

 

Or is it a kiss of love?  Ha.  Haha.  There's no context for that.  What everyone else said: Wake up

[PriksCreep 7]

Ummm....I don't think you don't want to know.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

O.o

If Celestia kissed me, then I will give her hugs! :3

[cider float 2,538]

O.o

If Celestia kissed me, then I will give her hugs! :3

I accidentally read that as "If Celestia kissed me, then I will give her tongue! :3"

[Trinitron Keys 89]

Kiss her back, make sure plenty can see it (but don't let her see them), then take her someplace fun.

[FluttershyKindness 217]

soo happy and i will say "thx GOD!"

but ima girl..... whatever for Flutter