Quotes Portfolio

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

I just shat in a peanut butter jar and labeled it nutella.

 

SCIENTISTS FROM THE FUTURE HAS STUDIED YOUR ASS FOR CENTURIES, AND SENT ME BACK IN TIME TO KICK IT!

MY FOOT WILL TRANSFORM INTO A BOOT WITH YOUR ASS WRAPPED AROUND IT!

I WILL FIND YOU! THATS WHAT I DO!

 

BEEP BOOP!

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

 

There are reasons why I don't join the skype group or chat. First, I can't really be arsed to make the effort in joining and then being a part of that group to the extent that anyone would really care about what I have to say. My statements are more carefully crafted and better when I can do them as I please in the time that I want, rather than in real-time chat. Second, all the innuendo is either annoying or uncomfortable to me. Third, more often than not I'd probably just sit there in the background, and after a while people would get curious as to why I wasn't talking, and then start making jokes about me in front of my back.

 

Oscar Wilde said "True friends stab you in the front" but I think it's truer still what Crispy said in a reply to my status once, "True friends don't stab you at all".  That makes much more sense.

 

(Though if I wanted to be a pedant about it, I would say that Wilde meant it figuratively, whereby stabbing meant things like harsh truth and such, and Crispy interpreted literally where stabbing meant stabbing.)

Edited December 23, 2012 by Blue

[NavelColt 22,880]

Myself: Let the rumors begin: The staff are constantly at each others throats, and have differing opinions about everything. Everything will explode into anarchy soon enough, and that's what I'm counting on so everypony hide.

 

Calamity, @myself:

 

The Chicken, @myself: Yeah, actually, we were just arguing about who is best pony. I said it was Rainbow Dash and Discord said that it was RD. I swear, this rabid disagreement will be the ruin of harmony on this site.

 

Arcanel, @all: And these posts right here, is why I love you guys.

 

--

 

Contrary to popular belief, Feld0 doesn't need staff volunteers. He runs things himself with his invisible automated Felditron bots, whom have the same account names as us, so that all moderation actions appear to be done by us. In reality, the real us are all figureheads who do nothing but sit around and joke about for your pleasure, and take the heat when people get upset with staff actions.

Edited December 24, 2012 by ~Chaotic Discord~

[Starshine 16,333]

Let the rumors begin: The staff are constantly at each others throats, and have differing opinions about everything. Everything will explode into anarchy soon enough, and that's what I'm counting on so everypony hide.

Yeah, actually, we were just arguing about who is best pony. I said it was Rainbow Dash and Discord said that it was RD. I swear, this rabid disagreement will be the ruin of harmony on this site.

And these posts right here, is why I love you guys.

 

Stop being lazy and post the actual quotes :V

[Arcanel 3,041]

Contrary to popular belief, Feld0 doesn't need staff volunteers. He runs things himself with his invisible automated Felditron bots, whom have the same account names as us, so that all moderation actions appear to be done by us. In reality, the real us are all figureheads who do nothing but sit around and joke about for your pleasure, and take the heat when people get upset with staff actions.

Maybe Mailpony is the queen of all the Felditron bots, silently controlling them, while having an innocent mask that is name's sake...this truly is a mystery and is a matter that should be pursued...   

[XUNUSEDXXX 3,459]

Me and Scootacool Skyping about technical issues... he's so silly

 

[3:37:19 PM] Chris: finally
[3:37:21 PM] Chris: scoots
[3:37:22 PM] Chris: heres the vid
[3:37:23 PM] Chris: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd3QIZkhoDM&feature=youtu.be
[3:37:26 PM] Chris: thats what happens
[3:37:39 PM] Key Gear: I'm not watching this video.
[3:37:43 PM] Key Gear: No dubstep music
[3:37:44 PM] Key Gear: x)
[3:37:46 PM] Key Gear:
[3:37:55 PM] Chris: damnit scoots
[3:38:24 PM] Key Gear: 10/10 would watch again.
[3:38:32 PM] Chris: seriously tho
[3:38:33 PM] Key Gear: Needed more hot chicks and explosions though.
[3:38:34 PM] Key Gear: x)

Edited December 31, 2012 by Scootabloom

[NavelColt 22,880]

Still one of Zoop's better quotes. Mostly for how accurate those numbers are.

 

Early on there was little need for much in the way of organization - the forum was still young and relatively small; it was easy to deal with and keep things under control.

Then we started getting roughly fifty zillion posts per second.

Then, in order to deal with that, we recruited approximately two hundred billion moderators, or roughly one boat load.

Edited January 2, 2013 by ~Chaotic Discord~

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Skype convo:

 

 

 

[Chigens and Kay 3,832]

 

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@,

 

Edited January 11, 2013 by Chigens and Kay

[XUNUSEDXXX 3,459]

Me and Scootafool's skype convo's:

 

 

[9:20:10 PM] Key Gear: Texans are our home team.
[9:20:20 PM] Key Gear: We are auto-bandwagoners
[9:20:20 PM] Key Gear:
[9:20:36 PM] Key Gear: Our taxes pay for these guys. :|
[9:20:43 PM] Chris: My parents are from Houston, but the Texans are a relatively new team compared to the rest; only been around I think 10 years or so. We've always supported the boys.
[9:20:43 PM] Key Gear: And for their pretty stadium.
[9:21:06 PM] Key Gear: They should've given the Texans a space-themed name.
[9:21:14 PM] Key Gear: I'm still grumpy about that.
[9:21:15 PM] Key Gear: (think)
[9:21:20 PM] Chris: LOL
[9:21:26 PM] Key Gear: Houston Texans. Lammeeeee. :|
[9:21:41 PM] Key Gear: Every year, folks want a name change.
[9:21:49 PM] Key Gear: Every year, we get brushed off.
[9:21:50 PM] Key Gear: Ehhh
[9:21:53 PM] Key Gear: \ o /
[9:22:41 PM] Chris: xD
[9:22:50 PM] Chris: Astros?
[9:23:00 PM] Chris: Like the baseball team?
[9:23:01 PM] Chris: Er
[9:23:03 PM] Chris: something liek that
[9:23:05 PM] Key Gear: Hmmm... (think)
[9:23:37 PM] Key Gear: We've got the Rockets, Comets, Dynamos, Aeros, Astros...
[9:23:49 PM] Key Gear: Lots of ets and os.
[9:24:01 PM] Chris: haha xD
[9:24:05 PM] Key Gear: Houston Cheerios :|
[9:24:09 PM] Key Gear: Mascot would be the bee.
[9:24:29 PM] Key Gear: They fly, so it would fit the theme.
[9:24:35 PM] Chris: LOL
[9:24:36 PM] Chris: HAHAHAHA
[9:24:51 PM] Key Gear: Don't quote me on that, I don't wanna get mugged on my way to work XD
[9:24:58 PM] Key Gear:

 

 

Also, when ~Chaotic Discord~ does what he does best...

 

 

[9:45:12 PM] Chris: LOL
[9:45:15 PM] Chris: expected xD
[9:45:20 PM] Chris: Anyway, whats the Scootalove topic about?
[9:45:25 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Scootalove
[9:45:38 PM] Chris: ...
[9:45:43 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~:
[9:45:56 PM] Chris: Thank you for clarifying that. That answer was exactly what I was looking for. *golf clap*
[9:46:08 PM] Chris: Srsly >:V
[9:46:11 PM] Chris: What about Scootalove
[9:46:31 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Guess you'll have to grow a patience farm and wait till harvest season :3
[9:47:30 PM] Chris: Damn you and your ambiguity D:
[9:50:13 PM] Chris: I'm guessing I'm gonna have to see it tomorrow
[9:50:19 PM] Chris: Cuz I have to go to bed in like 30 minutes :U
[9:50:28 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Probably xD
[9:51:13 PM] Chris: http://mlpforums.com/topic/31789-quotes-portfolio/?p=1081955
[9:54:19 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: No one ever quotes me http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/045/6/4/forever_discord_by_chiekku-d4ox11q.png
[9:54:37 PM] Chris: PFFFFTTTXDDDD
[9:54:47 PM] Chris: god damnit man xDD
[9:54:52 PM] Chris: My dad keeps asking me why I'm laughing x3
[9:55:06 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: 'Cuz chaos'

 

Edited January 14, 2013 by Scootabloom

[Starshine 16,333]

*speeds through thread on rolling chair*

 

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........

You get off that thing right this instant before you hurt yourself, mister! :|

*speeds by again*

 

nnnnnnnnnnNNNEVERRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr........

Oh, you bastard!

 

*Puts super duper adhesive glue all over the floor*

 

He he he he he

hey no fair!

 

He he he, try rolling through that super fast and see what happens!

 

 

I'm only looking out for you man!;_; But mostly the house itself. I

 

could care less if you got hurt x)

*surfs by on a gurney, hits the glue, and falls off* Ow! i..i

Dammit, man! That wasn't for you!

 

Now I have to get more glue and trick him into running into it all over again...Blerg.

Hey guys, what's goi--- *is stuck to the floor* ... Alright, who glued the floor...

*pulls head free of the glue with a snap* It wasn't me this time.

*gets on hoverboard*

 

still can't stop me!

*Bill Cosby appears out of nowhere and witnesses the mess* Holy shit! What is going o.. *gets hit by

 

hoverboard*

and that's how the cosbian language was created!

Edited January 15, 2013 by Starshine

[NewCalamity 3,454]

[11:10:21 PM] Tich: How awkward would it be if I showed up and was an actual cartoon horse

[11:10:26 PM] Tich: like I keep telling people

[11:10:29 PM] NewCalamity: [11:10 PM] Tich:

<<< How awkward would it be if I showed up and was an actual cartoon horse
lmao.

[11:10:33 PM] Zoop: I'd pet you.

[11:10:40 PM] Zoop: AND THEN RIDE YOU AROUND THE ENTIRE STATE.

[11:10:41 PM] Elvis: That wouldn't be awkward, that would be amazing.

[11:10:45 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: You'd be in serious danger. Cartoon horse ast Bronycon?

[11:10:48 PM] Key Gear: I would take you to Texas.

[11:10:57 PM] Key Gear: We have cake.

[11:11:00 PM] NewCalamity: Would you look like this?  http://prntscr.com/pzt9g

[11:11:04 PM] RJ Z. (WR): On 1/21/13, at 11:10 PM, Tich wrote:

> How awkward would it be if I showed up and was an actual cartoon horse

Brb, loling uncontrolably

[11:11:11 PM] Key Gear: XD

[11:11:13 PM] Elvis: You know the government would kidnap you and dissect you for science, right?

[11:11:17 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: ^

[11:11:21 PM] Tich: I would honestly look like that

[11:11:27 PM] Marco: STOP YAPPING

[11:11:30 PM] Tich: I would have wings

[11:11:33 PM] RJ Z. (WR): MAKE ME MACRO

[11:11:37 PM] Marco: D:

[11:11:38 PM] RJ Z. (WR): :3

[11:11:42 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: CS VS CS fight, do it

[11:12:05 PM] Key Gear: On 1/21/13, at 10:11 PM, Elvis wrote:

> You know the government would kidnap you and dissect you for science, right?

We could hide Tich.

[11:12:12 PM] Tich: yes

[11:12:13 PM] Zoop: in a box

[11:12:13 PM] Tich: hide me

[11:12:16 PM] Tich: feed me food

[11:12:17 PM] Tich: pet me

[11:12:26 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Scoots we'd need to hide you too. You're a talking tech turkey. From space.

[11:12:26 PM] RJ Z. (WR): Inquiry:

[11:12:31 PM] Tich: well you can do that if I were human too

[11:12:38 PM] RJ Z. (WR): Should I bring my pet scootaloos?

[11:12:42 PM] Zoop: yes.

[11:12:46 PM] Key Gear: On 1/21/13, at 10:12 PM, ~Chaotic Discord~ wrote:

> Scoots we'd need to hide you too. You're a talking tech turkey. From space.

I have alien cloaking technology. (nod)

[11:12:47 PM] Zoop: Scoots needs friends.

[11:12:49 PM] RJ Z. (WR): All three of them?

[11:12:52 PM] Key Gear: LOL XD

[11:12:53 PM] Elvis: inb4 I'm actually a filly.

[11:13:01 PM] Key Gear:

Edited September 24, 2023 by LadyMercury
Redacting Personal Information

[Zoop 8,384]

NC discovers Google Docs.

 

[05:39:13 PM] NewCalamity: Google Docs is crazy, yo

[05:39:22 PM] NewCalamity: I'm watching you edit the fuckin' thing

[05:39:29 PM] NewCalamity: IN REAL TIME, MAN.

[05:39:46 PM] NewCalamity: First time seeing this shit

[05:39:55 PM] NewCalamity: Wooooooaaaah

[05:39:59 PM] NewCalamity: Marco is adding shiiiit

[05:40:02 PM] NewCalamity: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude

[NavelColt 22,880]

CD hates math.

 

Scoot's avatar is a chalkboard with maths.

 

 

 

[8:33:42 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: :U I'm approaching a critical mass. I'm still -okay- with Rainbow Dad, but my need for Scootalove back in my avatar and or sig is rivaling it now.
[8:34:22 PM] Scoots: I know that feel.
[8:34:45 PM] Scoots: I want to switch back actually to my normal Skype ID, but I'm getting ready to kill someone right now… So I shall have to wait.
[8:34:59 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: :c
[8:35:50 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: I'm glad you do. That looks like math. Math and I are like a master jedi knight and sith lord battling on an overfallen log overhanging a bottomless canyon. In the pouring rain. At night.
[8:36:10 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Aka I fucking hate math :3

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

-snip-

Edited February 16, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

When in doubt, it's the chicken's fault.

 

[NavelColt 22,880]

 

[9:29:59 PM] thereisnospoon303: I call dibs on setting up the discussion thread for the season finale!

[9:31:42 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Bitch, I will end you

[9:31:54 PM] thereisnospoon303: Come get some!

[9:32:55 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~:

[9:33:20 PM] thereisnospoon303: I get to be emperor of MLP Forums!

[9:33:36 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: :U Who gets thrown down a shaft by his apprentice

[9:33:49 PM] thereisnospoon303: Meh. I get 20 years to rule.

[9:33:52 PM] thereisnospoon303: Not bad.

[9:33:55 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: XD

[9:35:21 PM] thereisnospoon303: Now let me bring this puppy in for a landing or me and you are gonna have to duke it out.

[9:35:41 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: I've got my joke and post all planned out tho >:U

[9:35:57 PM] thereisnospoon303: you make me grumpy

[9:36:07 PM] thereisnospoon303: getting most of the season to yourself

[9:36:18 PM] thereisnospoon303: now i'm going to engage my passive aggressive mode

[9:36:43 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Pfft, you posted the topic for best episode this season, you got no space to be grumpy

[9:37:25 PM] thereisnospoon303: i don't care!!!

 

@BestStaffMembers

[Yellow Diamond 7,569]

That conversation was the verbal equivalent to Bane and Batman fighting each other at the end of The Dark Knight Rises. I was like, "You came back to your forums to get banned?" ~CD~ acted all tough and said, "No. I came back to make the season finale thread!"

 

Then Selina Kyle Zoop shot banned me.

[Zoop 8,384]

[01:37:22 PM] Zoop: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e5a7/

[01:37:27 PM] Zoop: only $12.99

[01:37:32 PM] Zoop: so much Sparkle.

[01:37:48 PM] @Key Gear: > "Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can."

 

Mother of God

[01:37:53 PM] Key Gear: RARITY!?

[01:37:54 PM] Key Gear: XD

[01:37:57 PM] Zoop: XDDDDD

[01:38:06 PM] Zoop: so THAT'S where NC's Rarity plushie went

[01:38:06 PM] @Aaramus: £9! that's outrageous!

[01:38:24 PM] @NewCalamity: Fuck you, she's right here.

[NewCalamity 3,454]

A classic example of "Death by Braeburn"

 

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[4:40:10 AM] NewCalamity: It's a small internet after all
[4:40:13 AM] NewCalamity: I found Tich
[4:40:15 AM] NewCalamity: *again*
[4:40:18 AM] NewCalamity:

[4:40:32 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: xD
[4:40:44 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Don't tell me you've got a thing for Braeburn now ;P
[4:41:03 AM] NewCalamity: [4:29 AM] Skygunner:

<<< *quietly looks up some more braeburn*I'm helping him D;
[4:41:40 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Uhuh~
[4:41:51 AM] NewCalamity: I'm dying
[4:41:51 AM] NewCalamity:

[4:47:55 AM] NewCalamity:

[4:48:19 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: xD
[4:48:30 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: People do tend to draw him cutely
[4:48:32 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: .3.
[4:48:42 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Just sayain
[4:48:56 AM] NewCalamity: What do you mean?

[4:49:12 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Hnnnngggg fuuuckcckkck :U
[4:49:20 AM] NewCalamity:

[4:49:33 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: HNNG NGGM[sANAAIDJQISA
[4:49:38 AM] NewCalamity: Die, DIE!
[4:52:02 AM] NewCalamity:

[4:52:15 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: NUUUUUUUUUUU
[4:52:22 AM] NewCalamity:

[4:52:25 AM] NewCalamity: Mwhahahaha

[NavelColt 22,880]

[9:22:04 PM] Key Gear: Hot DANG O_o Silver's OC is about to take a step up. XD

 

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9060700/marcato_by_spittfireart-d5xqokk%20-%20small.png

 

[9:22:43 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Image is lacking something. :3

[9:22:53 PM] Key Gear: CD XD

[9:22:55 PM] Zoop: [9:22 PM]....

[9:22:56 PM] Artemis: > [Monday, March 11, 2013 9:22:51 PM ~Chaotic Discord~] Second image is lacking something. :3

 

[9:22:56 PM] Key Gear: LOL XD

[9:23:07 PM] Key Gear: I *knew* you would say that!! XD

[9:23:40 PM] Zoop: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/73230601/weirdos.png

[9:23:49 PM] Artemis: o_O

[9:23:59 PM] Zoop: is that what you wanted, CD?

[9:24:00 PM] Zoop: IS IT

[9:24:03 PM] Key Gear: Zoop xD XD XD

[9:24:03 PM] Zoop: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED

[9:24:09 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Zoop, I expect to see you in class early Monday morning, so we can fix your style.

[9:24:11 PM] Zoop: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, YOU MONSTERRRRRRR

[9:24:16 PM] Zoop:

[9:24:21 PM] Key Gear: Oh buck xD

[9:24:31 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: BUT YOU HAVE BEGUN SO THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Vexx3 1,540]

[5:01:27 PM] iZoop: I barely did anything my first few days. People were too bloody well behaved

[5:01:46 PM] NewCalamity: Because there was a hundred of you.

[5:02:44 PM] iZoop: A hundred Zoops? Sounds delicious

[5:03:21 PM] Vexx3: Would you call them... Zooplicates?

 

Puns

[Killian Jones 2,655]

Veronica The Lesbian Vixen has changed the conversation topic to "Tich is officially the manliest person here"

[NavelColt 22,880]

[4:07:23 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: You guys and Greenland always amuse me. You have all this fucking space and it isn't remotely used to its' full capacity.

[4:07:32 AM] NewCalamity: :3

[4:07:48 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Australia too. Everyone lives within fifty miles of the shore xD

[4:08:20 AM] NewCalamity: Australia if you go anywhere near the landmass you get killed by everything, so they have an excuse

[4:08:28 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: This is true XD

[Zoop 8,384]

 

 

[09:23:09 PM] Zoop: wanna slaughter some Agathians?

[09:23:11 PM] Zoop: : D

[09:23:40 PM | Edited 09:23:49 PM] NewCalamity: Are you the bad guys in every game? x)

 

It's true. I always play as the jerks. And they're always red.