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[Lightwing 12,973]

[17/10/2015 11:32:41 PM] Lightwing: You are hot Dawn

Damn straight

[4:30:49 PM] Dawn: Hey Lightwing

[4:30:53 PM] Dawn: Quotes portfolio

[4:30:54 PM] Lightwing: Fuck

 

My legitimate reaction to this

[N.W. 3,619]

Profanity

 

 

<22:37:31> "[Angry_WhiteGuy] Angry_WhiteGuy": You hear about the new EP?

<22:38:03> "Angry_Slav": YES

<22:38:05> "Angry_Slav": FUCK THAT SHIT

<22:38:10> "[Angry_WhiteGuy] Angry_WhiteGuy": lol

<22:38:19> "[Angry_WhiteGuy] Angry_WhiteGuy": rip your headcannon

<22:38:39> "Angry_Slav": I have no headcannon

<22:39:36> "[Angry_WhiteGuy] Angry_WhiteGuy": Oh then just plain rip

<22:39:42> "[Angry_WhiteGuy] Angry_WhiteGuy": blame obama

<22:39:43> "Angry_Slav": Mhm

<22:39:46> "Angry_Slav": Always.

 

 

 

[Standard User 2,127]

Warning: horse puns inbound.

 

Roy Calbeck: horspunz are mandatory

Roy Calbeck: I can't rein them in

Roy Calbeck: It's a curse I've been saddled with

@Mr Unknown: Well lucky you!

Kolth: HAY. I don't appreciate the horse puns, Calbeck

bruh: wow

Mr. Unknown: To vote on whether these horse puns should continue, say yay or NEIGH

Kolth: YAY

Swickbruh: neigh

Roy Calbeck: yeigh

Roy Calbeck: You're only going to spur me on you know

Roy Calbeck: Okay, I'll stop pommeling you guys with these puns

Kolth: Stop cantering around the issue--you have an addiction

Swickbruh: These puns aren't even good. You're all so foal of yourselves.

Mr. Unknown: All these puns are making me HOARSE!

Mr. Unknown: crickets chirping

Swickbruh: Why don't you get off your high horse then

Mr. Unknown: But seriously, everyone, no mare horse puns. There's no way this chat can remain stable with them...

*** Roy Calbeck hoofs it ***

Roy Calbeck: These puns are unbridled!

Edited October 22, 2015 by Kolth

[Raritas 6,820]

I think I lost an IQ during this conversation somewhere...

 

[17:33:39] Raritas: I'll just report you to national security if you don't make me enough taco's (sun)

[17:33:49] Raritas: imean

[17:34:10] @Lightwing: Hamlet having casual cows that could fly doesn't mean you can bribe me with the national police

[17:34:17] Lightwing: wtf did i just wrote

[17:34:37] Raritas: I think that's the most mind melting sentence you've ever said

[N.W. 3,619]

<02:38:48> "[EpicBaconStrips87] EpicBaconStrips87": こんばんわ  (Good evening)

<02:39:40> "Angry_Slav": Was going to put it in sweedish when suddenly.

<02:39:41> "Angry_Slav": http://prntscr.com/8vevp1

<02:40:10> "[EpicBaconStrips87] EpicBaconStrips87": 何？(What?)

<02:41:06> "Angry_Slav": Владимир, что ебут (Vladimir what the shit?)

[Koukatsu 5,899]

[21:20:32] 11thdoctorwhooves: You know, they say if you look into the mirror and say Ship 5 times, Lightwing appears
[21:20:59] Koukatsu: ...Doing this right now.
[21:22:05] Koukatsu: LIGHTWING SUMMONING RITUAL CONFIRMED.
[21:22:12] Lightwing: HAI KOU
[21:22:16] Koukatsu: We had cider together. :v
[21:22:24] Lightwing: I got drunk
[21:22:30] Lightwing: And I said him that I would get him Derpy

[Lightwing 12,973]

[4:19:04 AM] Raritas: Lightwing is calling me?

[4:19:10 AM] Raritas: That can't be good.

 

This is what happens everytime we call.

The accuracy. It's stunning.

[Koukatsu 5,899]

[11:29:29 AM] 11thdoctorwhooves: Someone described the fight between Bucky, Cap and Tony as "The hottest three way ever"
[11:29:49 AM] Jeric: Settling for the events of Winter Soldier as the genesis for this.

 

...And no context was given that day.

[Koukatsu 5,899]

17:40:26Mr Dash: He's doin it on

17:40:33Koukatsu: the train

 

I knew he meant "wrong," but I had to.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Randimaxis → Vulcan

... lurk, lurk, lurk... *FOREVERRRRRRRRRR...* ... lurk, lurk, lurk...

  Dec 11 2015 11:40 PM · Delete · Lock

 

Vulcan

Grunt #1: Sir, The Lurker is Back!

Vulcan: Clearly he comes for war, fire zeh head cannons!

Grunt #1: B-but...they're not real.

Vulcan: They're real to me! fire! *Theoretical boom* 

Dec 11 2015 11:46 PM · Delete

 

Randimaxis

*existential dodge*

Nyah, nyah, NYAAAAAH!!!

*runs for cover* 

Dec 11 2015 11:52 PM · Delete

 

Vulcan

Grunt #1: The Beast dodged it o_o

Vulcan: A formidable opponent!

Grunt #1: We should probably just leave it alo-

Vulcan: Nay! We shall strike it with our latest toy...Fire...ZEH MEME CANNON! http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3300262/party-cannon-o.gif

 

Dec 11 2015 11:59 PM · Delete

 

Randimaxis

*eyes widen*

MEEP!

*ducks back behind cover, then comes out with a cannon that says "DisCoRd" on the side of it*

Ho... ho... ho...

*evil grin, lights fuse*

*sticks fingers in ears, squeezes eyes shut* 

Yesterday, 01:03 AM · Delete

 

Vulcan

Vulcan: W-What's he doing?!!!

Grunt #5: He appears to have lit a fuse to his cannon.

Grunt #1: I told you we should've just leaved him alo-

Vulcan: Silence. Jeffrey! , Steven, What are the reports on his attack? 

Yesterday, 11:43 PM · Delete

 

Vulcan

Grunt #5: It seems to still be lit , I don't think the best has enclosed boom in asterisks yet.

Vulcan: I suppose we're safe for now, guard the defenses and prepare a counter attack! we may not have much time. 

Yesterday, 11:45 PM · Delete

 

Randimaxis

*fuse still hissing*

*ticking from behind you*

*large explosive-looking device sitting there*

 

>DING!< >BOOM!<

 

*explodes in a burst of grape jelly* 

Today, 05:44 AM · Delete

 

 

Edited December 13, 2015 by Vulcan

[Lightwing 12,973]

Also known as "Dark Horse forgets basic things"

 

[7:25:57 AM] Dave [Dark Horse]: Where is find content?

[7:26:35 AM] Lightwing: http://prntscr.com/9vdeqw

[7:26:39 AM] Dave [Dark Horse]: 6am Dave is completely unobservant

[7:26:40 AM] Lightwing: Now with 20% more arrows and squares

[7:27:20 AM] Dave [Dark Horse]: tfw you know you've used that button before.

[7:27:27 AM] Dave [Dark Horse]: yet have to ask where it is.

[7:27:31 AM] Dave [Dark Horse]: GG Dave.

 

---

 

And the sequeling, aka where I tell him that this is getting posted.

 

[7:31:05 AM] Lightwing: That's it, I'm posting

[7:31:47 AM] Dave [Dark Horse]: Yes, more posting is always good.

[Lightwing 12,973]

[8:07:56 PM] Buzz Relic: I am going to finish my 1st capter of the fo:e fanfic i am writing by tonight!

[8:08:01 PM] Buzz Relic: hopefully

[8:08:09 PM] Miss Rarity (Jónas Jónasson): If you try googling "Trump and Scotland" you might see why

 

Context is a bitch, ain't it? ~Kou "Koutato" katsu, 2016

[Koukatsu 5,899]

A horror story from the Staff Skype.

[21:57:56] @Jeric: Made a member a Mod for a few minutes
[21:59:39] : oh my god who was the minute mod?
[21:59:49] Koutato: And were they aware of their powers?
[22:00:04] Jeric: Yes ... yes they were
[22:00:14] Koutato: Oh God... You never demoted them...
[22:00:21] Koutato: It was @Simon.

[Koukatsu 5,899]

This is why I've changed my name yet again:
 

 

[2/24/2016 9:35:17 PM] Fhaolan Mistwalker: I just knocked five reports off the list. If someone else knocks five off, we'll have halved the list...
[2:12:00 AM] Troblems: Not anymore. I made more reports! I'm really good at that.
[7:32:26 AM] Koutato: Troblems strikes again! Is she after Simon's title?!
[7:40:59 AM] Troblems: Pfft. I've always over reported.
[7:46:29 AM] Koutato: Yes, but now when we start closing them, you report that you've reported! THE JOY DIES BY YOUR HAND! smashes grapes in your hand BLOODSTAINED HAND!
[7:55:54 AM] PathfinDEER: Passion exhibited
[7:56:17 AM] Koutato: Yus.
[7:56:39 AM] Koutato: ...Maybe I should've tried to become a thespian. :v
[7:56:59 AM] PathfinDEER: Yes; Koutato Thespian

 

[Koukatsu 5,899]

[9:04:57 AM] : Has anyone watched glass maiden?
[9:05:20 AM] Adolf K. Weismann: Is an anime.
[9:23:56 AM] @Nebula Wolf: 0/10 No Iron Maiden
[9:24:18 AM] Adolf K. Weismann: Have you actually watched it? Their could be Iron Maiden in the soundtrack.
[9:24:37 AM] Adolf K. Weismann: I need to get my albums re-ripped...
[9:24:39 AM] Alasdair: Never heard of it, having iron man in an anime soundtrack would be.. Interesting tho
[9:24:49 AM] Alasdair: *maiden
[9:24:52 AM] Alasdair: brain pls

[Buzz 1,769]

[21:35 PM] Lightwing: Let me fulfill my dreams of incest

 /s

[21:35 PM] Bojo: wincest?

 [21:35:21] Lightwing: and yeç

[21:35:24] Lightwing: wincest (heart)

[Koukatsu 5,899]

[17:25:38] Troblems: It'd be...weird to lose Spoon
[17:25:45] Troblems: It'd be like losing Feld0.
[17:25:48] Koukatsu: Right?
[17:25:48] Troblems: Proverbially
[17:25:50] Koukatsu: Weird.
[17:25:52] Troblems: Not actually
[17:26:05] Koukatsu: ...
[17:26:08] *** Koukatsu presses X ***
[17:26:17] Koukatsu: "Fedl0! Feld0!"

[Vulcan 3,254]

"Knick his eyepatch and wear it"

 

Vemilla Nightshade (Cinnamonpop)

Where are you taking me? >_< 

Jan 09 2016 10:57 AM · Delete

 

Vulcan

It starts with an L ends with a g and has "ight win" in the middle :3 

 

would he be game for it though? hmmmm....let's find out ^ ^ 

Jan 09 2016 11:04 AM · Delete

 

Vemilla Nightshade

Nuuu!!! Not best mod. Please, anyone but best mod. Dx 

Jan 09 2016 11:06 AM · Delete

 

Vulcan

Aegis is online as well...take your pick X3

 

*Makes Cinny knock on her choice* :3 

Jan 09 2016 11:09 AM · Delete

 

Vulcan

Scratch that,Sekr has just responded :3 

 

*knick his eye patch and wear it* 

Jan 09 2016 11:13 AM · Delete

 

"Light wing being Light wing"

 

Vulcan → PonyLaces

For a second there , I thought you became a mod o_o

  Feb 27 2016 11:30 AM · Delete

 

PonyLaces

I was a little confused too. It's just Lightwing being Lightwing.  

Feb 27 2016 11:32 AM 

 

LonyPaces

>me being me

excuse me, me and my smart ideas would like more praise, thank you

*scrunches* 

Feb 27 2016 11:42 AM 

 

PonyLaces

Your idea wasn't THAT smart, lil skrub. 

Feb 27 2016 11:47 AM 

 

LonyPaces

instabanned 

Feb 27 2016 11:55 AM 

 

PonyLaces

oh fuck :< 

Feb 27 2016 11:58 AM 

 

 

"Trollblems"

 

Vulcan → Jeric

Not sure if Jeric or Troblems posing "as" Jeric -_-

 Mar 12 2016 04:09 PM · Delete

 

 

 

 

 

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Master of Geography!
[2:08:50 PM] Rusty: So basically 7 Swedish meters
[2:10:39 PM] Simeon: What are these "meters" you speak of? Like parking meters?
[2:11:07 PM] Koukatsu: 1 meter of Swedes contains the proper amount of Swedes to correctly change a lightbulb, IIRC.
[2:15:29 PM] Rusty: ...you have greater knowledge of Europe than I initially expected... well played...

[King 5,625]

[2:56:42 PM] King: I'll destroy you all one day, just watch

[2:57:24 PM] Koukatsu: On that day, I will begin an endless consumption of matter, until my mass collapses in on itself, and I will devour you into the black hole that will have become my being. :|

 

[2:57:49 PM] Incognito: King - Today 9:56 PM

> I'll destroy you all one day, just watch

 

this escalated quickly

 

[2:58:02 PM] King: You're already a black hole. Its the only way your ego could begin to fit in our universe

[2:58:22 PM] Koukatsu: You wish you were this confident. :v

[2:58:33 PM] King: Only on Tuesdays

[2:58:49 PM] Koukatsu: Today IS Tuesday.

[2:58:52 PM] Koukatsu: It's in disguise.

[2:58:55 PM] Koukatsu: Like an Autobot.

[2:59:09 PM] King: It's in disguise.Like your manliness ?

[2:59:16 PM] King: Oh wait, that's no disguise...

[2:59:37 PM] King: 

[2:59:41 PM] King: You might need that

[2:59:55 PM] *** King is very happy with himself right now ***

[3:01:49 PM] Dark Horse: Good to see much doesn't change between this chat and the others.

[3:02:20 PM] King: I just had to demonstrate my hospitality technique and serve him

[3:02:33 PM] Dark Horse: Well played, sir.

[3:02:45 PM] King: Quotes thread here I come!

[Guest90210 3,568]

[4/16/2016 12:10:48 AM] Miles: titanium alloy

[4/16/2016 12:11:12 AM] Rivendare: yolla muinatit

 

^ This is our standard greeting. 

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

[1:24:22 AM] DashForever: Should we be concerned that she is a literal fascist
[1:24:37 AM] Rudes: no cause she's hot and has a sword
[1:24:42 AM] DashForever: Fair point

[Yozer247 1,006]

On this episode of 'shit eqtv says'

 

[Vulcan 3,254]

"The Shipping Thread"

 

xD It has it's ups and downs for sure. 

We've got Jack over here determined to break apart relationships to make sure that people change their orientation to be with the same gender- which is pretty strange.

And then there's people determined to ship everyone with the same person (Sugar Cube)

There's people who actually ship people, which is ironically strange for this thread that people do that

Then there's me- who has no idea what they're doing with their posts but does it anyways, like I have for 2 years and haven't stopped. 

    If you haven't been here, welcome to the shipping thread. The active members on here change a lot so it's never too late to become part of the shipper's thread. c:

 

OT: VoxPolice x whoever it is that is about to post above me

 

Edited April 30, 2016 by The Shipping Cat

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

[11:09:12 PM] Batbrony: I'm totally fine with Natalie Portman not coming back

[11:09:16 PM] Batbrony: She clearly wasn't interested

[11:09:18 PM] Batbrony: BUT

[11:09:22 PM] Batbrony: WHY A NEW CHARACTER???

[11:09:39 PM] Batbrony: WHEN YOU HAVE AN ESTABLISHED CHARACTER WHO EVERYONE LOVES ALREADY PINING OVER THOR!!!

[11:09 PM] Batbrony: cough Lady Sif cough YOU IDIOTS cough

[11:10 PM] DF: I thought you meant Loki

 

Batbrony and I discuss the MCU