Our family here at the mlpforums (warning: suggestive language)

[Captain Marvelous 544]

STEAL ALL THE VODKA!! *fist pump*

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

Hey Lrp dont forget im your little bro :C

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,719]

On 1/9/2012 at 6:42 AM, 'Lady Rarity Pony' said:

I'm not sure how to react to a drunken zoop getting my son pregnant. I might just need Evilshy's services to make sure thus scandal never gets revealed.

 

mom, no (wait, are you my mother, or my father?).

we've all come to an agreement about this. Zoop has agreed to let the 2 of us raise the child he gave me. Feathers is, too.

Edited November 29, 2020 by Viscra Maelstrom

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,894]

He's either adopted or gets it from his Mother's side. Also, isn't keeping him as a pet dog, like, something along the lines of slavery, or something?

 

And finally we're only four pages in and we already have family drama. Yay!

 

Yes that makes sense because his mother has a lot of dog DNA (:<

 

mom, no (wait, are you my mother, or my father?).

we've all come to an agreement about this. Zoop has agreed to let the 2 of us raise the child he gave me. Feathers is, too.

 

oh, and shy, if you seriously consider murder my son, just know that you're off the cut for sex, indefinitely.

 

I'm your father.

and how could Evilshy offer to kill my grand child D:

Edited January 9, 2012 by Lady Rarity Pony

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

<p style="margin-left: 40px">Hey did anypony notice... That were missing *ALOT* of ppl?</p>

[Crispy 5,565]

I did notice a total lack of p style equals quotation mark margindashleftcolon 40px.

 

No really though, there have been some left out.

[Electrobolt 2,069]

In all probability... you really don't want to know.

 

... Since you say that... I actually kinda DO now...

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

if you seriously consider murder my son, just know that you're off the cut for sex, indefinitely.

Holy clop, genderless pony. I know you're protective of your offspring, but that's just so... unpony.

[Killian Jones 2,655]

Can I be on the fourth wall with popcorn?

[Evilshy 5,093]

Can I be on the fourth wall with popcorn?

 

There is no fourth wall, this a tetrahedronal universe. But yes, you can have popcorn.

[Tom The Diamond 1,831]

Yes that makes sense because his mother has a lot of dog DNA (:<

... What could you possibly be-

 

*Realization Hits*

 

YOU-

 

cans.wav

 

YOU SOULLESS CYBER VERMIN!

 

Or the consequences will never be the same, they will NEVER be the same!

[Shankveld 4,951]

I updated the main picture ~ Edited January 9, 2012 by Shankveld

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,894]

I am the son of Feld0 and Kurtiss? I approve

but...which one of them is my mother... O_o

[Grendo 174]

>Not in there

>is hurt

>cry in corner

>kurt cobain

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

Kurtiss is your mommy of course XD

[Evilshy 5,093]

I updated the main picture ~

 

 

What did you do to my beautifully straight line? D:

[Shankveld 4,951]

What did you do to my beautifully straight line? D:

 

lmaao x) I didn't want FS to be in the 'love' circle ~

[Evilshy 5,093]

But she wasn't...

 

Assuming you mean fluttershy, she was very clearly outside the circle in my update, and the straightness of my line had little effect on that.

 

 

Also, what does lmaao stand for? Laughing my acupunctured ass off?

Edited January 9, 2012 by Evilshy

[Killian Jones 2,655]

 

 

There is no fourth wall, this a tetrahedronal universe. But yes, you can have popcorn.

 

But... but... I wanna watching on the sidelines. Throwing popcorn?

[Fizz. 1,079]

But... but... I wanna watching on the sidelines. Throwing popcorn?

 

Just go on in and throw popcorn at the orgy pile.

[Crispy 5,565]

Sex circle changed to love?

 

[Captain Marvelous 544]

But... but... I wanna watching on the sidelines. Throwing popcorn?

 

too late... I stole it...

 

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Can I be in the very very far corner? and can I have a cupcake?

I was actually gonna ask to be the family pet, that role is taken so......

can I be Finest's sister?

Edited January 10, 2012 by Pinkazoop

[Evilshy 5,093]

Sex circle changed to love?

 

 

 

The name changed. The meaning did not

 

Or at least, that's how I see it. It's shankvelds call, I suppose.

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,719]

an update: while Zoop is the father of Luriel, he's given him away to Feathers and me, to raise him properly, so his ways as a free man can still go on.