Give an awkward compliment to the user above you.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

You present yourself in a confident and witty manner, akin to a very successful sociopathic murderer.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Your eyes are pretty. Can I touch them?

[Princes Cadance 345]

I love you, forget Shining Armour

[Nightfall 3,950]

You're love is like an cherry... Sweet, and delicious...

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I enjoy the wavelength of light you reflect.

[Nightfall 3,950]

The heat you make makes me toasty.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

The stubbiness of your legs adds to your adorableness but not in a kinky amputee way

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

your farts smell delicious. everytime you let go off in a room, whether it be silently, as it gives a pleasant surprise whenever i enter said room, or loudly, as i tremble in excitement of the smell that is soon about to linger.

[Lightning Fluttershy 1,844]

Your fingers remind me of sweet leprechauns.

[Bari 7,023]

I bet you are as lovely to look upon as I've dreamt.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Your tail looks like wine-soaked dough. I'd love to take a bite...

[Bari 7,023]

You're hair smells like roses and grapes.

[Random User 249]

Your shower is nice.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Please take off your gloves really slowly.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Your soul tastes like sweet cherries

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

I adore the emptyness of your soul very much

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Your soul tastes like red frosting

 

O wait...

 

That's your blood

 

Still good tho :>

[Shiki 5,855]

You're so cute. Just like my sister.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

The texture of your breath reminds me of that time when I accidentally walked in on a bear licking itself in my brothers imaginary friends bosses closet.

[Plentyy 26]

Since the day i started stalking you 24/7, i fell in love with you. Eveything about you is just perfect. Your hair, your body, your personality. I love you. 

 

[Vicke 3,189]

I love you

[Otter 1,942]

Your homosexuality is enticing.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Your hands go well with your mouth.

[Otter 1,942]

That look you're giving me is sexy. I'mma take you to bed.

[Zacharias 191]

You and my toilet don't have anything in common