SCENARIO: You run into all the MLP Villians robbing the supermarket.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Ok, I know this one is quite a bit random, but I haven't made a scenario in a while. This just came to mind.

 

So everything is normal, when you see Nightmare Moon, Discord, Chrysalis, Trixie, and Sombra robbing your local supermarket.

 

Me? Well, I would help them, duh.

[Lightning Fluttershy 1,844]

Probably book an appointment for a therapist because I'm seeing fictional characters from a candy coloured tv show robbing a store.

[Z.J.A. 136]

My first reaction:

"Wow, I really need to slow down on the MLP."

 

After realizing this is real:

Play the song Discord to Discord and see if he likes it and introduce him to my friend who is obsessed with him.

Ignore the rest.

 

[DJShy 873]

1st of all: if Trixie is in that list, them so is Gilda. I have nothing ageist Gilda or Trixie, but Trixie is a villain from only one episode. So is Gilda. See my point?

 

2nd: Even though i know i would get my butt handed to me, I would go and try and stop them.

Edited November 23, 2012 by DJ-Shy3

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Wait Trixie is there...

 

First off I take Trixie with me and make her my best friend in the whole world. Now that, that is over with I would of course say hi to Discord and ask for chocolate rain. Nightmare Moon I would try to turn back into Luna so then I would have Luna and Trixie. The rest can be ignored, don't really care about them, I now have Trixie, Luna and chocolate rain, let them have there fun.

[Betez 1,734]

I would run. Then I'd tell someone. Then I would go back. If they were still there, then me and whoever I told would call for backup. It would be the ultimate good guy vs. bad guy humans against ponies war.

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Just stand there. That's what I'd do in real life anyways. Or perhaps I'd ask for their signatures. And a hug from Trixie would be nice.

[Vicke 3,189]

My reaction:

What the fuck just happened?

Then i would just wait for them get a few bullets in their heads, because lets just face it. That is what would happen.

Edited November 23, 2012 by Vicke

[Lando 80]

Well first off I'd question my sanity, as I do every time I see cartoon villains robbing a supermarket. Afterwards...hmm....well I guess they are all (sort of) animals...maybe I'd call the animal control or at the very least Billy the Exterminator.

[Feather Gem 967]

Grab my phone. Take a picture. Curse my phone for having awful quality.

Run over. Greet them. Poke them to make sure their real.

Say something about how much Discord rocks.

But killed by the others for favoring him.

[Otter 1,942]

Curse myself for not bringing more weapons. Attack them with my holy rage. Get utterly destroyed, and just as they are about to finish me off, agree to join them. Get transformed into HM-Nega and proceed to kill a bunch of people for no discernible reason.

[Starshine 16,333]

 

I'll take out the big gun and kill them all, except Discord and NMM, then convince them to bring an eternal darkness to Earth

 

It would be glorious...

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

Well, I know I wouldn't stand a chance against any of the two part episode villains so I might just attack Gilda, the Pegasus bullies, and Trixie with a shopping cart and let the government sort out everything else.

[PonyRocker95 106]

I would probably capture them all and keep them locked in my basement and make them do stuff for me like:

 

Discord: making chocolate rain

 

Nightmare Moon: make her make it night all the time so I wouldent have to go to school

 

Chrysalis: sit there and look pretty? I honestly don't know what Chrysalis could do to entertain me or improve my life...

 

Trixie: preform for me.or better yet make her turn me into a pony! XD

 

and Sombra: force him to ware a sombrero hat and play dress up! XD

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

This'll pretty much be my first reaction:

 

"Oh Mai Gawwd

 

Can I go back to Equestria with you guys?!"

 

......and then I'll probably help them in an attempt to gain their trust xD

[Dashicorn 74]

At first I would be thinking, man I need to slow down on the mlp. Then I would start videoing it so I could look back at an awesome time in my life and see that it was real.

Edited November 23, 2012 by Rainbowdash20%

[Nixter 180]

Because MLP villians are at the supermarket, the mane 6 couldn't be too far away, so I'd help the villains at first, bait the mane 6, kidnap everypony/villian and I will have an awesome tea party with the stuff the villains stole and have a gay ol' time and have many laughs and tell stories on the current events of life and discuss politics at one point and Discord would support communists but then everyone doesn't like him anymore for being a communist and then he cries, but since he's Discord his tears are composed of snail goo and deer piss thus creating a wormhole of magixccxcxceses of which Trixie tries to stop because she is the great and powerful Trixie after all, but then when she tries to close it Sombra looks scary and scares her and then the tea party ends with a good ol' fashion MMMystery as somepony ate the last crumpet without asking. WHODUNIT?

[Zygen 6,066]

To be perfectly honest, being the shy person I tend to be. (And somewhat of a scaredy cat..) I'd proably just sit there rub my eyes and be like O-o? Wut is this real? But I wouldn't probably even help or try to stop them. I'd just stare at them in awe like I was daydreaming or something.

 

And then i'd later on regret I didn't do anything whatsoever. And wonder what would've happened if I did.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

I'd narrow my focus onto Trixie and do everything in my power to stop her and apprehend her. The others can do what they please. At least Trixie isn't powerful enough to break out of prison.

[Starswirl the Trixie 975]

I can't see any of them robbing a supermarket. Two are supernatural immortal beings, one is a smoke monster tyrant, and...well, I could see Her G&Pness robbing a supermarket if she fell into poverty. Of course, with illusionary magic she most certainly wouldn't be seen...

[Silver Bells 78]

id look at them weirdly and then wonder if i was inhaling too many book scents and i unwittingly got high off of them i dont know

[NavelColt 22,880]

My first reaction:

"Wow, I really need to slow down on the MLP."

 

After realizing this is real:

Play the song Discord to Discord and see if he likes it and introduce him to my friend who is obsessed with him.

Ignore the rest.

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfMb50dsOk

 

Knock out this member before they can play the song, and show Discord the superior original, instead :3

 

 

Depends which villain it is, too, honestly.

[Galex Dj 173]

I would hug each and every one of them, and then watch them as they rob the store. I mean it's not everyday you see MLP characters robbing a store. Take the chance while it's there.

 

 

[Rainbow-Crayons 44]

I would run over, hug them, get them to give me autographs, then I would call the cops. (If one of them did not totally blast me with magic by then. OTL Ahmy, I am such a fangirl. )

Edited November 24, 2012 by Rainbow-Crayons

[ShyForever 284]

My first action would be to find Derpy Hooves. You know she is hiding in the background somewhere.

 

My second action would be to ask Chrysalis to transform me into a changeling.

 

Ohh the fun to be had on all the humans, shape shifting in front of there eyes!